• Copy-Pasta.com - It's like they don't realize.
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So Copy-Pasta.com is basically an online clipboard/notepad, except a lot of stupid people don't realize that whatever you paste onto the notepad is saved onto the server, which can be viewed randomly, or checked out on the latest and greatest. So go forth, children, and find embarrassing shit! [url]http://copy-pasta.com/[/url]
Welcome to the internet, sir.
Also Random doesn't work very well, Latest is better.
[QUOTE] Pasta by SiteMaster 1 Get the fuck off here, people from [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=847170[/url], you are draining my bandwith and I don't have much to begin with. [/QUOTE] Aww yeah.
i just got the op's, what the
[url]http://copy-pasta.com/pasta158400[/url] It looks like we are not welcome. :( Edit: Oh what the hell I got ninja'd by like 2 minutes.
Pasta by SiteMaster lol u guyse i was juste kiddin lol! gulible!
Wow. It amazes me how stupid people are. this site would be so good to grief.
[QUOTE=nos217;18453066]Pasta by SiteMaster lol u guyse i was juste kiddin lol! gulible![/QUOTE] I posted that btw
What the hell: [quote=Copy Pasta]I work at a tights factory and sprinkle minute quantities of semen onto each tight. Some of it is bound to get through, soon there shall be a generation of little me's to carry forth the word.[/quote]
[QUOTE=RedStar;18453106]I posted that btw[/QUOTE] Well I sort of thought that both of them are jokes. :v:
[QUOTE]John Carmack waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were consoles in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to PC Gamers were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway. John was a programmer for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to dad "I want to program the games daddy." Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY CONSOLES" There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the convention floor of the E3 he knew there were consoles. "This is PC Gamers" the radio crackered. "You must fight the consoles!" So John gotted his compiler and wrote up the Rage engine. "HE GOING TO KILL US" said the consoles. "I will shoot at him" said the 360 and he fired the RROD missiles. John compiled at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to compete. "No! I must kill the consoles" he shouted The radio said "No, John. You are the consoles" And then John was ditching dedicated servers.[/QUOTE] Hilarious!
[quote]if ure reading this pOST IT ON FACEPUNCH!1111111111111111111111111111[/quote] .
[quote]Get the fuck off here, people from [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=847170[/url], you are draining my bandwith and I don't have much to begin with.[/quote] If you open up a public pastebin without the bandwidth for a single influx of users from a rather big website... that's just lame.
Found some code: [code]#Include once "windows.bi" #Include Once "win/commctrl.bi" #Include Once "win/commdlg.bi" #Include Once "win/shellapi.bi" #Include "treeview.bi" Function IDD_DIALOG_Init _ (Byval hWin As hwnd,_ Byval wParam As wParam,_ Byval lParam As lParam _ )As Integer Return 0 End Function Function IDD_DIALOG_OnSize _ (Byval hWin As hwnd,_ 'handle of dialog Byval lState As Long,_ 'resizing state Byval cx As Long,_ 'width of client area Byval cy As Long _ 'height of client area )As Integer Return 0 End Function Function IDD_DIALOG_OnClose _ (Byval hWin As hwnd _ 'handle of dialog )As Integer Return 0 End Function Function IDD_DIALOG_OnDestroy _ (Byval hWin As hwnd _ 'handle of dialog )As Integer Return 0 End Function Function IDD_DIALOG_OnNotify _ (Byval hWin As hwnd,_ 'handle of dialog Byval lCtlID As Long,_ 'handle of control Byval lpNMHDR As NMHDR Ptr,_ Byref lresult As Long _ 'return value )As Integer Dim As NMTREEVIEW Ptr nmtv If lCtlID=IDC_TRV1 Then Select Case (lpNMHDR->code ) Case TVN_SELCHANGED '' selection changed '' for TVN_SELCHANGE, the lParam of WM_NOTIFY points to a larger structure '' (NMTREEVIEW) that contains NMHDR at the top. nmtv = cast( NMTREEVIEW Ptr, lpNMHDR ) '' nmtv->itemOld - itemOld/New are TVITEM structures '' nmtv->itemNew Select Case nmtv->action Case TVC_BYKEYBOARD '' selchanged because of keystroke Case TVC_BYMOUSE '' user clicked a new item Case TVC_UNKNOWN '' unknown, whatever that means End Select End Select Endif Return 0 End Function Function IDD_DIALOG_OnTimer _ (Byval hWin As hwnd,_ 'handle of dialog Byval wTimerID As word _ 'handle of dialog )As Integer Return 0 End Function Function WndProc(Byval hWin As HWND,Byval uMsg As UINT,Byval wParam As WPARAM,Byval lParam As LPARAM) As Integer Dim As Long id,event,lresult 'dim hCtl as HWND Dim rect As RECT Dim lpNMHDR As NMHDR Ptr Dim tvis As TVINSERTSTRUCT Dim ht As HTREEITEM Dim hWndTree As HWND Select Case uMsg Case WM_INITDIALOG hWnd=hWin hWndTree = GetDlgItem(hWin,1001) Clear tvis, 0, Len(tvis) tvis.Item.Mask = TVIF_TEXT Or TVIF_PARAM tvis.item.pszText = Strptr("AAAA") tvis.item.cchTextMax = Len("AAAA") tvis.item.iImage = 0 tvis.item.iSelectedImage = 1 tvis.hInsertAfter = 0 tvis.hParent = TVI_ROOT ht=SendMessage(hWndTree,TVM_INSERTITEM,0,cast(LPARAM,@tvis)) If IDD_DIALOG_Init(hWin,wparam,lparam) Then Function=false Exit Function Endif Case WM_COMMAND id=loword(wParam) event=hiword(wParam) Select Case HiWord(wParam) Case BN_CLICKED,1 Select Case LoWord(wParam) Case IDM_FILE_EXIT SendMessage(hWin,WM_CLOSE,0,0) Case IDM_HELP_ABOUT ShellAbout(hWin,@AppName,@AboutMsg,NULL) End Select End Select Case WM_SIZE If IDD_DIALOG_OnSize(hWin,wparam,loword(lparam),hiword(lparam)) Then Function=false Exit Function Endif Case WM_NOTIFY lpNMHDR=cast(NMHDR Ptr,lparam) id=lpnmhdr->idfrom event=lpnmhdr->code If IDD_DIALOG_OnNotify(hWin,wparam,cast(NMHDR Ptr,lparam),lresult) Then Function=lresult Exit Function Endif Case WM_TIMER If IDD_DIALOG_OnTimer(hWin,wparam) Then Function=false Exit Function Endif Case WM_CLOSE If IDD_DIALOG_OnClose(hWin) Then Function=false Exit Function Endif EndDialog(hWin,0) DestroyWindow(hWin) Case WM_DESTROY PostQuitMessage(NULL) Case Else Return DefWindowProc(hWin,uMsg,wParam,lParam) End Select Return 0 End Function Function WinMain(Byval hInst As HINSTANCE,Byval hPrevInst As HINSTANCE,Byval CmdLine As Zstring Ptr,Byval CmdShow As Integer) As Integer Dim wc As WNDCLASSEX Dim msg As MSG ' Setup and register class for dialog wc.cbSize=SizeOf(WNDCLASSEX) wc.style=CS_HREDRAW Or CS_VREDRAW wc.lpfnWndProc=@WndProc wc.cbClsExtra=0 wc.cbWndExtra=DLGWINDOWEXTRA wc.hInstance=hInst wc.hbrBackground=Cast(HBRUSH,COLOR_BTNFACE+1) wc.lpszMenuName=Cast(Zstring Ptr,IDM_MENU) wc.lpszClassName=@ClassName wc.hIcon=LoadIcon(NULL,IDI_APPLICATION) wc.hIconSm=wc.hIcon wc.hCursor=LoadCursor(NULL,IDC_ARROW) RegisterClassEx(@wc) ' Create and show the dialog CreateDialogParam(hInstance,Cast(Zstring Ptr,IDD_DIALOG),NULL,@WndProc,NULL) ShowWindow(hWnd,SW_SHOWNORMAL) UpdateWindow(hWnd) ' Message loop Do While GetMessage(@msg,NULL,0,0) TranslateMessage(@msg) DispatchMessage(@msg) Loop Return msg.wParam End Function ' Program start hInstance=GetModuleHandle(NULL) CommandLine=GetCommandLine InitCommonControls WinMain(hInstance,NULL,CommandLine,SW_SHOWDEFAULT) ExitProcess(0) End [/code]
[quote]You sir are a stupid dumbshit who doesn't deserve a dick. Unless you are a girl then you don't deserve your pussy. Please go replace your pancreas with a bowling ball and skydive into into man-eating animal infested waters wherein you survive without a dick, without a sphincter, without an ear, or even your nutsack. Or better yet, thread a needle with a string, then dip it in saltwater and jam it through your testicles, then put the same exact string in both of your eyeballs where it will mold and cause you to go blind. So then you will need a seeing eye dog named Butch who will chew on your infected nutsack every day for the rest of your life. When you get him to lick the peanut butter off, he'll somehow manage to choke on your tiny little shaft. Then he will die causing you to cry out of your blind eyes and you will be left helpless crying for your dead testy chewing dog in the street while you are mowed down by a guy in a powder blue Prius and live in pain for exactly 666 minutes before you die finally exiling you to hell. THEN (no i am NOT done) Satan's minions will chew out your kidneys and stuff them in your ass that doesn't have a sphincter then when you talk you will sound like Al Quaeda and be pelted with rocks everywhere you go until you are hated enough to be let into the tenth chamber of hell where your immortal soul will burn for tens of hundreds of thousands of centuries without any shit breaks until you fucking explode and guts go everywhere and your wife (who is not missing you at all cause she's fucking your cousin Steve) gets hit with your gay ass bowling ball pancreas and she dies and also goes to Hell to be raped by lava demons, where she'll get her cunt burned off for eternity, but your soul goes to Super Hell where they convert you to a cat fucking atheist with no liver and then they will torture you with your dead dog butch's soul and he will chew the remaining pieces of your infected nutsack off until he is forced to chew off your entire dick and shove it down your throat. You'll choke, die, and got to Extreme Hell and have your dick replaced with Hitler's dick and then they send you back up to Earth where you find a sign sticking out of your head that says 'I have Hitler's nuts!' And then when Jews read it they will get their dogs to chew out your new balls and rip off your face and then you die and go to Butch Hell and 100,000,000,000,000,000,000 Butch clones chew your balls for ever and ever and ever! Eventually one of the clones will eat your last bit of nutsack off and you will be crying from so much pain that they kick you out of Butch hell and send you back to Earth where you are forced live in an apartment with over 9,000 gay people in New Jersey until Richard Simmons breaks in your house through your toilet and forces you to do hours and hours of dancing to the oldies. And just when you think it's all over, Carrot Top comes over to do some prop comedy for you. Then, after breaking your leg, a giant koala bear breaks in through your window and chews the other off. Then you, laying there, legless Pedobear breaks in through your shower and pokes a hole in your cheek which he sticks his wang in until there's a huge meteor shower which rips through your body, and leaves you alive to feel nothing but pain and suffering. All other human beings are dead but yourself, and you can't move. Your only food comes from the occasional cockroach that climbs in through a hole in your cheek (that Pedobear made from poking you so much) and walks down close enough to your throat so you can swallow and the cum you got from Pedobear raping you. Then 30 years later, bunch of ass robot-pirate-bears come for you and start poking even more holes in your body 'till you bleed to death and go back to Butch hell where you belong. Then when the Butch clones want nothing to do with you (because one of them ate your testicles off) please skin yourself with a rusty pizza cutter then pour chew tobacco and alcohol all over yourself, shove a rake up your butt and make yourself an anus just to pull it back out and tie it around a stalagmite in which you hang yourself on, then hollow out the inside of your dick and wrap the outer skin around your lips the piss and cum stream going into your mouth, stick needles in your eyeballs and shit up your nose then stick a dagger into both your eardrums and scalp yourself, put a nail on your skull then hit it with a hammer multiple times then tear your jaw off its hinge and nail it to your chin, stretch your uvula out of your mouth then wrap it around your face, cut your face down to the bone and snap both your elbows and knees rib your feet and hand off and stab all the bone ends into your lungs, then cut open your stomach and expose all your organs, grabbing your intestine and making it into a noose, then rub honey all over yourself and watch as hellbugs and hellcrabs and small hellanimals crawl all over you and start to eat you alive for days as you lay in your own stinking pile of shit piss and sperm going into your mouth as hellrats and hellbugs and hellwasps nest living inside your organs and then splash stomach acid all over your face and chew on your own muscles and organs and tongue to prevent starvation and hellanimals crawl through your neck you choke on a hellporcupine and get spikes sticking through your jugulars and throat, then disconnect all your veins and arteries and stick the ends in your nose as blood comes shooting up your nose and filling your skull and shooting out through the small holes in your eyes caused by the needles then after months drown in your own shit. Eventually you'll wake up still with the shit on your face, surprised to see that you have all your body parts and get raped by Michael Jackson who died from looking at your face. then he cums on your bowling ball pancreas untill EVERY Butch clone comes and chews his nuts off and then the Butch clones cum on your pancreas and your face explodes. You come back as a 13 year old sexy Jewish girl in 1945, where you are in a concentration camp and you get gang raped by 666 Nazis and even Hitler himself gets so turned on by your sexiness that he ties you to the ground and smacks your face with his dick, trying to force you to give him a blowjob until he crushes your head and your brains come out and it dries to the ground so you are stuck there being cock slapped by Hitler, Michael Jackson, and your cousin Steve (who turned out to be weaselfan) until he dies and leaves you there until you die and go to hell, Satan rapes your family who is also dead. Then you try to save them and get hit by a warthog and Master Chief rapes you 7 times until his shield goes down and then he gets killed by the Arbiter who also rapes you until you have six new shit holes. You'll then lose all your precious body fluids through your new shit holes and you fucking evaporate. You wake up in your room, still a sexy Jewish chick, but now you're lesbian and you have a penis and you got Hitler's nuts back. You don't want to be a shemale so you go in your garage and force your dick into a toaster but you just crush and toast your nuts, you are too much of a pussy to finish the job. Your junk now dangle by a small piece of skin which you tear off to use to choke your mom who accidentally eats them and dies and you fuck her corpse until her rotten cunt infuses with your small pecker and you're stuck fucking her until you die and go to Incest is Best Hell still fucking your mom to be raped in the ass by Satan himself who will eventually get his dick infused with your butthole so you'll be walking around with your mom and Satan fucking you until their members rot off. You pump your mom's corpse's stomach and get your nuts and glue them back on and after escaping the seven layers of hell where you were forced to stick your head up a million goatses, you finally make it back to Earth where you wind up somewhere in Nevada and you accidentally digest a cactus from your rectum and then when you ask an albino for directions to the nearest hospital, he ends up being Pedobear in disguise who rapes you in your ass that is filled with cactus quills and he impales his dick and it gets stuck in there. He tries to squirm it out but it gets ripped off and he dies and goes to some dimension inhabited by horny naked girls. Lucky him. A few weeks later you befriend a black furry, emo, stoner chick and one day you get really high and fuck her. She leans over and notices your testicles are crushed and toasted and she leaves you and becomes satanic so she can go to hell and have a several way with your old girlfriend, some lava demons and now a gigantic foot. You get depressed and cut your dick off and bleed to death where you go to hell to see the hot sex both of your girlfriends are (no longer) forced to have with lava demons and the foot. This causes them pleasure but you can't get a boner or whack off because you cut off your dick, dumbass. While you are watching the three get it on in a semen covered gory, footy, orgasm, Hitler comes over, stares deeply at you then whispers in your ear "I want my nuts back" and he grabs your... I mean Hitler's nuts and pulls them until he accidentally pops one of them and his hand gets covered in his own sperm which turns him gay and he starts fucking you in the asshole but his shaft gets stuck in your butthole with Pedobear's dick and you take a very hard shit and you shit out both of their dicks fall out and you have watch Hitler eat the shitty, dicky concoction (see what I did there?) and puke them back up until your dick grows back. When it finally does, you develop a lava demon on black emo on feet on your first girlfriend fetish and you get the bad urge to jump in but you can't because you're in hell and all you can do is watch. You can't even whack off to it either or your dick would fall off and you'd have to watch Hitler eat it and puke it until it grows back.[/quote] [highlight]:aaaaa:
[quote]4 CHAN IS HERE WITH OVER 9000 BASES THAT WILL SOON BELONG TO US ANON FOREVER[/quote] ...
Pasted. :P [editline]07:37PM[/editline] AHAHH.. Someone named as Hezzy made a paste. xD
LOOK WHAT I GOT Please unban my account becasue i apprently posted a childrens penis on facepunch but i though it was a dolls penis, -Callea lol Please dont post on facepunch becasue i would see it
[quote]Ad Was Posted to Craig's List Personals: To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before last. Date: 07-27-09, 1:43 A M EST. I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded that I hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on my girlfriend, threatening our lives and me. You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings. I can only hope that you somehow come across this rather important mess age. First, I'd like to apologize for your embarrassment when I drew my pistol after you took my Jacket. The evening was not that cold, and I was wearing the jacket for a reason. My girlfriend had just bought me that Kimber Model 1911 .45 A CP pistol for my birthday, and we had picked up a shoulder holster for it that very evening. Obviously you agree that it is a very Intimidating weapon when pointed at your head wasn't it? I know it probably was n't fun walking back to wherever you'd come from bare footed since I made you leave your shoes, cell phone, and wallet with me. [That prevented you from calling or running to your buddies to come help mug us again]. After I called your mother, or "Momma" as you had her listed in your cell, I explained the entire episode of what you'd done. Then I went and filled up my gas tank as well as four other people's in the gas station on your credit card. The guy with the big motor home took 150 gallons and was extremely grateful! I gave your shoes to a homeless guy outside Vinnie Van Go Go’s, along with all the cash in your wallet. [That made his day!] I then threw your wallet into the big pink "pimp mobile" that was parked at the curb ... after I broke the windshield and side window and keyed the entire driver's side of the car. Later, I called a bunch of phone sex numbers from your cell phone. Ma Bell just now shut down the line, although I only used the phone for a little over a day now, so what's going on with that? Earlier, I managed to get in two threatening phone calls to the DA's office and one to the FBI, while mentioning President Obama as my possible target. The FBI guy seemed really intense and we had a nice long chat (I guess while he traced your number etc.). In a way, perhaps I should apologize for not killing you ... but I feel this type of retribution is a far more appropriate punishment for your threatened crime. I wish you well as you try to sort through some of these rather immediate pressing issues, and can only hope that you have the opportunity to reflect upon, and perhaps reconsider the career path you've chosen to pursue in life. Remember, next time you might not be so lucky. Have a good day! Thoughtfully yours, Alex P.S. Remember this motto. . An armed society makes for a more civil society![/quote] [url]http://copy-pasta.com/pasta158322[/url] Oh wow.
I found one that says [highlight]"FUCK YOU FACEPUNCH ASSWIPES"[/highlight] Someone doesn't like us :v: [url]http://copy-pasta.com/pasta158446[/url]
[code]addEventHandler("onPlayerInteriorHit",root, function(interior, _, id) if currentPM and source == currentPM then -- moving into an interior from outside local destinationInterior = getInteriorPair( interior, id ) if destinationInterior if getElementInterior( destinationInterior ) ~= 0 and playerInfo and playerInfo[currentPM] and playerInfo[currentPM].currentInterior == 0 then -- show new marker local x,y,z = getElementPosition(currentPM) local r, g, b, a = getPlayerColour( currentPM ) playerInfo[currentPM].interiorBlip = createBlip( x, y, z, 0, 3, r, g, b, a, 4, getRootElement() ) playerInfo[currentPM].currentInterior = getElementInterior( destinationInterior ) -- moving back outside from an interior elseif getElementInterior( destinationInterior ) == 0 and playerInfo and playerInfo[currentPM] and playerInfo[currentPM].currentInterior ~= 0 then -- hide new marker playerInfo[currentPM].currentInterior = getElementInterior( destinationInterior ) if playerInfo[currentPM].interiorBlip then destroyElement(playerInfo[currentPM].interiorBlip) playerInfo[currentPM].interiorBlip = nil end end end end end) function getInteriorPair( interior, id ) if isElement( interior ) then local type = getElementType( interior ) local revertedName = { ["interiorEntry"] = "interiorReturn", ["interiorReturn"] = "interiorEntry" } local revertedID = { ["interiorEntry"] = "refid", ["interiorReturn"] = "id" } local interiors = getElementsByType( revertedName[type] ) if interiors then for k, otherInterior in ipairs( interiors ) do local refid = getElementData( otherInterior, revertedID[type] ) if refid and refid == id then return otherInterior end end end end end [/code] That was what I found with Random, any idea what it does?
"omg faecpunch get off our websiet!1"
[url]http://copy-pasta.com/pasta158476[/url] [url]http://copy-pasta.com/pasta158449[/url] :wtc:
[quote]About a year ago I was walking by a large construction area, I have just left a pub a really needed to take a piss. The construction was quite large and had several trailer so I ducked in behind to take a piss. I have just pulled my dick out when a tall, scruffy Italian guy rounded the corner. "Ya beat me to it" he laughed. " I have to piss so bad I can taste it" He stood a few feet away from me and pulled open his coveralls . In the corner of my eye I could see him fumbling with his zipper and them adjust his underwear to expose a extremely large uncut dick. The kind with a thick meaty foreskin, that gathers at the head and hung about a inch forward from the head of his horse dick. I rather alarming blast of piss explode from his big dick. " That's nice" he grunted. "yep, real relief " I said The flow from his dick had started to weakened has he squeezed out the last drops. He started shaking his huge dick , and I started to smell a very strong odor, the sweet smell of a dirty unwashed dick. I turned my body a little more to investigate the strong smell and saw the beefy construction worker retracting his thick foreskin. It was obvious that the cock had not be washed in many many days. A thick dick white cheese covered the head and folds of the foreskin. As he moved the foreskin back and forward the smegma lossened and the odor of his cheese crop become ever stronger. "getting a little ripe down there" he joked. I looked down at his dick " Your not joking dude; a good blowjob will clean that right up" He laughs, " I pity the bitch who would clean up that mess." " I am sure there are plenty of girls, and guys for that matter that would lap that mess right up" I said. "you gotta be joking" he said, turning towards me, "they would suck this", he says shaking the thick semi hard dick I took a step closer , and was now just inches away from him. "Sound likes your interested in the job dude. For sixty bucks you can clean me up real good, over there in the porta potty", "interested" he asked. "Sure" I said. "lets go for it" The toilet was small a cramped. He stood against the wall and pulled his dick out thur the zipper opening. The "half hard" dick hung, thick and heavy in my hand. He closed his eyes and relaxed back against the wall. His cock become hard very quickly and the the foreskin tighten around the head. I moved closer to his dick to inhale his the musky man scent. It was over powering ! Almost unpleasant in it's intensity but still incredicaly hot. I was going to suck off this super hot Italian stud's dirty fuckin dick. I gently pulled the foreskin back at watch the cheese covered head appear. He had lossen the mess while pissing and it was now thick and chunky at the tip and still tightly attached around the folds of the foreskin. I moved in and took my first lick, it was salty and strong. He moaned a little and then pushed by head forward, " clean it man" he said. He pushed my head forward and the 9 inch dirty dick disappeared into my mouth. The cheesy mess covered my mouth sled down my throat. Each stroke his cock was a little cleaner as I eat all the smegma. "clean behind the head with your tongue" he grunted. I complied and worked my tongue into the textured folds of foreskin. I pulled my head off his dick and inspected his huge dick. Totally clean, the head to pink to wet. " You gotta get me off now man, my break is almost over" I sucked deep and hard and until I felt his body tighten and his balls move up against his stomach. He tensed and grunted loudly has he let his load blast down my throat. He quickly pull his dick out my mouth and tucked it back into his pants. "Gotta go" , he said. " Meet me here next week same time a I will have another crop and cheese and load of cum for ya" "Great" I said. " I can't wait" I sucked that guy for over 6 month until the project was completed and the site closed. He always made sure he had a dirty cheese covered dick, every Friday at 2:15 pm. My mouth still waters if I past the building at 2:00. Hope You liked the story. [/quote] [url]http://copy-pasta.com/pasta158502[/url] :geno:
[quote]Please unban my account becasue i apprently posted a childrens penis on facepunch but i though it was a dolls penis, -Callea lol Please dont post on facepunch becasue i would see it[/quote] [url]http://copy-pasta.com/pasta158476[/url]
From Random: [url]http://copy-pasta.com/pasta158354[/url] [quote=For those lazy to click the link]So you think you had a hard childhood? Well Fuck you, its got nothing on mine. My mom practically kicked my ass out of the house before I even hit 13, and I never even met my dad. My only friend till I was 10 was the faggot prick nextdoor who was always beating the shit out of me and telling me I wasn’t worth shit. Its not even like I had a choice, the town fucking had something like 9 people living in it, I shit you not. My entire adolescence was just moving around from place trying to get along with people who didn’t even want me. You think that’s the worst? My only friend was an Asian guy in his thirties or something, who only kept me around because he thought I could help him get laid. The only perk was that I also got to hang around with this cute ginger chick, she was flat as a pancake sure, but damn she was a total nymph. She must have been a sadist or something cause she always took pleasure in hitting me and telling me how she loved to get wet. But dear god the bane of my existence was this adult couple that I could NOT seem to avoid. You know these types of couples that are absolutely sickening, like they wear matching outfits and finish each other’s sentences? Yeah they were fucking creepers, and they had a cat, which was at least twice as annoying as they were, I swear this thing would never shut the fuck up. Like I said I ended up moving from town to town getting into fights with other kids my age, even adults from time to time. The only thing that kept me going was my dream to become a pokemon master[/quote]
lol i found E2 code
Another angered Facepuncher... [url]http://copy-pasta.com/pasta158473[/url] YAY! Source code! [url]http://copy-pasta.com/pasta158460[/url]
[quote]facepunch brought me here nao[/quote] heh
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