Anyone else get these motherfuckers? They usually last about a week for me, I don't get them often, maybe every 6 months, but when I do it changes my life for that week, the way I sit or lay down, it's just a constant literal pain in my ass, and i'm sure some of you have experienced one
Bed sores, stop sitting in front of the computer/tv.
Dude what the fuck I gagged when I read the thread title.
I don't get them, no.
Get off your ass son :colbert:
[QUOTE=Comcastic;21068504]Dude what the fuck I gagged when I read the thread title.[/QUOTE]
Did you gag on ass pimples? :smug:
Pics or it didn't happen.
[QUOTE=Tyler_Durden;21068491]Bed sores, stop sitting in front of the computer/tv.[/QUOTE]
it released blood and puss, pretty sure it was just a pimple.
I've gotten one from irritation before. It sucked. Then one day I was sitting in class and I shifted in my seat and it split open. Luckily I was wearing a pretty big shirt that day so it covered my ass. When I got home I checked, and there was blood all over the butt seat of my pants.
i used to get them a lot but that was because i had no life and sat in front of a computer all day. then i started going out more and i scrub the shit out of my ass now
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lol that last part sounds a bit dirty
Yeah I sometimes I get these as well. Really not that annoying if they are small, now if they are big then that is a different story. I think that scrubbing my ass with a shower scrubber fixes that.
it's been winter, so i haven't been doing a lot of shit outside, and all I do is sit in class all day or chill on a couch smoking drugs
[QUOTE=Parakon;21068973]it's been winter, so i haven't been doing a lot of shit outside, and all I do is sit in class all day or chill on a couch smoking drugs[/QUOTE]
um drugs are bad they are a waste of money and will land you in jail.
they are also bad for your health, cause cancer, impotency, destroys families and is a scourge to our youth
I've had maybe three of these in my life. God they're awful.
I`ve only started getting them this year for some reason
Yeah, these things are a pain in the ass.
[QUOTE=Bathingrapes;21069019]um drugs are bad they are a waste of money and will land you in jail.
they are also bad for your health, cause cancer, impotency, destroys families and is a scourge to our youth[/QUOTE]
and cause ass pimples.
You broke my automerge.
[QUOTE=Viper01;21069119]and cause ass pimples.[/QUOTE]
exactly another horrible side effect of drugs!!
I have a lot of these and they're fucking huge.
I also have really big rashes on my inner thighs.
[QUOTE=fuckingprodigy;21069181]I have a lot of these and they're fucking huge.
I also have really big rashes on my inner thighs.[/QUOTE]
Do you play lots of video games for long periods at a time?
Pimples from not getting up for hours at a time and the rashes from where your cottage cheese thighs rub together when you manage to walk to the store for more dr. pepper and pringles.
No, but i know someone who had a pimple on their elbow. I actually got a video of it.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9czIVC9p8BA[/media]
[QUOTE=Parakon;21068973]it's been winter, so i haven't been doing a lot of shit outside, and all I do is sit in class all day or chill on a couch smoking drugs[/QUOTE]
I was going to suggest something, but then I read this post.
Fuck off.
Hey man, at least you don't have hemorrhoids, those are some serious shit.
they come along once in a blue moon for me, but mother fuck are they painful, sometimes i've got one cheek in the breeze when I sit
[QUOTE=Bathingrapes;21069206]Do you play lots of video games for long periods at a time?
Pimples from not getting up for hours at a time and the rashes from where your cottage cheese thighs rub together when you manage to walk to the store for more dr. pepper and pringles.[/QUOTE]
I'm not denying anything. I'm like 300 pounds, but not positive, haven't been on a scale in forever.
Pringles are pretty good; Dr.Pepper gives me bad gas and heartburn.
What an asshole thread.
[QUOTE=N0 WAR;21069227]I was going to suggest something, but then I read this post.
Fuck off.[/QUOTE]
I don't get it.
[QUOTE=Bathingrapes;21069019]um drugs are bad they are a waste of money and will land you in jail.
they are also bad for your health, cause cancer, impotency, destroys families and is a scourge to our youth[/QUOTE]
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