Source: [url]http://www.foxnews.com/health/2014/12/24/man-jolts-back-to-life-minutes-before-cremation/?intcmp=ob_article_footer_text&intcmp=obnetwork[/url]
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Just moments before his resurrection, the seemingly lifeless body of Deepak Singh, 72, was sprawled out on a funeral pyre as grief-stricken relatives mourned their loss, Central European News reports.
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Hot damn, what luck.
Human bodies can be such trolls.
Some people aren't ready to go yet it seems.
From the other source (New York Post)
[quote]“I know I can be a bit of a pain at times,” he joked. “But I hope they wait till I am actually dead before trying to set me on fire again.”[/quote]
Good to see he's not too upset about it :v:
wonder how many people who wouldve came back to life have been cremated or buried cuz of this...
[quote]was sprawled out on a[B] funeral pyre[/B][/quote]
his family really loves him to do that
[editline]31st December 2014[/editline]
daaaym life you scary!
What if you woke up in the oven and nobody could hear your screams
[QUOTE=Grenadiac;46829688]What if you woke up in the oven and nobody could hear your screams[/QUOTE]
Fuck man, imagine thinking hell is real as your last thought :(
what a shit source and article
I want to know why the doctor declared him dead even though he clearly wasn't.
And what medical condition made him appear dead all of a sudden
Well, India, so they probably didn't properly check if he was dead.
[QUOTE=Grenadiac;46829688]What if you woke up in the oven and nobody could hear your screams[/QUOTE]
Most ovens have windows if I recall.
The thought of something like this happening is just plain scary to me. Last thing I'd want to happen to me is to wake up on fucking fire or find myself 6 feet under...
[QUOTE=Grenadiac;46829688]What if you woke up in the oven and nobody could hear your screams[/QUOTE]
Imagine bring the creamator and hearing screams from the furnace.
[editline]31st December 2014[/editline]
In this case though it was a wooden funeral pyre.
[QUOTE=Grenadiac;46829688]What if you woke up in the oven and nobody could hear your screams[/QUOTE]
You would probably die.
[QUOTE=Gordon Frohm;46829726]what a shit source and article
I want to know why the doctor declared him dead even though he clearly wasn't.
And what medical condition made him appear dead all of a sudden[/QUOTE]
i've heard that the standards for medical training can be surprisingly low in certain zones of India
[QUOTE=Gordon Frohm;46829726]what a shit source and article
I want to know why the doctor declared him dead even though he clearly wasn't.
And what medical condition made him appear dead all of a sudden[/QUOTE]
Doctor trained to go entirely off of the heart rate. Heart for whatever reason slows to where pulse is undetectable, but the motor's still running. I've read stories of people ending up in a morgue freezer and waking up only to freeze to death. There was a period where they would install bells or horns leading down to the casket for graves because of the fear of this. Number one horrible fear? Being embalmed alive.
[QUOTE=.FLAP.JACK.DAN.;46829728]Most ovens have windows if I recall.[/QUOTE]
Excellent, at least your family get to feel bad about accidentally char grilling you while they share your final moments, seeing you just mouth awful obscenities that would make a sailor blush.
[QUOTE=Grimhound;46830135]Doctor trained to go entirely off of the heart rate. Heart for whatever reason slows to where pulse is undetectable, but the motor's still running. I've read stories of people ending up in a morgue freezer and waking up only to freeze to death. There was a period where they would install bells or horns leading down to the casket for graves because of the fear of this. Number one horrible fear? Being embalmed alive.[/QUOTE]
You would die in your sleep due to the massive loss of blood
"Hey guys, what's with all the crying and why are you all wearing bla-- oh."
Got ya, scared ya.
[QUOTE=Zoran;46829520][B]Hot[/B] damn, what luck.[/QUOTE]
Not quite.
So how many people immediately shat themselves at the sight of their dead relative crawling out of the funeral pyre?
If he woke up that late then there are probably legitimately people that wake up after they're buried :(
[QUOTE=DiscoBiscut;46831826]If he woke up that late then there are probably legitimately people that wake up after they're buried :([/QUOTE]
That's why they used to tie little bells down to the coffin and up to the tombstone in case someone came back to life and alert the groundskeeper.
[QUOTE=DiscoBiscut;46831826]If he woke up that late then there are probably legitimately people that wake up after they're buried :([/QUOTE]
This is actually a legitimate problem in many countries, it's just sadly if the person wasn't already dead they usually end up dead.
[editline]1st January 2015[/editline]
Plus most security guards don't want to dig up the coffin that is moaning
Makes you wonder how many people get buried alive in countries like that.
Imagine crawling out of there, dissorientated, recently rejuvenated, big ass headache, moans and stumbles because of this.
the reactions!
[QUOTE=Grimhound;46830135]Doctor trained to go entirely off of the heart rate. Heart for whatever reason slows to where pulse is undetectable, but the motor's still running. I've read stories of people ending up in a morgue freezer and waking up only to freeze to death. There was a period where they would install bells or horns leading down to the casket for graves because of the fear of this. Number one horrible fear? Being embalmed alive.[/QUOTE]
You can't be embalmed alive, you die right around the part where they take out all the blood.
In the heat of the moment, he decided "nah, fuck being dead"
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