London council trials a special wall coating that will splash piss back at you - Polidicks

[img]http://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/660/cpsprodpb/7A54/production/_87261313_5296d7b1-9ff6-4c39-bda5-762a727d2f91.jpg[/img] [url]http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-35120259[/url] [quote]A special wall coating designed to soak anyone who tries to urinate against it is being trialled by a London council. The liquid-repelling coating will be used at two popular drinking locations in Shoreditch and Dalston, east London. Hackney Council spends £100,000 a year cleaning urine off walls and pavements. Feryal Dermici, cabinet member for neighbourhoods, said: "If the prospect of a fine doesn't put them off from weeing in the street, maybe the risk of getting covered in urine will."[/quote]

[quote]"If the prospect of a fine doesn't put them off from weeing in the street, maybe the risk of getting covered in urine will."[/quote] Or maybe they'll just piss directly onto the floor instead?

Surely pissing at an angle will bounce the piss off the wall away from you though?

Think about it guys, this is going on club walls. It's hard enough to keep standing to piss on the wall when you're smashed when you start bringing angles into the picture I'd just find another wall

[QUOTE=PsiSoldier;49336538]Or maybe they'll just piss directly onto the floor instead?[/QUOTE] Or on cars or lampposts. I guess if its on cars then the council isn't responsible for cleaning it. Seems like to total waste of money imo, won't fix the problem even if it does manage to repel pee back at the sender.

Just fuckin piss to the left instead, like, is this really worth putting money into when the thing it's meant to prevent can be easily avoided.

For some reason when I first read the headline I missed the "back" part, and was imagining a wall that would just suddenly spray urine at unaware passerbys somehow.

[QUOTE=Yuskolov123;49336539]Surely pissing at an angle will bounce the piss off the wall away from you though?[/QUOTE] Pissing contest in the bathroom; how many times can you make it bounce off a wall?

Remember guys most of the people doing this are completely mortal, they dont have the capacity to adjust trajectory based on environmental factors

Imagine coating the ground in that stuff too. Piss. Everywhere.

Or you know... Invest the money in more public toilets. God knows there's never one around when you REALLY need one.

[QUOTE=Buck.;49336698]Or you know... Invest the money in more public toilets. God knows there's never one around when you REALLY need one.[/QUOTE] Or they charge money for them. Like fucking hell I was in liverpool street station once and had to piss mega bad. Who the fuck carries 30p exactly in their pocket? Fuck off. Luckily the bar I was going to was nearby and had public toilets but fuck.

[media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqIHlnfGKV0[/media]

[QUOTE=NotoriousSpy;49336750][media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqIHlnfGKV0[/media][/QUOTE] I have to watch this show. He seriously just ignored the door and walked around the set wall on purpose.

[QUOTE=S31-Syntax;49336807]I have to watch this show. He seriously just ignored the door and walked around the set wall on purpose.[/QUOTE] It's full of stuff like that.

[QUOTE=NotoriousSpy;49336833]It's full of stuff like that.[/QUOTE] It's been a long time but truly a classic.

[QUOTE=Buck.;49336698]Or you know... Invest the money in more public toilets. God knows there's never one around when you REALLY need one.[/QUOTE] I know a lot of people that will come straight out of a club (that has multiple toilets) and just piss in an alleyway anyways, despite the fact we could've just stayed inside 2 mins longer and used an actual toilet. Booze does strange shit to you Maybe enforce something that lets people use club toilets at chucking out time? Instead of just cutting the music and throwing everyone out, let people have 10 mins or something to go for a piss before going and waiting for a taxi. Maybe that'll stop people using alleyways and that

I've seen a couple of public urinals (there is one in Paddington, very close to where I live for example) that come out of the ground during the afternoon/night. And it seems like a great solution since it gives you the freedom of pissing in the streets if that is your thing but provides you with the decency to not cover the walls. Though I must admit I thought it was a public drinking fountain for a long long time until I saw someone take a piss. I can tell you that was a bit of a shock. [img]https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BcAq-VBIEAAOEf6.jpg[/img] Although the problem is some people are not going to use these no matter what and I'd rather have them get at least a bit of splash back. My house is 20 yards from 4 different pubs and walking down the street on saturday and sunday mornings is an exercise in avoiding various bodily fluids even though all those pubs have toilets and this thing is just 10 steps away.

[QUOTE=Hogie bear;49336592]Just fuckin piss to the left instead, like, is this really worth putting money into when the thing it's meant to prevent can be easily avoided.[/QUOTE] You would piss to the left you fuckin liberal

Imagine someone vandalizing a urinal with this

[QUOTE=PsiSoldier;49336538]Or maybe they'll just piss directly onto the floor instead?[/QUOTE] Just continue painting everything up until you hit the spot of a toilet.

Much more effective [video=youtube;r77lEmGaCXI]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r77lEmGaCXI[/video]

[QUOTE=Scot;49336691]Remember guys most of the people doing this are completely [B][I]mortal[/I][/B], they dont have the capacity to adjust trajectory based on environmental factors[/QUOTE] "Those foolish mortals could never figure out the Olympian way of urinating!" -Zeus

Do pubs not have bahtrooms or something? Why not just use a toilet like a civilized human being?

[QUOTE=Buck.;49336698]Or you know... Invest the money in more public toilets. God knows there's never one around when you REALLY need one.[/QUOTE] The problem with public toilets is that they're always occupied by homeless people jacking off and/or passed out.

[QUOTE=Yuskolov123;49336539]Surely pissing at an angle will bounce the piss off the wall away from you though?[/QUOTE]So basically my dick could be the real world equivalent to the flak cannon in Unreal Tournament thanks to these walls? Fucking sign me up I want to trickshot people with piss from behind corners. Like maybe pinch the end of my penis so it charges up and the fsshhwwhssshhhh yeah fuck you Dave that's for eating my last toaster strudel you son of a bitch.

I can only imagine that someone is going to use these to piss on a passerby if they angle it properly.

If I know drunk people and I am drunk people this will be interpreted as a challenge

[QUOTE=lekkimsm;49338537]Much more effective [video=youtube;r77lEmGaCXI]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r77lEmGaCXI[/video][/QUOTE] jesus christ 1:04 really went for it didn't he

[quote]Hackney Council spends £100,000 a year cleaning urine off walls and pavements[/quote] You know its terrible but i'd never thought of this before, I'd assumed they just left it and the smell dissipated on its own. From now on I'll think twice before pissing in the street/alleyway when I'm drunk.