Two-Headed Dolphin Found Dead On Turkish Beach - Polidicks

[quote]A two-headed dolphin has washed up on a beach in Western Turkey, local media has reported. The private Dogan news agency said the remains of conjoined dolphin calf were discovered on a beach in Dikili, near the Aegean city of Izmir last week by a Tugrul Metin, gym teacher who was holidaying in the area.[/quote] [t]http://www.independent.co.uk/incoming/article9664209.ece/alternates/w620/twoheadeddolphin.jpg[/t] [t]http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.1899286.1407767738!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/article_970/dolphin12n-1-web.jpg?enlarged[/t] [url]http://www.independent.co.uk/news/weird-news/twoheaded-dolphin-found-on-turkey-beach-9664213.html[/url] [url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2721179/Siamese-fins-Body-two-headed-DOLPHIN-washes-Turkish-beach.html[/url] Article is really short, but this is p weird.

That's pretty creepy looking even if I say so myself.

Pretty creepy mutation, almost looks like some sort of weird rock formation if you squint a bit.

Pretty amazing that such a weirdo survived in the nature for such long time.

Dolphins are much less cute when they have 2 heads and are decomposing

STOP GM CROPS TODAY

I'm surprised it survived long enough to get that big. I bet it looked goofy as heck swimming around. I wonder how the rest of the pod treated it, could be why it survived long enough. They may have looked out for it.

[QUOTE=ironman17;45669835]Pretty creepy mutation, almost looks like some sort of weird rock formation if you squint a bit.[/QUOTE] lol. If you squint more it disappears.

[QUOTE=Karsten600;45670187]lol. If you squint more it disappears.[/QUOTE] That's because your eyelashes are in the way, dearie.

It's like a two-headed uncircumcised penis with teeth.

[QUOTE=OvB;45670144]I'm surprised it survived long enough to get that big. I bet it looked goofy as heck swimming around. I wonder how the rest of the pod treated it, could be why it survived long enough. They may have looked out for it.[/QUOTE] Or killed it ;_;

Maybe it swam from the gulf of Mexico?

[QUOTE=OvB;45670144]I'm surprised it survived long enough to get that big. I bet it looked goofy as heck swimming around. I wonder how the rest of the pod treated it, could be why it survived long enough. They may have looked out for it.[/QUOTE] Knowing dolphins, they probably used it as a sex toy or something equally creepy.

[QUOTE=proch;45670093]STOP GM CROPS TODAY[/QUOTE] Has science gone too far?

Oh what I would give for its taxodermy. Or skeleton.

[QUOTE=Sgt-NiallR;45670478]Knowing dolphins, they probably used it as a sex toy or something equally creepy.[/QUOTE] Dolphins with deviantart grade fetishes, now that is scary.

Oh, oh, or formaldehyde and make an even grotesque-r [i]The Physical Impossibility of Death in the Mind of Someone Living[/i]

I wonder if this means there's other two-headed fish out there. Two-headed sharks and blue whales.

[QUOTE=Mikemaximum;45670619]I wonder if this means there's other two-headed fish out there. [B]Two-headed sharks[/B] and blue whales.[/QUOTE] [t]http://cdn.phys.org/newman/gfx/news/2013/1-scientistsco.jpg[/t][t]http://www.jaxobserver.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/two-headed-bull-shark.jpg[/t][t]http://www.ctvnews.ca/polopoly_fs/1.1214685!/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_960/image.jpg[/t]

[QUOTE=Mikemaximum;45670619]I wonder if this means there's other two-headed fish out there. Two-headed sharks and blue whales.[/QUOTE] More than possible, there have been two headed humans, cats, dogs, cows and what not really, they are technically just twins that have merged together.

[QUOTE=TehAgentGuy;45669810][t]http://www.independent.co.uk/incoming/article9664209.ece/alternates/w620/twoheadeddolphin.jpg[/t] [t]http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.1899286.1407767738!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/article_970/dolphin12n-1-web.jpg?enlarged[/t] [/QUOTE] Too bad we didn't get to see it in action.

Thats how we roll here in Turkey :v:

[QUOTE=OvB;45670144]I'm surprised it survived long enough to get that big. I bet it looked goofy as heck swimming around. I wonder how the rest of the pod treated it, could be why it survived long enough. They may have looked out for it.[/QUOTE] Dolphin bullies :(

[QUOTE=TehAgentGuy;45670641][t]http://cdn.phys.org/newman/gfx/news/2013/1-scientistsco.jpg[/t][t]http://www.jaxobserver.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/two-headed-bull-shark.jpg[/t][t]http://www.ctvnews.ca/polopoly_fs/1.1214685!/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_960/image.jpg[/t][/QUOTE] Double headed sharks. Double the deadliness.

[QUOTE=V12US;45671504]Double headed sharks. Double the deadliness.[/QUOTE] I'd imagine it being a parallel circuit. Half the deadliness.

These new Pokemon designs are getting out of hand.

It's hard to believe that it survived so long. Just the idea of that thing swimming properly, let alone being able to catch food is astounding.

this is an blasphemic abomination

[QUOTE=Maucer;45669872]Pretty amazing that such a weirdo survived in the nature for such long time.[/QUOTE] I know right, gives us facepunchers hope!

[QUOTE=Tibbolax;45670215]It's like a two-headed uncircumcised penis with teeth.[/QUOTE] But it doesn't look [I]absolutely fabulous[/I] at all