Okay, I currently have this plan to pack up and get the hell out of my parents house which involves me working at wal-mart to save up some cash to have a few months of back-rent when I locate a place in Vancouver. I'm getting remote assistance locating an affordable place as well as somewhere to work when I move so shit does not hit the fan a few weeks after I'm there and realize I have nowhere to go but back home if I'm lucky.
However....
There is this guy in Alabama (Huntsville) who has given me an offer.
First off, he's VERY furry (and has his living room walls plasterd with gay furry porn) and very quirky (he collects barcode scanners). I met him a few months ago when he offered me several UNIX boxes (SGI tezro, Sun Ultra 20, etc..) however was unable to deliver them because he switched jobs and couldn't make the trip up to drop them off.
He has a pile of money that he made when he sold off a bunch of computers as well as a piece of land that the city wanted for a highway or something and is building a Superhouse (tornado proof, backup power, Fiber internet from the town exchange, fire-proof and an adjoining datacenter). He has a few friends that he calls his "pets" (by the way, he calls me his "Flamon pet" if that creeps you out enough) and they plan to live in the palce as well.
Essentially it's going to be a high-tech furry commune and it's scheduled to be finished by September 2010.
He's inviting me to live there as well. He'll make sure I have room to setup my 30+ computers (plus the ones he promised me but could not deliver) and half dozen terminals, supply me with a workshop as well as a place to sleep and setup my home theater. He has also offered to send a moving truck out to me so I can load all my stuff into that and have it sent directly as well as pay for my flight down there.
So the Pro's in my opinion level out the cons like I'm going to be living with a bunch of gay furrys.
[I]However....[/I]
In the back of my mind I still have some uncertainty.
First off, Huntsville is a LONG ways away from ANYONE I know. If something happens and I can't afford to get me and my stuff home I'm trapped. Along with that. That fact that he mentions copious amounts of gay sex from time to time makes me wonder if I'll arrive, my stuff will be setup and I'll suddenly become his sex slave or something and never be able to leave the house.
It's a chilling thought.... :ohdear:
Finally, he said that he'll make sure that "you never have to work another day again" (aka, he'll be a sugar daddy) and the big thing that concerns me is that while he has the expenses for the place covered, he has no real plan on how to pay the bills (Three phase power is not fucking cheap, nor is a 100mb line) in the long run. In his mind he'll just put it mostly into credit and I see that as a BAD idea five years down the line. His "pets" however both have paying jobs so I don't know if they are helping pay the bills.
Okay, so there you go. Now to condense that, I can either:
a) Save up my money and find a small place and a supporting job in Vancouver with the help of a friend and int he distant futuer locate some palce there that I will have enough space in to setup all my stuff.
I also probably won't be able to et my Tezro as it weighs too much to ship. :frown:
OR
b) Keep working until next August, then start packing and load it all into a moving truck, fly down to Alabama and be living a life where (in the short run most likely) I'll supposedly be able to mess with nothing but computers and do shit I want to do, all day long with a bunch of Furrys, hopefully not involving sex...:butt:
I honestly can't decide (Vancouver or Huntsville, both are fine as I got no reasons to stay here or close to town other than my parents), that's why I'm here. Sure FP has idiots who will just go "cool story bro" but I'm sure I can get a better opinion on this here if anywhere on the internet.
Don't move in with that furry.
Please don't. You're too cool.
Stay with your parents, go homeless, just DON'T MOVE IN WITH THAT GUY!
Things supporting my claim:
[QUOTE=pie_is_good;18746493]That man sounds insane and if you do move in with him you'll most likely wake up finding yourself being raped by him.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=r4nk_;18746735]you have to be joking, are you really considering moving in with a gay furry very far away from home. Are you fucking INSANE?![/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=cosmic duck;18746873]Oh god that sounds like hell!
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[QUOTE=z0rz;18747785]Sounds like a situation in one of those cliche horror movies, except with gay furry people, don't move there.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=SkinkYEA;18749101]Don't live with the furry. He will RAPE you.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=AugustBurnsRed;18749257]dude no.
Aside from the fact that he's a massive flaming furry, it's too good to be true, don't do it[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=DDex;18750531]Have you ever met him face to face? Some of the most violent serial killers seemed to be nice guys....[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=FINLEY;18751216]If you move in with the furry you will legally become his gimp[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Vince323;18757549]Why would you even consider moving in with a furry? oh my god, that's an awful thought[/QUOTE]
You mentioned he was a furry, everyone on facepunch will say no to moving there.
Move in, start a sitcom.
bust down the door when you get there, rape him, show who is more dominate and live a happy gay furry life.
wait, that doesn't exist.
That man sounds insane and if you do move in with him you'll most likely wake up finding yourself being raped by him.
Move in there and burn all of the furryes living in there and keep the house for yourself.
EDIT:
RATE MORE MORE BOXES
/caps
It is not worth it to move in with him.
For Christ's sake.
I don't know if fast internet speeds justify furry rape.
This guy sounds sketchy beyond belief. Find your own place, the whole idea this guy has sounds ridiculous.
dont move in
how old are you?
Move in with him, then kill him in his sleep.
Do you honestly want to live with a freak?
He sounds fucking weird, I wouldn't risk it.
That sounds hilarious.
dude it's so obviously some horrific homo furry orgy house. seriously dont do it
Sounds like there's going to be orgies every night. :holy:
Move to huntsville. The hamfests are awesome.
have you even seen/met the guy.. and seen the actual house and his money?..
Yo gon' be his bitch
Hell, move in with him. You've only got one life, imagine the stories you could tell. Might want to put a lock on your bedroom door, though.
Set up cameras all over and, as said above, film it and put it on YouTube.
I'd subscribe.
you have to be joking, are you really considering moving in with a gay furry very far away from home. Are you fucking INSANE?!
[QUOTE=SappinMyNick;18746473]You mentioned he was a furry, everyone on facepunch will say no to moving there.[/QUOTE]
I disagree, I reckon most of facepunch will want him to move in with the furry just because of the hilarity that would be generated from it.
Euphorium made it sound awesome tbh... go ahead and move in with the furry, atleast youll have something to tell duh.
Dont.
I would say if you feel like he's going to rape you or make him your sex slave, no matter how small or far fetched of an idea it is, you should not live with him. So no gay furry. The other thing would be more practical if you have to move away, especially if this guy has no way to pay for everything. It sounds too good to be true.
Oh god that sounds like hell!
Take this as a warning:
[img]http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Matt/Furries,-The-only-people-who-take-the-birds-and-the-bees-metaphor-literally..png[/img]
Move in with him and post status updates every now and again on Facepunch so we can laugh at you.
Moving in with that guy seems like the worst idea anyone could have for anything, not just because he's a gay sugar daddy furry, how the hell is he going to pay for all the bills? Even if he did sell that land i doubt he has enough to keep him out of major debt. Move into your own flat in Vancouver.
"Never have to work another day again" is code for "You'll be my slave and you'll have to do really creepy shit".
That being said, move there. Tell us about what happens, receive funnies.
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