Man Says His Ex-Girlfriend Stole His Sperm and Made Kids - Polidicks

A New York man was stunned to find out that his four-year-old twins were not an accidental pregnancy after all -- but that his desperate girlfriend secretly stashed away his sperm and used it for an in-vitro procedure, he charges in a lawsuit. Joseph Pressil, 36, was not planning on having children with Anetria Burnett, with whom he was in a relationship for six months in 2007, he said. So she took matters into her own hands, he told the New York Post, in order to remain in his Texas house and make a legal bid for half of his possessions. "A gold digger is an understatement. She was trying to get community property and alimony. She's ruthless," he said. Now, Pressil is suing Burnett in Texas for custody of their sons. "This is more than a nightmare -- it's a horror story," he told the Post. Pressil, a telecommunications manager, said he hooked up with Burnett, 34, when he lived in Texas -- and was a little surprised when she announced she was pregnant. "We always used condoms," he said. But when a DNA test proved him to be the father, Pressil said he began paying $800 a month in child support. "At first, I doubted [the children were mine], but I figured I would wait until the twins were born," he said. "But when the kids were born, they looked just like me." The real bombshell dropped last February, when Pressil got a strange receipt in the mail for sperm cryopreservation. Confused, he called the company that had sent him the paperwork, which referred him to the Advanced Fertility Center of Texas, where a manager asked him to sign a release form. That is when he said he uncovered the bizarre plot. "She was taking [the semen in condoms] after the fact and running down to the clinic with it," said Jason Gibson, who is representing Pressil in his suit. He now has joint custody. The fertility clinic's manager simply assumed he and his ex were married when she got the successful in-vitro fertilization procedure that resulted in the birth of the twins, his suit says. Pressil then said he confronted Burnett, an exotic dancer, who allegedly told him, "Oh you're not stupid. I thought you knew." "Her reason for doing it was to stay in the home -- because I had told her she had to leave my house when we broke up," he said. She even filed to have him declared her common-law husband, he said, which would have entitled her to half his property. The filing was denied. Read more: [url]http://www.foxnews.com/us/2011/11/27/man-says-ex-girlfriend-stole-his-sperm-to-create-kids/#ixzz1ev2k7spc[/url] [editline]27th November 2011[/editline] gold digger much?

She's quite the icequeen. But seriously, what the fuck? I feel for those kids but this is just horrible.

Sadly, I've dated girls like this that made me worried they'd do something like this after we broke up.

And this kids, is why its better to be a homosexual.

What a sick fuck, how did she think she would even get away with it? Good job ruining your own, your kids and their fathers lives.

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Holy shit. I hope he takes the kids away from her, and sues her for everything she has. There's not really an excuse for this kind of thing.

This has always been one of those strange fears of mine.

[QUOTE=Penultimate;33462493]Holy shit. I hope he takes the kids away from her, and sues her for everything she has. There's not really an excuse for this kind of thing.[/QUOTE]Why would he do that? He never wanted kids.

[QUOTE=AceOfDivine;33462635]Why would he do that? He never wanted kids.[/QUOTE] Very good point, but I can't think that the girl would be an acceptable mother. I mean, she only wanted kids so she could have leverage. Of course, I only know what's in the article, so she could be an awesome mom, but I still wonder. If he still doesn't want the kids, then by no means should he be forced to take them, but I still don't think they belong with an unbalanced parent.

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It's his fault. If he didn't want children, then he shouldn't have had sex. His ex-girlfriend's actions are entirely justified. [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Didn't read the thread" - Craptasket))[/highlight]

[QUOTE=Cuntsman;33463429]It's his fault. [b]If he didn't want children, then he shouldn't have had sex.[/b] His ex-girlfriend's actions are entirely justified.[/QUOTE] ...I'm sorry, what?

Sperm Thieves.

[QUOTE=Cuntsman;33463429]It's his fault. If he didn't want children, then he shouldn't have had sex. His ex-girlfriend's actions are entirely justified.[/QUOTE] [I]"Fuck reading the article, that's too mainstream"[/I]

Death penalty.

This is why we need a male birth control pill.

[QUOTE=Cuntsman;33463429]It's his fault. If he didn't want children, then he shouldn't have had sex. His ex-girlfriend's actions are entirely justified.[/QUOTE] guess why they invented the condom

[QUOTE=J!NX;33461957]And this kids, is why its better to be a homosexual.[/QUOTE] No.

This kind of shit should be a felony level crime.

[QUOTE=IceBlizzard;33463588]guess why they invented the condom[/QUOTE] So she could steal a used one, take it down to a fertility clinic and have them bank the sperm so she could be inseminated at a later date or immediately??

Aren't the inside of condom's supposed to have spermicide. [editline]27th November 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Cuntsman;33463429]It's his fault. If he didn't want children, then he shouldn't have had sex. His ex-girlfriend's actions are entirely justified.[/QUOTE] With all those boxes you can make yourself a fort. Or if your sperm gets stolen in Texas, you'd have yourself half a fort.

This shit's bananas.

[QUOTE=purvisdavid1;33463837]Aren't the inside of condom's supposed to have spermicide.[/QUOTE] The thin layer of lube of the condoms SOMETIMES contains spermicide. But spermicide doesn't always kill them all, it's more of a [I]better safe than sorry[/I] thing.

[QUOTE=Madman_Andre;33463601]No.[/QUOTE] fag power!!! [QUOTE=Cuntsman;33463429]It's his fault. If he didn't want children, then he shouldn't have had sex. His ex-girlfriend's actions are entirely justified.[/QUOTE] Please don't do this...

interesting how this thread which while serious, has a sort of comical element to it gets hearts, yet the thread where the guy stabbed two women with a possibly infected needle gets mostly funnies

[QUOTE=J!NX;33461957]And this kids, is why its better to be a homosexual.[/QUOTE] But...boobs

[QUOTE=Emperor Scorpious II;33464003]But...boobs[/QUOTE] [URL="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_NTaWhLUVY20/S-s7_yT_PtI/AAAAAAAAERA/2QQG7oO93zo/s1600/moobs.jpg"]I bet this will turn you on...[/URL]

[QUOTE=J!NX;33461957]And this kids, is why its better to be a homosexual.[/QUOTE] Homosexuals can still contribute to in-vitro fertilizations. It would be even worse if you were homosexual, because then your partner would think you were cheating on them with a member of the opposite sex.

[QUOTE=J!NX;33464019][URL="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_NTaWhLUVY20/S-s7_yT_PtI/AAAAAAAAERA/2QQG7oO93zo/s1600/moobs.jpg"]I bet this will turn you on...[/URL][/QUOTE] Already when just looking at the URL by hovering my mouse pointer over it, the [B]NOPE[/B] alarm in my head went off.