[Quote]A homeless man stole an ambulance from a Detroit-area hospital on Sunday so he could go to a strip club.
According to The Oakland Press, the man told sheriff's officials he couldn't find public transportation so he took an ambulance sitting at a hospital entrance in Pontiac, Mich.
The local sheriff was notified of the theft about 11 p.m. Sunday and was informed the ambulance had been left unlocked and had a cell phone inside. Authorities traced the cell phone location and were able to have police in a nearby city stop the stolen ambulance.
“He told the deputy he was hoping to go to the Booby Trap to see some pole dancing,” the Oakland County Sheriff told the newspaper.[/Quote]
[url]http://www.myfoxtampabay.com/story/27527595/homeless-man-steals-ambulance-to-go-to-strip-club[/url]
That sounds like something I'd do in GTA 5
Didn't Detroit just have a big power outage?
Apparently it's not ambulances to be stolen for whatever reason. They're usually left running, and don't require a key to unlock (they have a hidden switch, but someone watching could see how the medic opens the door and replicate it) if they're locked at all.
[I]First aid?[/I]
No, First AIDS!
good god what does A Detroit Strip Club look like most look like ass.
[quote]“He told the deputy he was hoping to go to the Booby Trap to see some pole dancing,”[/quote]
[quote] to go to the Booby Trap[/quote]
cmon guys i know its a strip club but be a little more creative with the names
[QUOTE=Sableye;46626225]cmon guys i know its a strip club but be a little more creative with the names[/QUOTE]
I don't know, I went to a place in Berlin called the "bubbles table dance club" or so,
didn't expect to be sitting on my ass with some romanian's cootch in my face.
[QUOTE=Banhfunbags;46624364]That sounds like something I'd do in GTA 5[/QUOTE]
Especially when you consider his reasoning was that he couldn't catch a bus. Very in line with that logic of just jacking the nearest car to get to whatever your mission objective is.
[editline]3rd December 2014[/editline]
[QUOTE=Sableye;46626225]cmon guys i know its a strip club but be a little more creative with the names[/QUOTE]
It's Detroit, don't expect much of anything.
[QUOTE=Mr. Someguy;46624467]Apparently it's not ambulances to be stolen for whatever reason. They're usually left running, and don't require a key to unlock (they have a hidden switch, but someone watching could see how the medic opens the door and replicate it) if they're locked at all.[/QUOTE]
What ambulances have you seen that don't require a key?
[QUOTE=theevilldeadII;46626205]good god what does A Detroit Strip Club look like most look like ass.[/QUOTE]
Pretty ghetto. "The Grind" is the one of the worst I've been to; that's right downtown. I think that burned down, or had some sort of fire last year. Best thing that ever happened to it.
Or maybe that was Bouzoukis....
[QUOTE=>VLN<;46624415]Didn't Detroit just have a big power outage?[/QUOTE]
Pontiac is about 30 miles from Detroit, they wouldn't be effected at all
[QUOTE=Sableye;46626225]cmon guys i know its a strip club but be a little more creative with the names[/QUOTE]
Besides it being not very original, I wouldn't want to go to Booty Trap since large chance of trap.
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