• Survival thread (now with more manliness)
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No, its not a zombie survival thread :3 Its a manly-man survival. In the desert, in the jungle, in the forest, on an island, UNDER THE SEAAA, mountains, etc. I'm really considering taking a train, this summer , to Göteborg (Sweden) and then a bit further up to the northern tundra parts. Theres lots of cabins where theres readily-available gear for hikers, but I don't want to rely on gear too much, so I'm only gonna bring a tent, fishing stuff like pole and a hook, a handbook on plants and animals, clothes, stove, knife & flint and some other necessities like compas and map and what have you. I've read tons about this subject. Very interesting. Seen the stuff that Ray Mears have done, but also Les Stroud (survivorman) and Bear Grylls (faggy pussy but still a bit of help). Got some books from the library and now I'm just reading constantly acknowledging myself. ANY OTHER SURVIVORS UP IN THIS BITCH? Or have done anything like it? IE get stuck in the middle of no where, go on a walkabout, a hike, an adventure (traveling and chilling on the beaches aint an adventure), an exploration (urban or rural), camping. Go go, interested in facepunch manly side since most of my friends are wimps, "You crazy? You'll die!" - "You should focus on your studies and job!" - "You're stupid". Bitches. Haters gon hate.
:gooncamp: I hate camping.
Well I was outside once.
[QUOTE=ZakkShock;21896826]:gooncamp: I hate camping.[/QUOTE] Why?
Notice how this user is merely a dog anus, a dog anus knows nothing of survival.
[QUOTE=Emperorconor;21896840]Notice how this user is merely a dog anus, a dog anus knows nothing of survival.[/QUOTE] Shut up gay squirrel.
[QUOTE=Atl4s;21896836]Why?[/QUOTE] Because you friend comes up behind you and sticks his dick in your ass according to whatever poster it was that you replied to. [editline]12:50PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Atl4s;21896851]Shut up gay squirrel.[/QUOTE] DERRRRrRRRrrRRR
Watch all the episodes of man verse wild, then you'll be a surviving machine. And Bear isn't a fag! His name is Bear for gods sake! :v:
[QUOTE=darcy010;21896998]Watch all the episodes of man verse wild, then you'll be a surviving machine. And Bear isn't a fag! His name is Bear for gods sake! :v:[/QUOTE] Watched them all. Hes a douche. If anyone follows his advice, they'll die. And his name isnt bear, its just a nickname.
[QUOTE=Atl4s;21897016]Watched them all. Hes a douche. If anyone follows his advice, they'll die. And his name isnt bear, its just a nickname.[/QUOTE] Why would you crush my dreams like that :saddowns:
[QUOTE=Atl4s;21896851]Shut up gay squirrel.[/QUOTE] You wouldn't want to fuck with somebody who owns a top hat mate.
[img]http://torkee.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/bear-grylls1.jpg[/img] Real survival
[QUOTE=Shammah;21897092][IMG]http://torkee.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/bear-grylls1.jpg[/IMG] Real survival[/QUOTE] Bear Grills is a hardcore motherfucker
[QUOTE=ProboardslolV2;21897114]Bear Grills is a hardcore motherfucker[/QUOTE] I have NO idea how he did that in Siberia but I'm 99% sure that he got help. I mean its Siberia. Its -50c. Its even colder in the ice cold lakes.
[QUOTE=Atl4s;21897129]I have NO idea how he did that in Siberia but I'm 99% sure that he got help. I mean its Siberia. Its -50c. Its even colder in the ice cold lakes.[/QUOTE] Siberia can be -15 degrees celcius. :|
I'm not game to go camping in Australia. Everything is out to fucking kill us.
I suggest we cut down the forests and build railways through them.
I think that if I remain optimistic that I can survive anything, and if I am with anybody else, my optimism will rub onto them, raising morale.
One time I survived on noodles and water for a week, since I was a poor student and had recently bought GTAIV.
[QUOTE=ProboardslolV2;21897114]Bear Grills is a hardcore motherfucker[/QUOTE] Bear Grills is fake.
[QUOTE=The_Lizard_Xing;21897303]Bear Grills is fake.[/QUOTE] It's Grylls
Bear Grylls needs to be dumped in the middle of Antarctica on his own and see if his survives longer than 3 hours. If he doesn't, he's a pussy.
[QUOTE=The_Lizard_Xing;21897303]Bear Grills is fake.[/QUOTE] because that show is totally not about entertainment
Hmm...Once I fought a giant ant. Well, it wasn't really a giant, but it was really gig...well, not really, I killed it with my thumb. But it was really scary.
I survived taking a huge fucking crap on the toilet, it fucking ripped my anus and made it bleed so bad. The stench made wasps drop from ventilation hole on the bathroom's roof. They fell right on the floor and lie there, dying a painfull death Top that
[QUOTE=Mr.Optimistic;21897238]I think that if I remain optimistic that I can survive anything, and if I am with anybody else, my optimism will rub onto them, raising morale.[/QUOTE] Hey douchebag we already have an optimistic guy on the forums, stop stealing his business.
[QUOTE=Vonderdurp;21897201]I'm not game to go camping in Australia. Everything is out to fucking kill us.[/QUOTE] I thought dying was banned?
[QUOTE=Raiskauskone;21897972]I survived taking a huge fucking crap on the toilet, it fucking ripped my anus and made it bleed so bad. The stench made wasps drop from ventilation hole on the bathroom's roof. They fell right on the floor and lie there, dying a painfull death Top that[/QUOTE] :golfclap:
I have bushcraft as a hobby and spend a lot of time in the taiga. Is that enough? (Btw: DTG; Don't Trust Grylls!)
[QUOTE=Shammah;21897092][img]http://torkee.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/bear-grylls1.jpg[/img] Real survival[/QUOTE] i used to run around naked in snow when i was a kid
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