Just-launched US spy rocket bares logo 'Nothing Is Beyond Our Reach' with an octopus molesting Earth
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[url]http://www.forbes.com/sites/kashmirhill/2013/12/05/u-s-spy-rocket-launching-today-has-octopus-themed-nothing-is-beyond-our-reach-logo-seriously/[/url]
[img]http://b-i.forbesimg.com/kashmirhill/files/2013/12/octopus-rocket-copy.jpg[/img]
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“NROL-39 is represented by the octopus, a versatile, adaptable, and highly intelligent creature. Emblematically, enemies of the United States can be reached no matter where they choose to hide,” says Karen Furgerson, a spokesperson for the National Reconnaissance Office (NRO). “‘Nothing is beyond our reach’ defines this mission and the value it brings to our nation and the warfighters it supports, who serve valiently all over the globe, protecting our nation.”[/quote]
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[IMG]http://rlv.zcache.com/communist_octopus_postcard-rcc953c8f07694dd182229708a5630d66_vgbaq_8byvr_512.jpg[/IMG]
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So they are admitting that they are evil? Regarding the history of the Octopus, world thing?
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Not gonna lie that's a sweet logo-tagline combo, almost a shame its going to a sat program and not an organization.
[IMG]http://i41.tinypic.com/dxle6u.jpg[/IMG]
"No you guys there's nothing sinister about this at all"
[IMG]http://static3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120804230433/jamesbond/images/0/0e/Spectre_Logo.png[/IMG]
Immediately thought of the logo of Spectre.
I hope they were aware of the irony (is that the correct word in this case?!) when they chose that logo, because that would make it 10x more awesome.
Still doesn't beat these:
The Green Door:
[img]http://i.minus.com/iblT5ga6djWvNv.gif[/img]
and None Of Your Fucking Business:
[img]http://i.minus.com/ii1lFTM9mmTv3.gif[/img]
Looks cool
Bald eagle was shit anyway. The octopus should be America's national animal.
[editline]6th December 2013[/editline]
Look at that thing it's so triumphant and majestic
[QUOTE=Sector 7;43091605][img]http://www.neatorama.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/BunnySlipperPatch.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
I also like one of the blast doors for one of the missile bases
[img]http://uppix.net/kmyC5t.jpg[/img]
Nothing's beyond your reach, well, besides maybe subtlety.
[QUOTE=Starpluck;43091330][url]http://www.forbes.com/sites/kashmirhill/2013/12/05/u-s-spy-rocket-launching-today-has-octopus-themed-nothing-is-beyond-our-reach-logo-seriously/[/url]
[img]http://b-i.forbesimg.com/kashmirhill/files/2013/12/octopus-rocket-copy.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
I have to be honest, a giant world devouring space octopus on a rocket is pretty bad ass.
[quote]no matter where they choose to hide,” says[B] Karen [/B]Furgerso[/quote]
read that as Kraken.
to be honest, would have made it 100x cooler
I just watched Captain America
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Thought of this.
Could America at least TRY to not look like cartoon villains for once?
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I didn't say they were cartoon villains, they just look like it at times. I mean come on this logo is 2 steps away from having the Earth gripped in a giant hand.
They might as well use the U.U. symbol, it beats nearly everything in terms of stating authority over the peasant Earth.
[img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/5/59/Combine.svg/200px-Combine.svg.png[/img]
naw, the best symbol is this,
[img]http://i2.wp.com/vigilantcitizen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/IWouldTell59_small.gif[/img]
[QUOTE=noneshallpass;43092038]naw, the best symbol is this,
[img]http://i2.wp.com/vigilantcitizen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/IWouldTell59_small.gif[/img][/QUOTE]
[quote]If I tell you, I will have to kill you[/quote]
Why.
[QUOTE=Lordgeorge16;43091548]Bald eagle was shit anyway. The octopus should be America's national animal.
[editline]6th December 2013[/editline]
Look at that thing it's so triumphant and majestic[/QUOTE]
how about a cuttlefish instead
[t]http://lookatthatfuckingcuttlefish.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/baby_cuttlefish_by_mentaldstruction.jpg[/t]
they're like octopi but cooler in every single way
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now confirmed, the U.S. gov's trolling budget is in the multibillion dollars
Flashback to that Monty Python sketch of a nazi soldier wondering if his dark skull uniform could mean he's one of the baddies.
[QUOTE=Marik Bentusi;43092379]Flashback to that Monty Python sketch of a nazi soldier wondering if his dark skull uniform could mean he's one of the baddies.[/QUOTE]
Wasn't that Mitchell and Webb?
[QUOTE=WeekendWarrior;43092397]Wasn't that Mitchell and Webb?[/QUOTE]
Yep.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEle_DLDg9Y[/media]
[QUOTE=Lambda 217;43092100]how about a cuttlefish instead
[t]http://lookatthatfuckingcuttlefish.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/baby_cuttlefish_by_mentaldstruction.jpg[/t]
they're like octopi but cooler in every single way[/QUOTE]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NiCp09Yx220[/media]
And so begins the dawn of the empire known as, Murrica
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