So today I was just gonna pick my girlfriend up from her work, she works at a hotel. When she got in the car, she told me that there was a bunch of crazy people around the hotel, I asked her like what and she says
[quote]there's a bunch of naked people partying over there, and there is a naked guy in a robe yelling at trees over there.[/quote] I looked at her glassy eyed then began to laugh. I decided that the group of naked people were just drunk partying, but I didn't know about the guy yelling at the trees. I asked her about the crazy guy, she said she had saw him yelling at trees saying [quote]I SAW WHAT YOU DID! I HOPE YOU KNOW YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH THIS! I HAVE WITNESSES![/quote] So I decided we'd have to go and see him yelling at the trees. When we got to his room, he is in it, looking out the glass slide-door at us, naked with his junk pressing against it. We just stared at him, mumbling at each other. Then he went farther back into his room and proceeded yelling and kicking the television. My girlfriend said she'd cleaned his room, and apparently he had no personal belongings, except for a pair of underpants. Nothing else. She also said that no soap or towels had been used, he had wet the bed and the television had greasy fingerprints and face-marks all over it, as if he [i]molested it[/i]. We kept on spying on him, and he kept on yelling at us, occasionally kicking and talking to the television. The television was broken.
It was pretty funny. Apparently one of the hotel staff said that he'd kept yelling at the television that "he" killed his family, and "Jesus is fucking crazy!".
Another mental hospital escapee on our hands, dammit.
this guys wife:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzagN0awe7o[/media]
[QUOTE=TamTamJam;18480425] My girlfriend said she'd cleaned his room, and apparently he had no personal belongings, except for a pair of underpants.
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[img]http://www.chrlc.vic.gov.au/cb_pages/images/Captain%20underpants1.jpg[/img]
You should point a laser at him and watch what happens.
Call the authorities.
[QUOTE=TamTamJam;18480425]Another mental hospital escapee on our hands, dammit.[/QUOTE]
Another? Makes me think that these are supposed to be one of those things where it sounds like a personal story, but in the end you find out it's the perspective of a TV/Book/Movie character
[QUOTE=cardboard_panda;18480529]You should point a laser at him and watch what happens.[/QUOTE]
I was actually thinking of doing that but I didn't have a laser pointer.
how do you look at someone glassy eyed?
Glare or what?
[QUOTE=Jessesmith1;18480464]this guys wife:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzagN0awe7o[/media][/QUOTE]
You know, her mother MAY be a bitch.
[QUOTE=Nanaki;18480551]Call the authorities.[/QUOTE]
Call about a guy in a private area being naked?
[QUOTE=Jessesmith1;18480464]this guys wife:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzagN0awe7o[/media][/QUOTE]
Hey, my mother's a batch too!
[QUOTE=Kai-ryuu;18480523][img]http://www.chrlc.vic.gov.au/cb_pages/images/Captain%20underpants1.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
I nostalgia'd.
[QUOTE=Jessesmith1;18480464]this guys wife:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzagN0awe7o[/media][/QUOTE]
hahah what the fuck?
[quote=jessesmith1;18480464]this guys wife:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzagn0awe7o[/media][/quote]
IM GONNA CUT OFF HER BREAST AND STICK THE KNIFE UP HER ASS AND MAKE HER TAKE [B]IT TAKE IT TAKE IT[/B] :v:
[QUOTE=Jessesmith1;18480464]this guys wife:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzagN0awe7o[/media][/QUOTE]
i'm going to cut off her breast
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what an odd woman
[QUOTE=Jessesmith1;18480464]this guys wife:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzagN0awe7o[/media][/QUOTE]
someone needs to stick a dick in her mouth.
[quote=.cheezy.;18483480]someone needs to stick a dick in her mouth.[/quote]
"[b]my muvvers a biiiiiiith[/b]"
Hotel Guy sounds like a freakshow. Capture him and put him in a glass room with nothing but a TV. Hilarity ensues.
[QUOTE=Kai-ryuu;18480523][img]http://www.chrlc.vic.gov.au/cb_pages/images/Captain%20underpants1.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
That was a great comic.
Sounds like the tree and that TV have a serious plan here...
[QUOTE=Jessesmith1;18480464]this guys wife:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzagN0awe7o[/media][/QUOTE]
Wow, she really needs to get backhand to the face.
[QUOTE=Luxo;18488390]Wow, she really needs to get backhand to the face.[/QUOTE]
I doubt it. I'm pretty sure she has Tourettes Syndrome. Look at the way she's not even red-faced or anything, she has a completely normal face but she's screaming. She's obviously not actually angry.