• Half Life Snacks
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[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YR0WN55p_zI[/media]
I haven't watched it all yet, but is there seriously a 6-minute video on youtube about Valve's snacks? [editline]24th April 2011[/editline] brb applying for a job.
[img]http://gyazo.com/543ee3f5f97a18ba9b005b183989ab69.png[/img] I lol'd at the picture in the background.
Every day I learn something new about Valve, and 99% of the time it´s something completely random like this. This is why I love Valve.
"If my lunch was stolen I would be.... mad probably. But that doesnt happen because I keep it in my backpack everyday. Although I do, I have some butter that I use for breakfast every morning. but I keep it wrapped up in an old bag because uh when I didnt have it the old bag... I mean nobody steals it because nobody is going to eat a whole stick of butter and eat it... but I'd come back and there would be jelly in it because somebody uses it and they're sloppy with the jelly or whatever. So I wrapped up in the bag and now people, i think, think that it's a lunch like kinda an unappealing one because the bag is old and crumples. Nobody touches it anymore" [img]http://cdn0.knowyourmeme.com/i/000/110/517/original/tumblr_linaa6bCsl1qfrwtqo1_500.jpg?1301640298[/img]
That would be very cool to work there, but I think all the money being put into gabe's stash of snacks is delaying episode 3.(joking)
Fuck my current job, im going to work at Valve.
I wish I worked at Valve. Doesn't matter what I'd do. I could be a professional shoe-shiner for all I fucking care.
i like how gabe is talking about the company and the other guys are talking about food
Holy shit, the guy in the green shit is [b]such[/b] a dork :v:
looks like the most chill workplace in the world
Wow, I'll be back later, learning a useful skill. [editline].[/editline] I'll make a mod that simulates the Valve snack room, then Valve will hire me! It's genius!
I want to work at Valve someday. Make shitty hats and eat snacks all day erreday
What is with that guy ina green shirt ! :O he's so fucking strange
A 7000-calorie cookie might explain Gabe's.. girth, actually.
Just a heads up but Erik is probably trolling or trying to be funny :v: He's one of the writers and he's a damn funny guy.
What the fuck is with that green shift guy
The guy in green was basically the main writer for Portal and Portal 2. Erik Wolpaw.
I'd like me some big pink cookie now.
I bet it's all just faked, and they are living like slaves under Gabe's Iron fist
[QUOTE=Scar;29399165]I bet it's all just faked, and they are living like slaves under Gabe's Iron fist[/QUOTE] Dont drink the water, man!
Working at valve would be a dream
I came into this thread expecting snack foods that decay to half their original content repeatedly over a constant duration of time. I wasn't disappointed.
[QUOTE=simkas;29397904][img_thumb]http://gyazo.com/543ee3f5f97a18ba9b005b183989ab69.png[/img_thumb] I lol'd at the picture in the background.[/QUOTE] oh god i remember that from somewhere. i think it was a magical girl anime or some shit.
Wow, nobody could name erik wolpaw?
[QUOTE=Wii60;29399759]oh god i remember that from somewhere. i think it was a magical girl anime or some shit.[/QUOTE] Madoka?
This explains their fucking strange love for food in games. Like in portal 1 it was cake and now it's fucking potatoes.
People dont get fired at valve, they get* eaten.
erik is such a nerd
shitstorm in the comments
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