Man misses mouse and shoots roommate, revealing child rapist - Polidicks

[quote] A Utah man who was trying to kill a mouse ended up shooting one roommate and getting another arrested for child rape, while a fourth roommate slept through the whole thing. Taylorsville Police Sgt. Tracy Wyant [URL="http://www.deseretnews.com/article/705396174/Man-shoots-roommate-while-firing-at-mouse-police-arrest-3rd-roommate-in-rape-of-teen.html"]told [I]Deseret News[/I][/URL] that the first roommate, 27, had been trying to kill a rodent when he missed and the round went through the kitchen wall and struck a second roommate, 28. “After the gun was fired, both the roommate and Paul heard a scream,” Wyant explained. Officers responding to the scene early Tuesday morning found a 13-year-old girl hiding in a basement closet. She told police she had been having an affair with the third roommate, 34-year-old Paul Daniel Kunzler. During an interview, the Children’s Justice Center determined that the girl had been having sex with Kunzler over a period of four months. He was arrested on suspicion of two counts of rape of a child, three counts of sodomy of a child and three counts of sexual abuse of a child. A fourth roommate, Zach Baker, [URL="http://www.fox13now.com/news/local/kstu-man-shoots-at-mouse-hits-roommate-in-the-chest-another-man-arrested-for-child-rape-20111221,0,3215551.story"]told Fox 13[/URL] that he slept through the gunfire. “I got woken up by the cops,” Baker said. “They came storming in my room, checking to make sure everybody was OK and nobody was shot or anything like that.” “I’d never seen the girl there before and I don’t know how long she’d been there,” he added. “They said she’d been hiding in a closet and that creeps me out. … I knew the guy was weird, but I didn’t expect anything like that to happen.” The roommate who was shot in the chest was taken to a local hospital, and was later upgraded from serious to stable condition, [URL="http://www.ksl.com/?nid=960&sid=18586564#.TvM0cR_yW-A.twitter"]according to KSL[/URL]. The roommate who fired the gun was not arrested. Charges could be possible after prosecutors review the case. Police said they suspected alcohol was involved.[/quote] [url]http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2011/12/22/man-misses-mouse-and-shoots-roommate-revealing-child-rapist/[/url]

Just another day in Utah, I guess :v:

why would you kill a mouse with a gun.

This is some weird ass cable television shit.

[QUOTE]Police said they suspected alcohol was involved.[/QUOTE] I'd be surprised if there wasn't

Oh god that's unlucky.

Sounds like a scene from a bad movie.

Sounds like a scene from the mind of R. Kelly

oh i thought it said moose, not mouse :S It seemed weird that missing a moose would reveal a rapist

Sounds like a scene from reality.

Mickey Mouse and the 4 roommates: Angry, Unlucky, Rapey and Sleepy.

Try to kill a mouse, bag a child molestor, could not make this shit up.

Wait. So he shot a mouse, missed, hit a roommate, the shot caused a girl to cry causing roommate #3 to be revealed as a child rapist and roomate #4 slept through it all. Huh?

Okay so let me get this straight Roommate 1 shoots at mouse, misses and hits the kitchen wall Roommate 2 is just watching Roommate 3 is hit on the other side of the wall Roommate 4 is sleeping and there's a 13 year old girl who screamed. all in the same house, what the fuck!?

They'll all have a lot to talk about the next day. Well, at least the three of them.

expected the onion to be honest

How come noone heard the child before?

[QUOTE=Justinx931;33864110]why would you kill a mouse with a gun.[/QUOTE] Utah?

[QUOTE=The mouse;33864408]How come noone heard the child before?[/QUOTE] think about it who would use a gun to shoot a mouse and end up shooting someone else instead other than an idiot?

[QUOTE=J!NX;33864425]think about it who would use a gun to shoot a mouse and end up shooting someone else instead other than an idiot?[/QUOTE] A vice president?

[QUOTE=Justinx931;33864110]why would you kill a mouse with a gun.[/QUOTE] We're American. A better question is why not? It reveals child rapists, after all.

Sounds like a scene from R.Kellys trapped in the closest. GET IT? TRAPPED IN THE CLOSEST? SINCE THE GIRL WAS IN THE CLOSET. GET IT?

[QUOTE=Justinx931;33864110]why would you kill a mouse with a gun.[/QUOTE] He should have used a BB Gun

Only in CSI

[QUOTE=garychencool;33864676]He should have used a BB Gun[/QUOTE] Now now, you need a part of a switchblade from a certain boy for that.

Sounds like something out of a bad comedy flick.

what if the other 3 guys are also child rapists plot twist :o

I'm more curious of how someone slept through that

[QUOTE=Dr.C;33865058]I'm more curious of how someone slept through that[/QUOTE] probably been drinking before he went to sleep.

As funny as this is, who's girl is that? I feel so bad for the poor little girl.