• Scumbag Romance.
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In town tonight walking along the quays outside the old Virgin mega-store drinking a bottle of water and I saw two young scumbags wearing the face off one an other as I approached. Nothing wrong with that in itself. The bloke was wearing the classic Adidas 3 stripe tracksuit with matching baseball cap at about 45 degrees and the young wan in Nike tracksuit bottoms and matching hoodie. Just as I got to them the bloke stopped kissing her and said in a typical scumbag tone "Do ya wanna get engaged flower". I immediately spat out my water and began pissing myself laughing. Maybe you had to be there but it was pure comical. Then it got even better when the young wan answered " I'm not marrying you, you were riding Jacinta". At that point two Dublin bus drivers presumably on a break standing nearby started pissing themselves also. The scumbag then started on the bus drivers with his "finance" having to try pull him away. All in all it was better than a night at the improve. I love Dublin. I probably should have lurked some more but meh - what's up anyway FP? I'm Ollie.
Welcome to Facepunch?
Type like a normal person please.
[QUOTE=OLLIE!;19218009]The scumbag then started on the bus drivers with his "finance" having to try pull him away.[/QUOTE] He was too poor to beat the guy up? What?
Haha what the fuck.
Haha brilliant.
I'm confused.
Fantastic first post.
Fucking hate chavs get what they deserve in the end anyway ..marrying someone for the shit of it, quitting every job they dont like the boss in then wondering why they're life is so fucked I also hate people who talk like that "ERE LUV..GETSA BREW WUD YA" (english people will understand more) you sir made a first post full of win
Best first post ever mate [editline]10:42PM[/editline] [QUOTE=mini me;19218347]Fucking hate chavs get what they deserve in the end anyway ..marrying someone for the shit of it, quitting ever job they dont like the boss in then wondering why theyre lif is so fucked I also hate people who talk like that "ERE LUV..GETSA BREW WUD YA" (english people will understand more)[/QUOTE] AY SHADDUP BEFORE AH SHANK YA BLUD Yeah dont mess init
OP, you should have waited, became the first '10, and then posted this. You'd be a hero.
I don't get it. Did a random man propose to you? And who the fuck's Jacinta?
Whaat
What the fuck? I was hanging out in Dublin a few hours ago with some 'friends'. I'm basically here on vacation and we had two 10 year old chavs try to act cool but their older friend stopped them luckily, later on we met 2 drunk guys calling us fags for not having any cigarettes. I'm going back home to Sweden tomorrow. If you know a guy named Dave Smith (he's in a band and used to skate) then that's one of my friends here.
[QUOTE=Zeke129;19218414]OP, you should have waited, became the first '10, and then posted this. You'd be a hero.[/QUOTE] That reminds me. Aren't we technically gonna be calling people who join in 2010 money, since we'll be calling them tenners?
[QUOTE=OLLIE!;19218009] I love Dublin. [/QUOTE] Yay, another Dubliner!!! Anywho. It's comical listening to them on the 7(Bus) when they sit at the back and listen to their shitty music while trying to act intelligent!
[QUOTE=smurfy;19218043]He was too poor to beat the guy up? What?[/QUOTE] No, the bus driver still owed the bank money.
[QUOTE=OLLIE!;19218009]In town tonight walking along the quays outside the old Virgin mega-store drinking a bottle of water and I saw two young scumbags wearing the face off one an other as I approached. Nothing wrong with that in itself. The bloke was wearing the classic Adidas 3 stripe tracksuit with matching baseball cap at about 45 degrees and the young wan in Nike tracksuit bottoms and matching hoodie. Just as I got to them the bloke stopped kissing her and said in a typical scumbag tone "Do ya wanna get engaged flower". I immediately spat out my water and began pissing myself laughing. Maybe you had to be there but it was pure comical. Then it got even better when the young wan answered " I'm not marrying you, you were riding Jacinta". At that point two Dublin bus drivers presumably on a break standing nearby started pissing themselves also. The scumbag then started on the bus drivers with his "finance" having to try pull him away. All in all it was better than a night at the improve. I love Dublin. I probably should have lurked some more but meh - what's up anyway FP? I'm Ollie.[/QUOTE] Good first post. I can tell you did your research.
I don't get it
Ha, normally "hello FP" threads are shit, I can tell you are highly intelligent.
My city's version of chavs is muzzas. [quote] A muzza is a young male, usually of southern European decent (even though they've never been there), that are born and raised Melbournians. Living in middle-class western and northern suburbs they are depicted by their cars.. Usually canary yellow VL turbos (often built by the Rajabs), VN 5 litre's, VQ Statesmans or the R33 Skyline.. Baseball caps are constantly worn alongside hair product, but to make sure they dont wreck their hair the caps sit on top of their hair (and away from the fringe). Bum-bags are a must to hold all your mobile phones (one for the bros, and one for the hoes), and also some change to spend at maccas. They walk like they're trying to immitate a scarecrow, or like they're holding a bucket of water in each hand (with a subtle swaying motion) This is often a result of going to the gym once or twice and thinking your lats are so huge you cant put your arms straight down your side. As soon as there's any drizzle outside muzzas call all their bros and go do some demos in your cars.. ripping it up in the wet is considered "free demos" because it doesnt bald your tires as much. Muzzas are often highschool dropouts currently doing apprentiships, with every cent they earn going towards their cars (mostly on tires and petrol), and they end up wondering why all their bros who went to uni end up driving mercs and picking up chicks while they stick to their teeny bopper marias (which are the 13-16yr old female equivalent of a muzza) who are the only chicks who go for these guys. Common hangouts are Bell St maccas, or any other Hungry Jacks 24hour store carpark, but the most common place (which is guarenteed to give you some pure muzzas) has got to be Chapel Street on Friday and Saturday nights. Doing constant and repetitious laps of this popular shopping strip is a must, and ensures many hours of sitting in traffic at 3am on a Saturday morning.[/quote]
My name is also Ollie. It's the best name.
Well, I suppose this could be the facepunch way of introducing yourself.
I wish I didn't think Dublin when you said scumbags.. But oh well Dublin will be Dublin
[QUOTE=orbitrek;19219213]I wish I didn't think Dublin when you said scumbags.. But oh well Dublin will be Dublin[/QUOTE] It has it's good and bad times. I find Temple Bar to be the nicer of places!
chavs are dickheads thank god theres hardly any in the isle of man, boyracers mind but meh they aernt bad. also i do the best chav accent ever.
Chavs seem to like me for some reason, when I walk around the school they'll just call my name and tell me to come over. I end up sitting in a group of burbary clad smokers looking completely out of place yet all the same making them laugh. "Oy you're dat funny lad Scot wos talkin bout aint ya? Git ova ere." It's hilarious and they protect me from other chavs at the same time so it's all good.
[QUOTE=NinjaPanda;19219532]Chavs seem to like me for some reason, when I walk around the school they'll just call my name and tell me to come over. I end up sitting in a group of burbary clad smokers looking completely out of place yet all the same making them laugh. "Oy you're dat funny lad Scot wos talkin bout aint ya? Git ova ere." It's hilarious and they protect me from other chavs at the same time so it's all good.[/QUOTE] You sure they're not gays?
I have way to many Lads at my school, really, they all seem to converse with me normally when from their friends, Guess Chav-ness is peer-pressure oriented. :buddy: "Wanna' knock ya' teef' out rock amptin'?" "You were riding Jacinta." Oh. My. Lord. I came buckets.
great entrance
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