• The Food Thread
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Food- We all eat, so why not make a thread about it? Anyway, this is your one stop thread for all things food. From Tomatoes to Imported Mexican Coke to Babies (if you're an Athiest) to Ramen Noodles. Let's start with something very simple: Pickled Herring. What do you think of Pickled Herring?
[QUOTE=Raneman;23415619]Food- We all eat, so why not make a thread about it? Anyway, this is your one stop thread for all things food. From Tomatoes to Imported Mexican Coke to Babies [B](if you're an Athiest)[/B] to Ramen Noodles. Let's start with something very simple: Pickled Herring. What do you think of Pickled Herring?[/QUOTE] This will end well. Also, pickled herring sounds disgusting.
[QUOTE=OvB;23415644]This will end well. Also, pickled herring sounds disgusting.[/QUOTE] It tastes delicious.
PICKLED HERRING IS AMAZING! (Babies are pretty good too, I heard. Richard Dawkins eats them.)
If you don't eat food you die.
[QUOTE=Goptrop;23415917]If you don't eat food you die.[/QUOTE]Informative. And what kind of SICK animal eats babies?! I eat toddlers. :smug: They're low in fat!
[QUOTE=Raneman;23415619]Coke to Babies (if you're an Athiest) [/QUOTE] Abraham, the prophet and author of god almost burned a child alive just because the voices in his head told him to. :fuckyou: Also, science shows the world is older than 6.000 years, so creationism must be a myth. :fuckyou: Not to mention that if the apocalypse would ever occur, you can't resist the word of god, meaning if you wanna serve your lord, you have to becomme a satanic worshipper. :fuckyou: The bible suggests that Jesus was not only a bisexual, but also a rapist :fuckyou: The church sponsored the nazis and the SS Waffen :fuckyou: Religion is the number one cause to death, and about four hundred times worse than Hitler's death toll :fuckyou: (EDIT: Nevermind, Hitler's deathtoll is included.) I don't eat babies, I protect them from being stoned to death once born out of wedlock. So have a nice day, and may Blixigorb bless you :fuckyou:. [editline]02:52PM[/editline] :toughguy: So... Any other remarks about us?
...back on the note of food, i've been learning how to cook properly lately, it's a massive pain but it's worth it. Here's a simple recipe I made tonight: Clams/Mussels in White Wine Garlic Sauce 1 lb Mussels/Clams 1 clove garlic minced 2 shallots, finely chopped 1/2 cup white wine 2 tbs fresh chopped parsley 3 tbs unsalted butter Melt 2 tbs butter in heavy pot over medium heat, brown garlic and shallots in butter, about 5 minutes. Add mussels/clams, white wine, turn heat up, simmer for 4-6 min for mussels, 5-8 for clams, until all are open. Discard unopened. Take off heat, stir in remaining butter, parsley, serve. Takes 15 min and it tastes amazing. French bread alongside is a plus.
Ugh, I hate clams.... Anyone ever had chicken planks? Imagine normal fried chicken, but with potato chips used to make the skin. One delicious heart attack...
Food is great. I always want food but I can't cook anything good so I just have to eat chips and stuff. So I'm going to take a cooking class this year at school.
Food is for pussies I absorb nutrients from decaying plant matter.
[QUOTE=Vinze;23416124]Abraham, the prophet and author of god almost burned a child alive just because the voices in his head told him to. :fuckyou: Also, science shows the world is older than 6.000 years, so creationism must be a myth. :fuckyou: Not to mention that if the apocalypse would ever occur, you can't resist the word of god, meaning if you wanna serve your lord, you have to becomme a satanic worshipper. :fuckyou: The bible suggests that Jesus was not only a bisexual, but also a rapist :fuckyou: The church sponsored the nazis and the SS Waffen :fuckyou: Religion is the number one cause to death, and about four hundred times worse than Hitler's death toll :fuckyou: (EDIT: Nevermind, Hitler's deathtoll is included.) I don't eat babies, I protect them from being stoned to death once born out of wedlock. So have a nice day, and may Blixigorb bless you :fuckyou:. [editline]02:52PM[/editline] :toughguy: So... Any other remarks about us?[/QUOTE] Got any, you know, proof?
[QUOTE=Biggins;23417586]Food is for pussies I absorb nutrients from decaying plant matter.[/QUOTE] Teach.... Me...
[QUOTE=Biggins;23417586]Food is for pussies I absorb nutrients from decaying plant matter.[/QUOTE] oh look at you Mr. Fun Guy here thinkin he's a big man. EVER HEARD OF PHOTOSYNTHESIS, BUDDY? why don't you suck on that for a while.
[QUOTE=evilweazel;23417701]Got any, you know, proof?[/QUOTE] Yeah, unlike christianity, that sort of thing is required to present an argument.
I didn't know arguments about religion were food. :downs:
[QUOTE=troglydyte;23418101]I didn't know arguments about religion were food. :downs:[/QUOTE] OP started it. But fine, I'll contribute: Tacos are nice, especially during weekends.
lasagna
Just finished making and eating some garlic fried rice. Literally threw both into a pan, frying up the garlic a little first and then adding some steamed rice that was still leftover from lunch. Tasted damned delicious.
[QUOTE=64k1;23418334]Just finished making and eating some garlic fried rice. Literally threw both into a pan, frying up the garlic a little first and then adding some steamed rice that was still leftover from lunch. Tasted damned delicious.[/QUOTE] Yeah, well, think about the people around you for fuck's sake! People who eat garlic are narrcissists. :colbert:
human mmmmmmmmmmm
Picked up some lentil samosas the other day. fucking amazing
[QUOTE=Vinze;23418384]Yeah, well, think about the people around you for fuck's sake! People who eat garlic are narrcissists. :colbert:[/QUOTE] Garlic is the best thing to ever exist it's so delicious. Even raw it's tasty, like onions but more garlicky (and burns more)
[QUOTE=Xen Tricks;23418443]Garlic is the best thing to ever exist it's so delicious. Even raw it's tasty, like onions but more garlicky (and burns more)[/QUOTE] But it smells like utter crap, it stinks up my entire apartment building.
[QUOTE=Vinze;23418511]But it smells like utter crap, it stinks up my entire apartment building.[/QUOTE] The scent of garlic is like a divine wind, you just can't appreciate it
[IMG]http://classyeater.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/qpc_desktop2_1024x768.jpg[/IMG] Quarter motherfucking Pounder with motherfucking Cheese
[QUOTE=Xen Tricks;23418533]The scent of garlic is like a divine wind, you just can't appreciate it[/QUOTE] Yeah, well, when I go inside, I want the damn wind to stay outside, why else would I pay so much for walls?
[QUOTE=Vinze;23418550]Yeah, well, when I go inside, I want the damn wind to stay outside, why else would I pay so much for walls?[/QUOTE] The walls should be garlic scented everything should all things should be made of delicious delicious garlic
A delicious blend of cheese, fries, and gravy called poutine. edit: I felt like contributing something
[QUOTE=Xen Tricks;23418564]The walls should be garlic scented everything should all things should be made of delicious delicious garlic[/QUOTE] Good sir, I love your vision for a perfect world.
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