The Standing Broom - Polidicks

[url]http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/us/2009/08/28/henry.strange.broom.cnn?iref=videosearch[/url] Some broom that apparently can stand. How does this shit make news? Sources: CNN!

it makes news because people like you post it in the news sections of internet forums

BRILLIANT NEWS! ffff

I read the title and thought this was going to be that silly spam agian.

Who gives a FUCK

[QUOTE=Craptasket;17033844]BRILLIANT NEWS! ffff[/QUOTE] Avatar [img]http://www.facepunch.com/image.php?u=50699&dateline=1251089875[/img]

[QUOTE=The Epidemic;17033920]Avatar [img]http://www.facepunch.com/image.php?u=50699&dateline=1251089875[/img][/QUOTE] Uhm ok, what are you doing

Sounds like the name of a pub in Oblivion.

[QUOTE=The Epidemic;17033920]Avatar [img]http://www.facepunch.com/image.php?u=50699&dateline=1251089875[/img][/QUOTE] HOLY SHIT HE WAS OIFY IN HIS AVATAR HE MUST HAVE NO INTELLIGENCE WHAT SO EVER. Fuck off.

[QUOTE=gerard;17033914]Who gives a FUCK[/QUOTE] CALM THE FUCK DOWN pls

I always appreciate good broom articles.

7eaaaaaa

[QUOTE=lil_n00blett;17033950]Sounds like the name of a pub in Oblivion.[/QUOTE] Next these guys will invent the floating paintbrush

[QUOTE=Zeke129;17034086]Next these guys will invent the floating paintbrush[/QUOTE] The Floating Paintbrush along the Gold road to cheydinall

[i]Amazing.[/i]

Totally news worthy, CNN. [i]Totally.[/i] [quote=CNN]A news story about 3 people being brutally murdered, or a standing broom... ...standing broom![/quote]

[QUOTE=Silversoda;17034234]Totally news worthy, CNN. [i]Totally.[/i][/QUOTE] Three people being brutally murdered isn't all that special, unless they were murdered by aliens or something. Stuff like that happens all the time.

Are you joking me, CNN. Really? [editline]08:29PM[/editline] THE HOLY SPIRIT MAKES MY BROOM STAND! Fucking morons

A [I]breaking news video[/I] about a standing broom?!

[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;17034315]Are you joking me, CNN. Really? [editline]08:29PM[/editline] THE HOLY SPIRIT MAKES MY BROOM STAND! Fucking morons[/QUOTE] You're just jealous that god doesnt make your house hold cleaning items stand up

[QUOTE=Cidem;17034369]You're just jealous that god doesnt make your house hold cleaning items stand up[/QUOTE] Yes, if only my dear Shiva cared as much about such pointless tasks as standing my tools up as your God!

CNN, wow.....why am I not surprised. CNN needs to be dealt with, I hate "news" that isnt worthy of being news.

[QUOTE=Cidem;17034369]You're just jealous that god doesnt make your house hold cleaning items stand up[/QUOTE] Not so. When I dropped a bar of soap in the shower not a half hour ago, it landed on the corner and stood straight up. I feel a divine presence was at work.

My friend and I work for the school news team so we are going to broadcast this stuff, video and everything. :)

christ I wish we had technology like this in the UK.

[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;17034478]Not so. When I dropped a bar of soap in the shower not a half hour ago, it landed on the corner and stood straight up. I feel a divine presence was at work.[/QUOTE] Send it to CNN

Error in the Matrix. We'll wake up tomorrow and we won't remember this thread, that news story will have never existed, no one would have posted what they've posted here.

I rather they do news like this than go around screaming, "LIVING IN YOUR HOME WILL GIVE YOU CANCER" or "JUST HOW DANGEROUS IS WALKING?".

OH MY GOD a standing BROOM!

They should really look into designing a broom that can balance itself i.e. stand, I wouldn't really mind buying one.