Greasy Asian dad with no lips and his illegal wife and children try to sell you his PC Anti Virus
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Ok where's Tim and Eric at?
[media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P53AF0atNI8&t=0s[/media]
[url=https://blog.malwarebytes.com/puppum/2016/12/why-malwarebytes-detects-pc-pitstop-as-potentially-unwanted/]Why Malwarebytes detects PC Pitstop as Potentially Unwanted[/url]
what's with bad anti virus ads being a thing now?
[media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpPGTAj3dSw[/media]
[media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPVB5rB63Vw[/media]
[video=youtube;XFn5TQY8djo]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFn5TQY8djo[/video]
The whole 'made in America' by a work-at-home dad schitck is the only thing he has for PC matic. It's no wonder it would be THIS bad.
I trust a team of some faceless Russians/Polish/Japs/Whatever working on my AV far more than this
[editline]12th September 2017[/editline]
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[url=https://blog.malwarebytes.com/puppum/2016/12/why-malwarebytes-detects-pc-pitstop-as-potentially-unwanted/]Why Malwarebytes detects PC Pitstop as Potentially Unwanted[/url][/QUOTE]
Personally I pay for Malbytes because it doesn't [I]ruin [/I]my computer.
if you can figure out how to install a virus on an up to date desktop computer in 2017 all hope is lost on you, no amount of extra software can save yourself.
Are his lips chapped so much that they're turning into a butthole?
I'm glad he could get his kids back after paying that $8,500 ransom.
I mean this is obviously just basically malware that you pay money for but I decided to actually humor this and take a little dive doing some research. In many of the ads this guy has made he keeps citing passing the AV Comparitives and Virus Bulletin RAP Tests.
The people who run these two particular tests have it on public record that this program did not actually pass but instead failed miserably. It "passed" in the sense that it flagged 90% of the test files as dangerous. Of course you can ace detections when it quarantines and deletes everything you scan with it.
What I find to be the funniest thing here is in one of these he mentions being on the Inc 5000 not one, but two years in a row. The Inc 5000 is to small companies as JD Power and Associates is to cars. Nobody knows what it actually is. I looked it up. It's basically just a rank system for startups I guess? This guy's company was ranked in like the bottom most percentile for business growth (and business growth is what the Inc 5000 ranks). I wonder why that is.
I noticed in all of his ads he mentions being on the lookout for software developers and malware researchers. Probably because he has no idea what the fuck he's doing. I have a theory that this guy pitched some new age ideas to some progressive venture capitalists and now this guy has to make something somewhat resembling what he pitched. Like I'm imagining he pitched some vague Kickstarter like product to them hoping to get a lot of money but didn't think he'd actually have to make a product to keep it and not go to prison.
[QUOTE=c:;52676506]I'm glad he could get his kids back after paying that $8,500 ransom.[/QUOTE]
i'm still curious where he bought his wife.
Can we talk about how hot his wife is compared to him? Guy's punching well above his weight
the funny thing about the idea of blocking 100% of everything is that you end up unblocking everything you use regardless effectively turning it into a worthless chore
[editline]13th September 2017[/editline]
you could say "What about script block" but you're still [I]seeing[/I] the website itself and its secluded to just browser shite
[editline]13th September 2017[/editline]
[URL="https://www.amazon.com/PC-Pitstop-Matic-Download-5-User/dp/B004KPKSRQ/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1505284121&sr=8-1&keywords=pc+matic#customerReviews"]3,488 customer reviews[/URL] 5 stars
holy fuck no
WHAT
[B]WHAT[/B]
[QUOTE=J!NX;52676642]the funny thing about the idea of blocking 100% of everything is that you end up unblocking everything you use regardless effectively turning it into a worthless chore
[editline]13th September 2017[/editline]
you could say "What about script block" but you're still [I]seeing[/I] the website itself and its secluded to just browser shite
[editline]13th September 2017[/editline]
[URL="https://www.amazon.com/PC-Pitstop-Matic-Download-5-User/dp/B004KPKSRQ/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1505284121&sr=8-1&keywords=pc+matic#customerReviews"]3,488 customer reviews[/URL] 5 stars
holy fuck no
WHAT
[B]WHAT[/B][/QUOTE]
You expect people stupid enough to buy it to actually know what an anti-virus is meant to do?
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WHAT
[B]WHAT[/B][/QUOTE]
For what it is worth, only 233 are verified purchases...
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jesus why does his family look like robots
[editline]13th September 2017[/editline]
and all the goddamn video animations
he's so weird-looking
[QUOTE=J!NX;52676642]the funny thing about the idea of blocking 100% of everything is that you end up unblocking everything you use regardless effectively turning it into a worthless chore
[editline]13th September 2017[/editline]
you could say "What about script block" but you're still [I]seeing[/I] the website itself and its secluded to just browser shite
[editline]13th September 2017[/editline]
[URL="https://www.amazon.com/PC-Pitstop-Matic-Download-5-User/dp/B004KPKSRQ/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1505284121&sr=8-1&keywords=pc+matic#customerReviews"]3,488 customer reviews[/URL] 5 stars
holy fuck no
WHAT
[B]WHAT[/B][/QUOTE]
These reviews are most likely fake and are paid shills.
[QUOTE=B!N4RY;52676874]These reviews are most likely fake and are paid shills.[/QUOTE]
I mean if I was paid a few thousand dollars I wouldn't decline
i'm just saying that though, I could be getting paid a few thousand dollars
I don't MEAN anything by this but yoouuuu knnnnowwww
[QUOTE=Aide;52676185][media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P53AF0atNI8&t=0s[/media]
[url=https://blog.malwarebytes.com/puppum/2016/12/why-malwarebytes-detects-pc-pitstop-as-potentially-unwanted/]Why Malwarebytes detects PC Pitstop as Potentially Unwanted[/url][/QUOTE]
I just read the article and they are not detecting pitstop as PuP anymore since they changed their program. Its still shady as fuck tho
[QUOTE=J!NX;52676642]the funny thing about the idea of blocking 100% of everything is that you end up unblocking everything you use regardless effectively turning it into a worthless chore
[editline]13th September 2017[/editline]
you could say "What about script block" but you're still [I]seeing[/I] the website itself and its secluded to just browser shite
[editline]13th September 2017[/editline]
[URL="https://www.amazon.com/PC-Pitstop-Matic-Download-5-User/dp/B004KPKSRQ/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1505284121&sr=8-1&keywords=pc+matic#customerReviews"]3,488 customer reviews[/URL] 5 stars
holy fuck no
WHAT
[B]WHAT[/B][/QUOTE]
[url]http://fakespot.com/product/pc-matic-5-pcs-download[/url]
Bots.
[QUOTE=Eric95;52676873]he's so weird-looking[/QUOTE]
he looks like an orangutan thats why
[QUOTE=Pingu1;52678482]I like how they made and ad for their virus that says they shouldn't buy it so people would buy it.
[video=youtube;29Y6XXnhOGA]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29Y6XXnhOGA[/video]
Isn't that the guys wife also in this video?
And of course, the Russian guy is called ''Ivan Petrov''.[/QUOTE]
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