Hey guys, it's me, yet again. So, cutting straight to the chase, I'm being invited out tonight. About 4 mates I know and then a bunch of other people I've met once or twice. Gonna be good.
However, first time I got drunk was a while back, and let's just say I got absolutely. Fucking. Shitfaced. This will be the second time I've ever gotten drunk.
Now, I know you're all probably thinking "What a fucking faggot. He's only ever gotten drunk twice? How old is this guy, 15?" Well, no. I'm actually 17, it's just I've been in the Middle-East, and getting booze over there ain't so easy.
Anyways, some people might have hated that first experience, however, I think differently. Yeah, the hangover might have been the worst fucking experience I've ever endured, but hey, at least now I've been through it I know what to expect. Also, another bright side is I know my limit. Which, for those of you wondering, is about 6 cans of beer (a six pack) and two big glasses of this purple shit, consisting of rum, coke and some other alcohol.
So, I came here asking for advice. Now, I wanna get drunk, but I do NOT want to get that drunk again. At least, not yet. I want to get drunk to the point where I enjoy myself, not to the point where I black out and talk like I've been hit by a 10-tonne truck. I want to enjoy myself, not be isolated in my little world of drunken-ness.
So, pointers, tips, stuff to look out for. I will definitely be drinking slowly this time, whereas last time I down all 6 cans in about 40 minutes. So I'll steadily up the ante till I'm at where I wanna be. But, I really do not want to get that shitfaced again. I gotta come home in the morning, and pale-faced and smelling of puke is not how I wanna be seen.
PS: People who rate me dumb have never gotten drunk before, so they don't know how thin the line between soberness and drunkenness is.
Don't fall down on your pooper.
Pace yourself, and try not to mix drinks. Obviously don't force the stuff down, you're supposed to enjoy the experience.
Wear a helmet.
Crouch down so you can aim for the toilet better
What are you asking for then? Advice on how to not get drunk? That's got a pretty simple answer.
And if you want to get drunk, but not have a hangover, then drink a fuckload of water before you go to sleep.
Oh, food. Eat food. Soaks it up.
Line your stomach
Get a good mixer or it'll taste like shit.
Just hold a beer in your hand, and take sips occasionally. And have a designated driver! Last thing we want is a fellow facepuncher to die in a car crash.
[QUOTE=Thorny;23033634]What are you asking for then? Advice on how to not get drunk? That's got a pretty simple answer.
And if you want to get drunk, but not have a hangover, then drink a fuckload of water before you go to sleep.[/QUOTE]
It's not that exactly. It's that I want to get drunk, but not overstep the line and become just "homeless drunk" or "grieving over a dead family member drunk". I want to be buzzing and just enjoy myself. Last time, I just felt isolated and too drunk to do anything. I pretty much scared most of the girls and got pissed off at most of the guys.
Also, the drinking loads of water before I sleep might help, but last time I still felt like utter shit the day after and I drank at least 5 cups of water. But I probably puked it all out. I can't remember.
Uhh don't drink so much? It's not rocket science. Rated dumb.
Eat lots of bread first
dont drive! and don't mix drinking with medication!
[QUOTE=jantz;23033668]Just hold a beer in your hand, and take sips occasionally. And have a designated driver! Last thing we want is a fellow facepuncher to die in a car crash.[/QUOTE]
Don't worry, staying at a mates house who is within walking distance.
[QUOTE=cyanidem;23033692]Uhh don't drink so much? It's not rocket science. Rated dumb.[/QUOTE]
See, the thing is, I haven't exactly pin-pointed how much is too much for me yet. I'm kinda new to all this. So I need fail-safe ways to make sure I don't get outrageously drunk, cause once I do, I'll just keep on drinking.
[QUOTE=Soul-Chicken;23033711]Eat lots of bread first[/QUOTE]
This. It soaks it up.
I usually smoke weed at parties rather than drink.
[QUOTE=franz;23033770]I usually smoke weed at parties rather than drink.[/QUOTE]
We don't tend to smoke weed a lot. We do drinking, seeing as it's more socially acceptable.
How about you drink socially instead of being a fool who drinks to get drunk?
Eat before drinking.
Seriously, do this.
Don't go above 3 beers and you'll be good, unless you're obese.
[QUOTE=Leaf Runner;23033798]How about you drink socially instead of being a fool who drinks to get drunk?[/QUOTE]
I WANT to drink socially. God damn. Thing is, these guys I'm with have been doing it for years, I'm just a rookie. I have no idea how hard it hits you or how quickly you can get drunk. And once I get to a certain stage of drunkenness, I just keep on drinking.
I'm asking you guys how to avoid getting that drunk. Saying "don't drink so much" is fucking stupid. Everyone has their own limits, sadly, I don't really know mine perfectly well yet.
Also it's not cool to be drunk. Imo, someone who could tolerate a little alcohol is better than someone who is/acts completely drunk after a couple of drinks.
Drink a glass of water in between drinks.
[QUOTE=RedSon;23033597]Pace yourself, and try not to mix drinks. Obviously don't force the stuff down, you're supposed to enjoy the experience.[/QUOTE]
The opposite of what this man said.
Down it all at once, mix EVERYTHING, and force any liquid you can find down.
In other news find a beverage you like, stick with it, get used to it, drink it often. On your own, out and about, with your parents. You'll gain a bit of a system then.
[QUOTE=Xelatomis;23033840]Also it's not cool to be drunk. Imo, someone who could tolerate a little alcohol is better than someone who is/acts completely drunk after a couple of drinks.[/QUOTE]
Thanks for reading a paragraph about my first time getting drunk and completely judging me based on it. You're telling me for your first time you were really mature and careful and didn't get shitfaced? Ok.
And where did you get this whole idea that being drunk is cool. I came here asking how to avoid being so drunk that I don't have fun, not so I look the coolest.
Just fucking drink, don't think about.
Maybe he feels socially unaccepted and does it to get attention?
[QUOTE=loopoo;23033881]Thanks for reading a paragraph about my first time getting drunk and completely judging me based on it. You're telling me for your first time you were really mature and careful and didn't get shitfaced? Ok.
And where did you get this whole idea that being drunk is cool. I came here asking how to avoid being so drunk that I don't have fun, not so I look the coolest.[/QUOTE]
Some people act drunk after a couple of drunks, I'm not saying you, just in general. No need for sarcasm.
And yes I was very mature about it and didn't get shitfaced because I don't see the point in doing that.
Pint o' milk before you go out helps I hear.
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