Chewing pillows? Comforting, but may be a health hazard. - General

[img]http://www.treehugger.com/smelly-pillows-help-sleep-better-sex.jpg[/img] Ever since I could remember I have been absolutely obsessed with chewing my pillows. I have done it so much that it has become automatic nowadays, and I have to buy new pillows every month. I don't know why, but it's somewhat calming to munch on a good pillow and to feel the silky texture rub up against my tongue and teeth. It relieves stress and gives me a euphoric feeling. Chewing pillows before sleep seems to give my dreams an extra touch of zest, and my dreams are frequently more avid and lucid if I chew my pillows at a greater rate. Overall, in the realm of positive effects, chewing pillows is an action that is quite beneficial. On the other hand, there are several health hazards that go along with chewing pillows. On more than one occasion I have been victim to pieces of the pillow getting stuck in my throat, almost choking me to death. At times, I have been so involved in the action of chewing pillows that I shove the actual pillow to far into my mouth, sometimes leading to me gagging and/or vomiting. And of course, when I am chewing pillows I cannot be stopped by anything; I like to use the following analogy to explain this phenomenon: chewing pillows is like having an orgasm, at times you are not phased by external stimuli. Even though chewing pillows can be very hazardous, I feel that the positive effects far outweigh the negative ones. I will continue to chew pillows until my time is up, and hope that my wish to be laid to rest surrounded by pillows will be granted. If anybody has not tried chewing pillows in their lives, I strongly suggest to try it at least once; it's like cocaine. [B][U][img]http://www.inkycircus.com/jargon/images/2007/04/25/eye.jpg[/img] [img]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_8x1T0_9QhC4/RcQfKzGvGuI/AAAAAAAAAc0/Or8zKzH_W9M/s400/valentine+fredflare+heart+card.jpg[/img] [img]http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/2009/02/pillow.jpg[/img][/U][/B]

wtf is wrong with you i bet wen u was little u got got molestered in the butt and u was biting down on da pillow [highlight](User was banned for this post ("flaming/trolling" - RawRKat!90))[/highlight] [highlight](User was permabanned for this post ("Troll" - Greeman))[/highlight]

I've heard about biting your pillow in laughter, but chewing on it?

Why would you chew on it? Then you've just got a big damp patch to sleep on.

I just hump my pillows.

Who the fuck chews on their pillow.

[QUOTE=Rimor Animus;19962114] If anybody has not tried chewing pillows in their lives, I strongly suggest to try it at least once; it's like cocaine. [/QUOTE] umm no

I don't wanna chew my head so why would I wanna chew my pillow. Think about that for a while. Yeah.

I'd rather not, the thought of drooling when I'm asleep is terrifying, but purposely making a patch of damp saliva to sleep in is absolutely disgusting.

And I thought chewing my nails was a bad habit. No, I think you have a small pillow fetish, with the sticking the pillow down your throat and biting chunks off.

I'm sorry OP, but you sound incredibly retarded.

Like just kind of bitting on the corner, or actively trying to put the whole thing in your mouth and eat it?

This sounds utterly ridiculous, but I guess we all have some kind of ridiculous habit.

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OP made me laugh. He get's a box to put his chewed pillows in.

Doesn't Saliva look like Cum when it dries on your pillow??

saliva tastes like cum when it dries on your pillow

wow op are you like retarded or something

[QUOTE=justin gurel;19962121]wtf is wrong with you i bet wen u was little u got got molestered in the butt and u was biting down on da pillow [highlight](User was banned for this post ("flaming/trolling" - RawRKat!90))[/highlight] [highlight](User was permabanned for this post ("Troll" - Greeman))[/highlight][/QUOTE] Ouch. He just lost an 06er.

[QUOTE=bobske123;19963686]Ouch. He just lost an 06er.[/QUOTE] After all the intelligent things he said.

I chew my shirts, they have nasty holes around my neck.

[QUOTE=TheForeigner;19963975]I chew my shirts, they have nasty holes around my neck.[/QUOTE] I used to do that.. when I was 10

[QUOTE=justin gurel;19962121]wtf is wrong with you i bet wen u was little u got got molestered in the butt and u was biting down on da pillow [highlight](User was banned for this post ("flaming/trolling" - RawRKat!90))[/highlight] [highlight](User was permabanned for this post ("Troll" - Greeman))[/highlight][/QUOTE] about time

But then your pillow is wet, and I hate sleeping on wet pillows...

I put some stuff on my nails to stop me from biting them (it gives an awful taste in the mouth when it touches your tongue), maybe you should try putting that on your pillow. And like biting nails it's not really dangerous, but it's an awkward personal thing that people might find disturbing.

is it like eating a big fluffy marshmellow

[QUOTE=Fire Kracker;19964717]is it like eating a big fluffy marshmellow[/QUOTE] Yes, only better.

I sometimes chew on the corner of my blankets when trying to sleep

I honestly don't see any danger in chewing pillows.....chew away! I personally enjoy chewing blankies.

You chew on pillows? That's a sign that you have [b]down[/b] syndrome. [editline]06:04PM[/editline] This is quite a [b]case[/b] we have here. [editline]06:04PM[/editline] Most people who do what he does may have a weird fetish, but let's not make [b]blanket[/b] statements. [editline]06:05PM[/editline] Actually, I don't believe him at all. His story is a load of [b]fluff[/b].