• Zero Punctuation: Fable 3
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[url]http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/2652-Fable-3[/url]
Love that guy.
Great as always.
Love him :love: He's brilliant.
Nvm His thoughts were exactly mine
even when he hates a game I like, he's still fucking awesome.
Ha, I thought I was the only one who made the mistake of saving up money to pay for the good decisions I'd made as king and was unprepared when the game suddenly jumped right to the final battle.
where the fuck is the pc version of this game
[QUOTE=Generic.Monk;27528626]where the fuck is the pc version of this game[/QUOTE] They want us to buy the xbox360 version first
Wow it looks like Fable is pretty much dead huh.
[QUOTE=Generic.Monk;27528626]where the fuck is the pc version of this game[/QUOTE] Erm, they were going to put it out, but.. Last I heard it wasn't going to be out on PC due to it's low ratings that it got, apparently.
[QUOTE=POLOPOZOZO;27528866]Wow it looks like Fable is pretty much dead huh.[/QUOTE] If you've yet to play the 3rd I can heavily suggest pretending it doesn't exist and instead doing full playthroughs of TLC and Fable 2, completing all the sidequests for each because honestly, the third is a steaming pile of horse wank covered in shit.
he hit the nail on the head (as usual)
[QUOTE=Imperfect;27528937]Erm, they were going to put it out, but.. Last I heard it wasn't going to be out on PC due to it's low ratings that it got, apparently.[/QUOTE] At the Microsoft booth at CES you could play it on PC.
I agree with him, Fable isn't all that great.
Fable died after the Lost Chapters
[QUOTE=Someoneuduno;27529370]If you've yet to play the 3rd I can heavily suggest pretending it doesn't exist and instead doing full playthroughs of TLC and Fable 2, completing all the sidequests for each because honestly, the third is a steaming pile of horse wank covered in shit.[/QUOTE] I payed full price for Fable 2 and I think it was a gigantic ripoff with a useless ending with 0 closure.
[QUOTE=POLOPOZOZO;27536402]I payed full price for Fable 2 and I think it was a gigantic ripoff with a useless ending with 0 closure.[/QUOTE] Honestly, if you disliked 2's ending you'll fucking hate fable 3's, I can heavily recommend the DLC for 2 if you don't own it already though, Knothole Island is great and even the addictiveness of the Colosseum in See the Future should be a selling point. The end of Fable 3 lacks a satisfyingly epic cutscene or even boss fight. It's like they purposely trimmed the last part down as well so they could sell it back, because honestly which such a shitty ending sequence they have to make post-ending DLC or I will never buy anything buy Lionhead again.
Fable 2's ending was far worse. At least this time there was an (albeit really fucking easy) boss fight.
Am I the only one that really doesn't enjoy his videos any more? Any twat can grab a mic and talk really fast whilst spewing vulgarities. As a critic, he obviously fails as he actually only plays maybe 25% of the games he reviews, but even as a comedian the shtick is getting stale.
I actually enjoyed Fable 2, and I often feel like I'm the only one that does. But Fable 3 disappointed me in so many ways...
[QUOTE=JesterUK;27546908]Fable 2's ending was far worse. At least this time there was an (albeit really fucking easy) boss fight.[/QUOTE] There was no closure to Fable 3, it was just like, [sp] Oh, you killed the character who you ineveitably thought from the start was going to die unless you were stupid and therefore you beat the enemy, [/sp]wait was that not the fulfilling end sequence you had hoped for? Shame. I loved the Spire ending to be honest, at least the only anti-climax was the "fight" with Lucien, rather than the final cutscene, and the fight.
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