This morning I woke up after a nice six hour long sleep. I did my normal things, eat breskfast, watch T.V. Then off to school. After getting to homeroom, I sign out to go to the rest room. when I open the door to the stall I close it and lock it, pull down my pants, wip out my money maker and realize, there is blood, all over my fucking dick. trying not to scream thoughts rush through my head "how did this happen" "AIDS!" and "did I do it too hard"
My dick wasn't in pain at all though.
After investigating, I see a cut under the skin.
Turns out, the knife I sleep with at night for protection (I live in a rough area) somehow got my dick!
so I start to pee, and to my amazment, it didn't hurt.
I assumed I was fine, I wiped off the blood with the toilet paper in the stall, wash my hands ( to get rid of the blood stains ) and head back to class.
cool
sleep with a gun next time.
Thanks for sharing your bloody dick story while I was eating, OP.
Oh no! This is horrible he has caught the garthax disease! Sorry OP but you only have 2 days to live. The knife must have been infected with the disease.
And we care why?
[QUOTE=QuadCoreGman;25958284]sleep with a gun next time.[/QUOTE]
I would shoot my dick off then
So basically let me get this straight;
you stabbed your own dick with a knife you use for protection.
yeah dont have knives for protection you paranoid person.
Cut it off, just to be safe.
[editline]9th November 2010[/editline]
Trust me. I'm a doctor.
[QUOTE=meepugh;25958289]Oh no! This is horrible he has the bleeding penis disease! Sorry OP but you only have 2 days to live.[/QUOTE]
Read the post next time.
Lucky you... Maybe you shouldn't keep a dicknife in your bed next time
How did the knife find its way to your crotch what the fuck.
Keep it on your bedstand or something.
The knife gave him the garthax disease! duhhh
It's more likely than you think
its more likely than you think
Sleep with a chainsaw
sleep next to me.
your entire bottom half will have dislodged.
Wow what a stupid thing to do.
Good to know OP
Thanks for sharing
Wasn't the knife sheathed? You know? Because it's a knife you keep actually in your bed?
[QUOTE=The BoxDog;25958298]I would shoot my dick off then[/QUOTE]
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"nnnnneow"
Why do you sleep with a knife near your dick?
Sleep with a land mine next time.
[QUOTE=meepugh;25958289]Oh no! This is horrible he has caught the garthax disease! Sorry OP but you only have 2 days to live. The knife must have been infected with the disease.[/QUOTE]
You are 12 and what did you just say?
[QUOTE=The BoxDog;25958251]"how did this happen" "AIDS!"[/QUOTE]
Holy fuck you are ignorant
Post pics, jk
[QUOTE=Oversoul;25958286]Thanks for sharing your bloody dick story while I was eating, OP.[/QUOTE]
Then why click the thread labled with key words such as blood or dick?
Moron.
Gun is much safer.
fastthreads
This thread made my crotch uncomfortable.
But seriously if you're gonna have a knife for protection at least put it in a holster or something
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