I think a retarded fat guy fancies one of my best friends. - General

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Make him look bad EDIT: wait never mind he is fat.

Are you Fred by any chance?

That's actually a pretty creepy situation, I don't know how I would handle it either. Tl:Dr; fat creep is obsessed with straight guy, does creepy things

[QUOTE=BANNED USER;18035846]Are you Fred by any chance?[/QUOTE] Ye I would totally make a thread about the creepy things I do to someone who isn't even my friend and post it on facepunch, while at the same time making fun of myself.

Hook the fat guy up with Queen Latifah.

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Kill 'em both.

[QUOTE=troglydyte;18035906]Kill 'em both.[/QUOTE] I'm surprised it took so long for one of you to suggest that, actually.

beat his ass [editline]09:04PM[/editline] with your pelvis

He's probably just trying to act funny and fit in. Unfortunately his big ass probably can't.

-Fat -Retarded -Lonely -Homosexual, possibly bi You got yourself a [B]furry[/B]

[QUOTE=RichyZ;18036027]i really hate the word "fancy" used in that way, it is so unnatural.[/QUOTE] I think it's a British term, and if not that then a northern English term.

[QUOTE=Negrul1;18036048]I think it's a British term, and if not that then a northern English term.[/QUOTE] I use this word, not so often though because not all of the girls fancy me. Don't forget I am an Fper now. EDIT: I am Northern English but live in Scotland, thought I should mention that.

[quote=Penguin-Man]-Fat -Retarded -Lonely -Homosexual You got yourself a furry[/quote] I told you guys about his pretending to be a sheep and love of soft toys, right?

[media]http://images.quickblogcast.com/96047-88713/youtube_comfred.JPG[/media] I want to kill him too

[QUOTE=Negrul1;18036078]I told you guys about his pretending to be [b]a sheep[/b] and love of soft toys, right?[/QUOTE] he is a Walesman

[QUOTE=Fire Kracker;18036148]he is a Walesman[/QUOTE] Agreed! LOL

[QUOTE=Penguin-Man;18036045]-Fat -Retarded -Lonely -Homosexual, possibly bi You got yourself a [B]furry[/B][/QUOTE] [quote="negrul1"]I told you guys about his pretending to be a sheep and love of soft toys, right? [/quote] :ms:

[QUOTE=Fire Kracker;18036148]he is a Walesman[/QUOTE] Not as far as I know...

throw a piece of bacon away whenever he approaches your friend

[QUOTE=Negrul1;18035865]Ye I would totally make a thread about the creepy things I do to someone who isn't even my friend and post it on facepunch, while at the same time making fun of myself.[/QUOTE] At least you were able to admit it.

Tell your friend to avoid him because the fat man is gay, if your friend is gay and a chubby chaser you will know about it.

Hide in the bushes and shoot him with airsoft's?

[QUOTE=SneakySneak;18036275]Hide in the bushes and shoot him with airsoft's?[/QUOTE] Hello? They would just ricochet of him. He fat, he bounce.

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[QUOTE=joshdasmif;18036431]Hello? They would just ricochet of him. He fat, he bounce.[/QUOTE] That'd keep me amused.

I think you just need to be a little tolerant. It's your friend that has to deal with him, not you.

Have you considered talking to the aforementioned friend about any of this?

i had a fat, very stupid guy try to ask me out numerous times. He followed me around school for a while, and he has a huge blob of curley red hair. He was such a creepy shit, he still crushes on me. I also had another fat little mexican kid take up smoking, so he could hang with me and my mates at lunch and hit on me heavily, i just sent every signal i could to tell them i wasnt attracted to them. Just tell your friend to do that, point out how he finds things that relate to the guy unattractive. works for me.