Romney To Travel Back In Time To Kill Liberal Versions Of Himself

[Glorbo]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bE711qUrJRk[/media]

[Køleskab]

THE LIBYANS! I mean... wow?

[Ryuken]

why is there a glass of chocolate milk suddenly in my hand

[Xieneus]

I love how the Onion puts so much effort into their news casts.

[KingKannon]

[QUOTE=Ryuken;35526750]why is there a glass of chocolate milk suddenly in my hand[/QUOTE]

IT BEGINS

[W00tbeer1]

I feel like everybody is liberal when they're young, but when you grow old you get gradually more conservative as you want to preserve "the good times" of when you were a child.

[Penultimate]

[QUOTE=W00tbeer1;35527471]I feel like everybody is liberal when they're young, but when you grow old you get gradually more conservative as you want to preserve "the good times" of when you were a child.[/QUOTE]

I don't want to get conservative, though! I'm already for raucous sex orgies with aliens. Well, as long as everyone consents and uses protection. Can I be liberal permanently?

[Ronin]

[QUOTE=Xieneus;35527409]I love how the Onion puts so much effort into their news casts.[/QUOTE]

They're what would happen if FOX News and ESPN had a bastard child network.

[doomkiwi]

B-b-but I'm lactose intolerant! Don't make me do this Romney please!

[editline]11th April 2012[/editline]

[QUOTE=BANNED USER;35529325]They're what would happen if FOX News and ESPN had a bastard child network.[/QUOTE]

That would imply they put effort into their reporting... or at least effort into their bullshit.

[person12]

All hail eternal president Mitt

[DesolateGrun]

GOTT MITT UNS