So yeah,
I suddenly started feeling very bad and suddenly started to cough up urine...
After that I went to the bathroom because it felt like I needed to take a dump (badly), I started pissing blood and shitting slimes..
I'm so scared right now!
Help me facepunch!
Is this a joke? Because asking a forum full of 16 year old... persons is a stupid idea. Call 911.
How do you cough up urine? Were you drinking it?
[QUOTE=celahir;35022973]
I suddenly started feeling very bad and suddenly started to cough up urine...[/QUOTE]
Not urine, most likely bile.
Go to a doctor you fool.
I'm afraid we're going to have to amputate your Medulla Oblongata.
Don't worry, it's relatively painless...
haha youre saying you coughed up piss? oh wow.
You probably threw up bile and you should see a doctor
Call the Doctor.
It's physically impossible to cough up urine unless you were drinking it beforehand.
You guys are makeing me even more scared!
I think i got a fever aswell.... :<
Call 911, or go to see a doctor, asap.
if this was true, which it blatantly isn't
don't ask a fucking forum for help go see a doctor you damn idiot
[QUOTE=Mr. Someguy;35023069]It's physically impossible to cough up urine unless you were drinking it beforehand.[/QUOTE]
I wouldn't use the words "Physically impossible", as it implies I can't just put a damn pipe between ones piss trunk and their mouth.
Go seek medical help.
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