• Whats a good a kiss?
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Now theres a reason why I've placed this in GD, just bare with me, someone asked me this question and I was stumped I honestly didn't know the answer so I'm presenting this question to Facepunch What is a good kiss? What would be the definition or example of a good kiss? We know that a bad kiss could be anything from; bad breath, too much saliva, too much tongue anything really, a good kiss can't be just a normal kiss, so what exactly is a good kiss? Is there such a thing?
A good kiss is a Cinco™ kiss
The further you cram your tongue into her mouth, the better the kiss. Bonus points if you make her gag.
The ones that come natural I'd say?
Mutilate their lips
the one that ends in a holy sacrifice to Chym'Xakivaz
Don't know, different people have different preferences probably. Just don't maul her face off.
The ones that are all soft, gooey and sweet. They make your heart flutter, and give you chills. AND ARE FUEL INJECTED, WITH A TURBO CHARGER, 16,0000 HORSEPOWER 'N' SHIT! ROTARY ENGINES! ALSO GUNS.
use as much saliva as you possibly can your goal is for someone to get a rash
Did anyone else read the title in Mario's voice?
[img]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ZcSBBtUS144/TP-uT8u-uzI/AAAAAAAAByE/dDVjRRdjtHw/s1600/Hershey%2527s+Kisses+Chocolate.jpg[/img] Doesn't get any more perfect than that.
The ones that leave you wanting more
One between two people who care about each other. It's really twenty times better.
This gotta be one of the best kiss' out there [IMG]http://data.whicdn.com/images/745940/kiss-Band_large.jpg[/IMG]
[img]http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzwmerWl6L1r6svu1.gif[/img] You do this in her mouth obviously
You stick your tongue down their throat so that they throw up in your mouth
Aim just under the nose and unleash the tentacles.
You kiss for about 3 seconds then puke all over her face, those things get me off. EDIT: btw am gurl
People have said spitting in the other person's mouth is necessary for a successful good kiss
[video=youtube;mlZHMGch1pQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlZHMGch1pQ[/video]
I would say it's different for everyone, everyone has different preferences. For instance, my girlfriend likes it when I rest my hands on the back of her neck, hold her firmly, close my eyes and headbutt her face repeatedly with my tongue out, spraying saliva.
El Beso Negro!
[QUOTE=Petrussen;35190539]The further you cram your tongue into her mouth, the better the kiss. Bonus points if you make her gag.[/QUOTE] Don't forget to ram your teeth into hers. They love that shit.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAt7YbX0T9k[/media]
[QUOTE=squids_eye;35192495]Don't forget to ram your teeth into hers. They love that shit.[/QUOTE] I dated this one chick who bit during every kiss. Not a sensual, love bite, but more like she wrapped her entire mouth over mine, and bit BOTH of my lips when she pulled apart.
When you sneeze and cough in her mouth.
a kiss on the tip of the dick
OP wont admit it but he's really never been kissed and is asking for advice.
kisses? I only role when there's dicks involved
*Ahem* [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2NB2bLZmKY[/media] [editline]18th March 2012[/editline] Just go the opposite of this, in a nutshell: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xp-jZyzQSms[/media]
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