Cookin' On The Big Eeeeeeeasy - Ep.1 - Gourmet Ramen Noodles
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Hello facepunch and welcome once again to:
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In this episode I will be teaching you how to make great ramen noodles using things only found in your college dorm room like mine.
First of all, you will need a standard coffee maker.
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Next, pour some water in the tank that the water always goes into (why would you pour it in a different tank, or outside of the maker? that's retarded)
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Shove that bucket thing in the bottom end now but don't have water in it yet.
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Now place the strainer porticoler into the port where the water drips, DO NOT ADD COFFEE THIS WILL COME LATER ON IN YOUR LIFE.
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Plug the wall in and turn the maker on.
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Now open your tea bag and put it inside the red bowl. If your bowl is not a red one it might not work.
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Now wait for all the water in the coffee maker to flow through the port and into the waterbucket.
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Pour the waterbucket's water contents into the red bowl that has the tea bag sitting inside of it but sort of off to the side, and let it stoop the tea.
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If your novelty label paper always comes off of your tea bag, you can always go ahead and duct tape it back to the string.
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Stoop up and down for a whiles away
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Now remove the ramen noodle dry block from the ramen noodle encasement and place it in the soup bowl that is red. THIS IS IMPORTANT NOT TO MESS UP YOUR RAMEN BECAUSE YOU WILL EAT THIS.
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You now can add your chicken flavor that has MonoSodiumGlutamate bypasses and no actual chickens.
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I also recommend you put in crushed red pepper and cajun spices if you have those spices available to use at this time.
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I like a little bit of coffee in mine as well.
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If you're sick this will really clean the germs out of you.
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Now when the noodles are soft you are ready to eat all over them. Hooray for you!
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When finished, take the dirty red soup bowl and place it into the sink. You earned it!
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[B]Next episode I will teach you how to make toast with a coffee maker.[/B]
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