[quote=http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/2010/12/02/2010-12-02_joseph_guiso_marries_pet_dog_honey_in_wedding_ceremony_in_toowoomba_australia.html]Dog is more than man's best friend for one Australian.
Joseph Guiso, a seemingly normal 20-year-old from the city Toowoomba, married Honey, his 5-year old yellow Labrador, in an elaborate wedding ceremony in a local park.
Thirty or so friends and relatives attended the unusual nuptials, which included Guiso getting down on both knees to read his vows to his freakishly hairy bride.
"You're my best friend and you make every part of my day better," Guiso lovingly said, according to the Toowoomba Chronicle.
Honey, who was decked out in a white cape for the occasion, responded by licking her groom's face, sealing the union for eternity.
A self-described religious man, Guiso laughed off critics and denied his relationship with the dog he adopted five years ago goes anything beyond Platonic love.
"It's not sexual," he insisted.
Despite some negative feedback, particularly from animal rights groups, Guiso is clearly relishing the attention the wedding has brought him.
"We're definitely Australia's hottest new couple… Brad and Angelina — your time is over."
That's not to say all's going smoothly for the new couple.
"I think [Honey's] a bit angry about all the publicity; she's been giving me the silent treatment," Guiso said.
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He'll really be givin' dat dog a bone on their honeymoon
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"It's not sexual," he insisted.
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riiiiight
Stuff like this makes me think how Japan feels.
Just because something weird happens. I wonder if it's similar to how us Americans feel when WBC or some politician says something off the wall and we just facepalm and question why we have to be accounted for.
Also, the dog is 5. He's totally a pedo.
I'm not sure if this is worse or better than the pillow guy...
[QUOTE=Fycix;27049979]Stuff like this makes me think how Japan feels.
Just because something weird happens. I wonder if it's similar to how us Americans feel when WBC or some politician says something off the wall and we just facepalm and question why we have to be accounted for.
Also, the dog is 5. He's totally a pedo.[/QUOTE]
um thats 35 in dog years its good
[QUOTE=gerbile4;27049838]He'll really be givin' dat dog a bone on their honeymoon[/QUOTE]
I see you used my pun i told you. Good my child.
Dog probably licked more then his fair share of peanut butter.
"In my will I leave to my wife, Honey the dog, a tasty bone."
What the fuck, why would you marry a dog.
This reminds me of that guy who married a woman in a game on nintendo ds. They even had a serious wedding too.
I tend to lose faith in humanity when I read stuff like this.
I really want to hope and believe that it is platonic, that he just truly cares about his dog as a pet and that it's all a big joke. Unfortunately, that just doesn't seem possible.
I wonder how that night went
on a second thought, nevermind
His wife is a bitch.
[QUOTE=gerbile4;27050050]um thats 35 in dog years its good[/QUOTE]
That dog is a cougar.
I would like to see a fox news reporting on this.
Fox news? More like Dog news
Thats fucking disgusting. The assumption should be it's bestiality, hence it should not be allowed as it is animal abuse.
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[QUOTE=gerbile4;27050050]um thats 35 in dog years its good[/QUOTE]
But in dog years he'd be like 200 years old
Silly OP, japs eat dogs, its indian men who marry their dogs.
[url]http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21768663/ns/world_news-weird_news/[/url]
[QUOTE=TheForeigner;27054307]Silly OP, japs eat dogs, its indian men who marry their dogs.
[url]http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21768663/ns/world_news-weird_news/[/url][/QUOTE]
Actually Korea eats a lot more than Japan does. Vietnam and China too
God, pedos like this make me sick. She's [i]five[/i] for Christ's sake.
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[QUOTE=Fycix;27049979]Also, the dog is 5. He's totally a pedo.[/QUOTE]
:ninja:
[QUOTE=Snail562;27054868]God, pedos like this make me sick. She's [i]five[/i] for Christ's sake.
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By that logic dogs never become mature...
That guy must be barking mad!
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[/B]That was horrible. I apologise. Also; what the fuck?
[QUOTE=gerbile4;27050050]um thats 35 in dog years its good[/QUOTE]
dog is a milf
The dog is going to die when the guy is like in his 30's.
Is he going to marry another one after, perhaps a chihuahua?
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But in dog years he'd be like 200 years old[/QUOTE]
All good when it's over 14
So Australia won't do same-sex marriage and yet they do this?
That's fucked up.
I can understand how a person can get a great emotional bond between himself and an animal, but going as far as marrige is something I DON'T understand
[QUOTE=Zondac;27056611]I can understand how a person can get a great emotional bond between himself and an animal, but going as far as marrige is something I DON'T understand[/QUOTE]
It's like pokemon only creepy :buddy:
Imagine how smug he can look when he says he's married to a five-year old.
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