• We'll bang, OK? Woman arrested after calling 911 for sex
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[img]http://napwa.org.au/files/images/menadue_1.jpg[/img] [img]http://bossip.files.wordpress.com/2014/02/woman-calls-911-for-sex.jpg[/img] [I]She grabbed a responding officer's arm and rubbed his chest, police said.[/I] [quote=Sex police] A southwest Florida woman is accused of calling 911 twice while drunk to look for sex. Police say Maria Montanez-Colon of Punta Gorda called police and said, "There's no emergency; I need to ask you a question." [B]Colon, 58, asked a question about a Corvette.[/B] Police responded to her home at 5601 Almar Drive last Wednesday, Feb. 21, and said it was clear that she had been drinking. "I'm assuming the alcohol [B]forced her to or coerced her to call 911[/B] and ask her questions," Lt. Joe King of the Punta Gorda Police Depertment said. Her questions became more inappropriate, police say, and she indicated she wanted to have sex with the responding officer. She grabbed his arm and rubbed his chest, police said. "She got away from the questions and tried to get a little personal with our officer on which you know he had no part of," King said. Police left her with a warning for calling without an emergency, but Colon made another call to 911. Police came to her house a second time that same night. When police arrived, [B]she said she was upset she was turned down the first time.[/B] She even allegedly admitted to police she knew she shouldn't call 911 that second time but said she had no other way to get that officer back to her house. She was handcuffed and taken to the Charlotte County Jail. Montanez-Colon faces a charge of misuse of 911, online jail records show. It wasn't immediately known whether she has an attorney. "It's disturbing, it's a little scary, it's using police resources unnecessarily," King said. [/quote] [url]http://www.nbcmiami.com/news/weird/911-Punta-Gorda-Maria-Montenez-Colon-sex-247412461.html[/url] Alcohol obviously "forced" her. You can't trust commie 'alcohol 'without leaving you pantsless in a field with a peculiar feeling up your bum. Or maybe it was the corvette question. "Is that a cold air-intake in your pants or are you just happy to see me?"
Reminded me of. [video=youtube;8ddp8TB2RzI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ddp8TB2RzI[/video]
[QUOTE=Kite_shugo;44079797] "Is that a cold air-intake in your pants or are you just happy to see me?"[/QUOTE] "I'll add some forced induction to your intake manifold"
This probably rewrites the laws of desperation to get some no matter which sex it is.
[QUOTE=S31-Syntax;44079834]"I'll add some forced induction to your intake manifold"[/QUOTE] "We ended up having a tiebreaker in her quarters. I had reach, but she had flexibility. More than one way to blow off steam, I guess."
[QUOTE=Kite_shugo;44079853]"We ended up having a tiebreaker in her quarters. I had reach, but she had flexibility. More than one way to blow off steam, I guess."[/QUOTE] "I did some calibrations and then rammed a ro-" no you knwo what nope I'm done. :v:
Reminded me of [video=youtube;CpeRk1YFn8s]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpeRk1YFn8s[/video]
[QUOTE=PatrickT;44079954]Reminded me of [video=youtube;CpeRk1YFn8s]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpeRk1YFn8s[/video][/QUOTE] Ah yes, the reapers. I felt the essence of that line from the video from the news article
[quote] Lt. Joe King[/quote] I wouldn't be able to take someone with that name seriously :v:
[QUOTE=S31-Syntax;44079912]"I did some calibrations and then rammed a ro-" no you knwo what nope I'm done. :v:[/QUOTE] Sounds like [I]SOMEONE[/I] threw a piston.
[QUOTE=DeadCow;44080037]I wouldn't be able to take someone with that name seriously :v:[/QUOTE] When I visited Hong Kong once, I had the pleasant surprise of observing a doctor's signboard. It read: "Dr. Dick Wang, M.D. (Paed.)" the good doctor would have saved himself a lot of embarrassment by just using his full first name, Richard. As it was, I found it very difficult to not laugh my guts out then and there on the street.
[QUOTE=DeadCow;44080037]I wouldn't be able to take someone with that name seriously :v:[/QUOTE] [I]I killed a man.[/I] Are you joking? [I]Yes.[/I]
[QUOTE=lonefirewarrior;44080224][I]I killed a man.[/I] Are you joking? [I]Yes.[/I][/QUOTE] You're under arrest for attempting to be an officer of the law. I am the law. I'm Lt Joe King. but you're still going to jail.
Sounds like she's full of shit
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