Man just can't stop pissing on oblivious UF students - Polidicks

1 possible suspect [thumb]http://www.soulcuts.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/rkelly-in-mask1.jpg[/thumb] [quote=....yeah it's more florida] Police are looking for a man they say has urinated repeatedly on people as they stood at locations near the University of Florida campus. The victims told the Gainesville Police Department they were standing [B]with their backs turned to the man when they suddenly felt themselves being urinated upon[/B], according to a GPD report. The incidents occurred on Feb. 22 after 3 a.m., Feb. 26 around noon and Saturday after 3:30 a.m. The incidents took place between the 100 and 200 block of Northwest 17th Street and the 900 block of West University Avenue across from the UF campus, GPD said. When the [B]victims confronted the suspect, he exposed himself and then ran off.[/B] The suspect is described as a black man, approximately 25-30 years old, 6 feet tall, medium to chunky build, short curly hair and dark complexion. He was last seen wearing a gray or dark hoodie and baggy jeans. Police said they will be increasing patrols in the area in an attempt to locate the suspect.[/quote] [url]http://www.gainesville.com/article/20140305/ARTICLES/140309792/1182?Title=Man-urinated-on-strangers-near-UF-campus-GPD-says[/url] We've gotta stop this serial pisser before it's too late. I'm also concerned because my sister goes to UF. Don't need her getting pissed upon [editline]d[/editline] [I] March 17th[/I] [B][I]NEWS ON THIS CASE OF THE MAN WHO JUST CAN'T STOP PISSING ON UF STUDENTS[/I][/B] [I]There is now a sketch of the criminal - It still may or may not be the man pictured in the OP[/I] [img]http://www.news4jax.com/image/view/-/25021544/highRes/1/-/maxh/360/maxw/640/-/d2btl8/-/Urinator-sketch.jpg[/img] you tell me. [quote=florida] GAINESVILLE, Fla. -The Gainesville Police Department has released a composite drawing of the man suspected of urinating on women. In late February and early March, four incidents were reported of a man who was approaching women from behind and urinating on them. Since the media coverage of those reports, [B]at least three more victims have come forward to report the same crime, according to police.[/B] One of the victims was able to give enough information to help police create a sketch of the urinator. The urinating bandit is described as a black man between the ages of 25 and 30, about 6 feet tall with a medium to chunky build. During the last urination situation, the man was wearing a dark hoodie sweatshirt and baggy jeans. Originally three cases were reported, then more women started coming forward after hearing other victims' stories. Police said they now have six victims who were urinated on by the man. Anyone with information about the incidents or who may know the man's identity is asked to call the Gainesville Police Department at 352-955-1818. Those who wish to remain anonymous can call Crime Stoppers at 352-372-STOP (7867).[/quote] [url]http://www.news4jax.com/news/sketch-of-gainesville-urinator-released/25019812[/url] the fiend has struck again

Glad I decided to go to FIU instead.

It's shit like this that pisses me off.

[QUOTE=Swiket;44149360]Glad I decided to go to FIU instead.[/QUOTE] Watch out for the serial shitter.

Come on down to USF, where there isn't pissing or shitting on anyone, but you may or may not get robbed.

Black Zorro

[QUOTE=Kite_shugo;44149595]Watch out for the serial shitter.[/QUOTE] Made me think of this Remi Gaillard video with the pidgeon.

Maybe he played too much Postal 2?

[QUOTE=Doom64hunter;44150317]Maybe he played too much Postal 2?[/QUOTE] Shit.. he got tired of pissing on the picture of postals ass after the update and wanted to take it to the next level.

holy fuck it's like a reincarnation of R Kelly but new and improved to college campuses!

[QUOTE=confinedUser;44150723]holy fuck it's like a reincarnation of R Kelly but new and improved to college campuses![/QUOTE] Random as fuck but I miss your old avatar with the spinning ying yang symbols. You kept that avatar for so long

[QUOTE=Kite_shugo;44150745]Random as fuck but I miss your old avatar with the spinning ying yang symbols. You kept that avatar for so long[/QUOTE] I can't seem to find a new fitting one considering I can't get my avatar to move. (this current one is trippy as fuck but it can't seem to actually animate when uploaded)

its probably a fetish thing

[QUOTE=GastricTank;44150887]its probably a fetish thing[/QUOTE] Yo, I think Elecbullet might know more about this shenanigans if that's the case.

[QUOTE=Kite_shugo;44149595]Watch out for the serial shitter.[/QUOTE] thats at yale though, the poopatrator who shits in washing machines

[QUOTE=Hunterdnrc;44149720]Come on down to USF, where there isn't pissing or shitting on anyone, but you may or may not get robbed.[/QUOTE] Don't forget raped

R kelly is back.

I came in here thinking it was the same guy who's neighbors couldn't get him to stop fucking his dog

So these victims are like, literally taking the piss?

[QUOTE=DesolateGrun;44152601]thats at yale though, the poopatrator who shits in washing machines[/QUOTE] 'The poopetrator' has to be one of the most hilarious criminal titles I have ever heard. Godspeed, soldier.

I once peed at a friends leg because he put pure vodka in my beer bong and i didnt notice it. He didnt notice the pee either lol

[QUOTE=Prollgurke;44157510]I once peed at a friends leg because he put pure vodka in my beer bong and i didnt notice it. He didnt notice the pee either lol[/QUOTE] this is fucking hilarious but anyways bumping this for [B][I]NEWS ON THIS CASE OF THE MAN WHO JUST CAN'T STOP PISSING ON UF STUDENTS[/I][/B] [I]There is now a sketch of the criminal - It still may or may not be the man pictured in the OP[/I] [img]http://www.news4jax.com/image/view/-/25021544/highRes/1/-/maxh/360/maxw/640/-/d2btl8/-/Urinator-sketch.jpg[/img] you tell me. [quote=florida] GAINESVILLE, Fla. -The Gainesville Police Department has released a composite drawing of the man suspected of urinating on women. In late February and early March, four incidents were reported of a man who was approaching women from behind and urinating on them. Since the media coverage of those reports, [B]at least three more victims have come forward to report the same crime, according to police.[/B] One of the victims was able to give enough information to help police create a sketch of the urinator. The urinating bandit is described as a black man between the ages of 25 and 30, about 6 feet tall with a medium to chunky build. During the last urination situation, the man was wearing a dark hoodie sweatshirt and baggy jeans. Originally three cases were reported, then more women started coming forward after hearing other victims' stories. Police said they now have six victims who were urinated on by the man. Anyone with information about the incidents or who may know the man's identity is asked to call the Gainesville Police Department at 352-955-1818. Those who wish to remain anonymous can call Crime Stoppers at 352-372-STOP (7867).[/quote] [url]http://www.news4jax.com/news/sketch-of-gainesville-urinator-released/25019812[/url] the fiend has struck again

[QUOTE=Kite_shugo;44282762] [img]http://www.news4jax.com/image/view/-/25021544/highRes/1/-/maxh/360/maxw/640/-/d2btl8/-/Urinator-sketch.jpg[/img] [/QUOTE] Is this a sketch, or a piece of cardboard with cut and pasted facial features

[QUOTE=Mr. Zombie;44282847]Is this a sketch, or a piece of cardboard with cut and pasted facial features[/QUOTE] Yes. That is how they do some police do their sketches now, it combines facial features into a single image on a computer, and that is what the result can look like. oh god, looking up police sketch actually has this article at the top and that as the image. [url]http://www.chron.com/news/strange-weird/article/Police-sketch-shows-suspect-looks-as-strange-as-5328109.php?cmpid=hpts[/url]