I was expecting the other type of cringe for some reason. That was awful.
Oh lord oh jesus no.
Oh fuck me that sounds painful as shit
Blocked in the UK, can someone find a mirror/make a WebM please?
[QUOTE=Shotz;46607263]Blocked in the UK, can someone find a mirror/make a WebM please?[/QUOTE]
Here's a summary for you
[sp]Dude goes to Taiwan, hires prostitute, argues with her for a while and falls asleep drunk on her bed.
Time passes, he goes back to his home country, he starts peeing blood. Thinks he got gonorrhea, so he went to a urologist. Treatment does nothing.
Dude gets his bladder x-ray'd, turns out the pissed off prostitute started shoving hairpins down his urethra while he was sleeping, and his bladder had a ton of them stockpiled in there.[/sp]
Why is a UK show blocked in the UK
my legs have permanently switched sides
[QUOTE=Ganerumo;46607283]Here's a summary for you
[sp]Dude goes to Taiwan, hires prostitute, argues with her for a while and falls asleep drunk on her bed.
Time passes, he goes back to his home country, he starts peeing blood. Thinks he got gonorrhea, so he went to a urologist. Treatment does nothing.
Dude gets his bladder x-ray'd, turns out the pissed off prostitute started shoving hairpins down his urethra while he was sleeping, and his bladder had a ton of them stockpiled in there.[/sp][/QUOTE]
Jesus tap-dancing Christ.
Fuck that's awful. I thought this was going to be the type of cringe video where a tone-deaf neckbeard asks a girl to prom by singing a slipknot song to her
I cringed so hard my face imploded
holy shit that story was awful
Holy fuck I could've done without that
Hire a Thai, misery is nigh.
Oh my God, I never needed to watch this [IMG]http://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/3/7/stonklol.001.gif[/IMG]
I think my Peter went into hiding after hearing that story.
How the hell do you not feel that? Serious question, it's pretty sensitive down there and a hair pin is large enough that it would take some force to get in there.
[QUOTE=Dr.C;46609588]Fuck that's awful. I thought this was going to be the type of cringe video where a tone-deaf neckbeard asks a girl to prom by singing a slipknot song to her[/QUOTE]
please tell me this has never actually happened in this universe
please
well it worked for me
pro tip, people = shit is the best choice
Oh shit guys.
I was like "No way you can shove multiple hairpins down your urethra"
I got curious, tried scientifically falsifying this.
So far I'm at 9 pins and I am starting to get worried.
I can't get them out since I can't see them anymore and my mom is due home any minute now!
She'll need the hairpins to go to her bingoclub in an hour. What do!
Edit://
OH god also the boner wont go away since the hairpins are preventing my schmeckel from going fully flacid again.
[QUOTE=Pr0fane;46612123]Oh shit guys.
I was like "No way you can shove multiple hairpins down your urethra"
I got curious, tried scientifically falsifying this.
So far I'm at 9 pins and I am starting to get worried.
I can't get them out since I can't see them anymore and my mom is due home any minute now!
She'll need the hairpins to go to her bingoclub in an hour. What do![/QUOTE]
Try neodymium magnets.
Yikes! That did make me cringe, but not in the way I've come to expect.
[editline]1st December 2014[/editline]
[QUOTE=Pr0fane;46612123]Oh shit guys.
I was like "No way you can shove multiple hairpins down your urethra"
I got curious, tried scientifically falsifying this.
So far I'm at 9 pins and I am starting to get worried.
I can't get them out since I can't see them anymore and my mom is due home any minute now!
She'll need the hairpins to go to her bingoclub in an hour. What do!
Edit://
OH god also the boner wont go away since the hairpins are preventing my schmeckel from going fully flacid again.[/QUOTE]
Are you related to the guy who stuck his johnson in a vacuum, by chance?
HNNNGNH
My entire lower body just went numb.
[QUOTE=Pr0fane;46612123]Oh shit guys.
I was like "No way you can shove multiple hairpins down your urethra"
I got curious, tried scientifically falsifying this.
So far I'm at 9 pins and I am starting to get worried.
I can't get them out since I can't see them anymore and my mom is due home any minute now!
She'll need the hairpins to go to her bingoclub in an hour. What do!
Edit://
OH god also the boner wont go away since the hairpins are preventing my schmeckel from going fully flacid again.[/QUOTE]
Stick it in a hoover.
[QUOTE=Pr0fane;46612123]Oh shit guys.
I was like "No way you can shove multiple hairpins down your urethra"
I got curious, tried scientifically falsifying this.
So far I'm at 9 pins and I am starting to get worried.
I can't get them out since I can't see them anymore and my mom is due home any minute now!
She'll need the hairpins to go to her bingoclub in an hour. What do!
Edit://
OH god also the boner wont go away since the hairpins are preventing my schmeckel from going fully flacid again.[/QUOTE]
This post makes my penis crawl back and cry
[QUOTE=QuickSnapz;46609237]Why is a UK show blocked in the UK[/QUOTE]
Because Channel 4 have claimed copyright and they want people in the UK to use 4OD
I was joking btw guys
oh my sweet lovely fucking god no
This ruined my
night
day
week
month
year
[B]life.[/B]
[QUOTE=Pr0fane;46615419]I was joking btw guys[/QUOTE]
this kills the joke
UK mirror from the reddit thread:
[url]http://vb.mirror.ninja/0bh3.mp4[/url]
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