Royally obsessed: Man gets Will and Kate 'tattooed' on teeth
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[quote]Is there something stuck on your teeth? Oh no, that’s just a tattoo of Prince William and Kate Middleton.
One man has officially won The Windsor Knot’s royal wedding mania title by willingly paying £1,000 to submit to six hours in a dentist’s chair in order to have the famous duo emblazoned on his choppers. (The prize? Ridicule!)
British plumber Barmy Baz Franks, 29, got a dentist to use ultrafine brushes and stencils to paint images of the smiling royals. The temporary ivory art – known as “gnasher tats” – will last roughly three months, depending on how much Barmy Baz Franks brushes. “I’ve done some unusual dental cosmetics in my time, but this was certainly one of the strangest,” said the dentist, Dr. Neil Gerrard, in an interview with Small World News Service.
The patient says he was just doing his part to help celebrate the April 29 nuptials. “I love the royal family and this was my way of lending my support to their big day,” said Franks.
We think we know who would make a good match for the tattooed fan: The royal wedding hunger striker.[/quote]
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Sauce: [url]http://windsorknot.today.com/_news/2011/04/27/6542797-royally-obsessed-man-gets-will-and-kate-tattooed-on-teeth[/url]
Looks like his teeth will need crowns. :v:
ew
Only in the UK do people have big enough front teeth for tattooing
that's odd
Sad. What next, a couple get's cosmetic surgery to look like Kate and Will?
It's not permanent, so I don't see a big problem with it.
[QUOTE=Tacosheller;29530763]Only in the UK do people have big enough front teeth for tattooing[/QUOTE]
And a yellow background.
Why
It wears off after 3 months.
[QUOTE=Theorisable;29530807]It wears off after 3 months.[/QUOTE]Doesn't make it any less hilarious and/or weird.
[QUOTE=Tacosheller;29530763]Only in the UK do people have big enough front teeth for tattooing[/QUOTE]
Just like how people from the USA have more than enough space on their bellies for about 30 tattoos?
[QUOTE=MrParalegal;29530826]Just like how people from the USA have more than enough space on their bellies for about 30 tattoos?[/QUOTE]I'm an American, and I support this post.
[QUOTE=Tacosheller;29530763]Only in the UK do people have big enough front teeth for tattooing[/QUOTE]
At least our teeth can be seen as opposed to being hidden by folds of flab.
I'm not against the royal wedding but some of the enthusiasm for this is a bit disturbing.
Might as well have had a dick taped to his mouth
For £1000, he should at least get them whitened too.
[QUOTE=FlapadarV2;29530926]At least our teeth can be seen as opposed to being hidden by folds of flab.[/QUOTE]
Your stereotype is funnier.
[QUOTE=Redcow17;29531197]Your stereotype is funnier.[/QUOTE]
It's also better. I'd rather be a Nigel than a Bubba.
[QUOTE=MrParalegal;29530826]Just like how people from the USA have more than enough space on their bellies for about 30 tattoos?[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=FlapadarV2;29530926]At least our teeth can be seen as opposed to being hidden by folds of flab.[/QUOTE]
:golfclap:
[QUOTE=Redcow17;29531197]Your stereotype is funnier.[/QUOTE]
How's having slightly bad teeth funnier than needing a crane to lift you out of your own house?
Poeple take it way too far, but this is great :D
[QUOTE=MrParalegal;29530826]Just like how people from the USA have more than enough space on their bellies for about 30 tattoos?[/QUOTE]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWIhB4DTJ_c[/media]
dude i came in shuddering, thinking take the thought of having your nerves being smashed CONSTANTLY in your teeth uhh oh god that would be unbearable
i bet his is like those fruit roll-up tattoos, though. what a jerk
[QUOTE=FlapadarV2;29530926]At least our teeth can be seen as opposed to being hidden by folds of flab.[/QUOTE]
I've never seen anyone with rolls on their lips.
I knew there was gonna be a joke about British people's horrid teeth in here....
[img]http://i56.tinypic.com/33w0aac.png[/img]
In avatar form.
[QUOTE=FlapadarV2;29531762]How's having slightly bad teeth funnier than needing a crane to lift you out of your own house?[/QUOTE]
Slightly bad?
[img]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_B1LlYh6iKqs/Sq3N_yE_r5I/AAAAAAAAAuI/93K0kWWI5vk/s400/yellow_teeth_3.jpg[/img]
