How I adapted to having a fear of wild rats - General

So today I was in my garage at about 4 AM with my dog just chilling, I knew we had a mouse problem. You know, mice. The cute thingies. But what I DIDN'T EXPECT was a HUGE FUCKING RAT went from one side of my garage, to the other. But half way between each side, the bastard turned and grinned at me and not just grinned IT WAS A FUCKING TROLL FACE. I practically shat my pants when I saw that thing. It was awful. and that is how I developed a fear of wild rats. [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Blog (again)" - SteveUK))[/highlight]

Great thread [editline]09:58PM[/editline] A++++

Hell crabs are scarier than rats

Is that why you're gonna kill yourself?

[QUOTE=Er1k;24906255]Hell crabs are scarier than rats[/QUOTE] Pics, or BS I never made a thread about killing myself.

This one time I was just finishing up work when this fucking rat thing came out of no where and fucking jumped. It [b]jumped[/b]. I yelled at it really loud and started cripwalking around it. It jumped again so I just went home before I got murdered.

Nevermind, wrong user :ghost:

[QUOTE=Jacam12SUX;24906305]This one time I was just finishing up work when this fucking rat thing came out of no where and fucking jumped. It [b]jumped[/b]. I yelled at it really loud and started cripwalking around it. It jumped again so I just went home before I got murdered.[/QUOTE] :barf:

[IMG]http://www.mit.edu/~lxs/corals/images/arrow-crab-2.jpg[/IMG]

[QUOTE=Er1k;24906335]Devil Crab or whatever[/QUOTE] Oh fuck no.

This one time, when me and a bunch o' friends were around another friends house. We saw this lil' mouse scurry across the floor and under the cupboard. As they were all leaning down, with their faces against the floor trying to find it. I took a cat toy from the floor - that resembled the mouse - and threw it between them. They all shit themselves. The mouse got away. :v:

[QUOTE=Er1k;24906335]Devil crab[/QUOTE] [img]http://pictures.funnyforum.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/kill-it-with-fire.jpg[/img] Your handy solution too your rat problem too.

Pics or it didn't happen.

[QUOTE=Er1k;24906255]Hell crabs are scarier than rats[/QUOTE] every morning i have to wake up and scrape something called "fear shit" off my back because they crawl into my dreams. it's fucking awful.

[QUOTE=Assburgers;24906402][img]http://pictures.funnyforum.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/kill-it-with-fire.jpg[/img] Your handy solution too your rat problem too.[/QUOTE] Underwater?

[QUOTE=Er1k;24906447]Underwater?[/QUOTE] :suicide: WE'RE GONNA BE POOR!

i was attacked by 3 wild rats once. Blood everywhere.

Use the Holy Hand Grenade.

[QUOTE=TheSpy;24906506]i was attacked by 3 wild rats once. Blood everywhere.[/QUOTE] how would 3 wild rats make you bleed everywhere. Anyways is the dog in your avatar yours??

I don't get it, rats just look and act like homeless mice to me, no big deal as long as they don't bite you or anything. And yes I know the difference between them

[QUOTE=BobbyHill;24906686]how would 3 wild rats make you bleed everywhere. Anyways is the dog in your avatar yours??[/QUOTE] Jugular, I'm guessing.

A-rat-a-rat-a-rat-it-tat-tat, I stepped on a rat once there was blood and guts that day and a horrible stench.

Rats are actually quite tame, not likely to run up and bite you. For example, that giant rat in papua new guinea, it let the explorers hold and pet it, it didn't even try to bite them.

I have a number 7 shaped scar on the left knuckle of my index finger where a rat bit me. It was poisoned or something and slowly dying at the bottom of the garden. My inquisitive 6-year-old self decided to poke it with a little plastic spade until it got mad.