Man attacking garden furniture with a knife, in a neighborhood in Norway

[Arnold]

[QUOTE][B]- We received several reports that a man had gone on the attack on the garden
furniture in a housing development in Larvik, and that he had a large knife in his
hand, said operations manager Anne Meyer at Vestfold Police.[/B]
[URL="http://translate.google.com/translate?sl=no&tl=en&js=n&prev=_t&hl=no&ie=UTF-8&layout=2&eotf=1&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.dagbladet.no%2F2012%2F04%2F22%2Fnyheter%2Finnenriks%2Fknivdrama%2F21244300%2F"][B](Google Translate, because I'm lazy)[/B][/URL][/QUOTE]

[Frostypunch]

Poor furniture

someone's gotta stop this mad man before more furniture loses their cushioning!

[Codemaster85]

That man deserves lethal injection

[Pierrewithahat]

Jesus Christ Norway, just chill the fuck out man!

[Frostypunch]

[QUOTE=Pierrewithahat;35671675]Jesus Christ Norway, just chill the fuck out man![/QUOTE]

Furniture are losing their cushioning and you want them to chill?

[Ray-The-Sun]

Clearly, this was self defense!

[Clarke]

Did they come out with some furniture mobs in WoW?

[Midas22]

This guy makes Breivik look like an amateur

[mac338]

Obviously this white man is a racist attacking colored furniture. I say give him life for hate crime.

[666]

what's the exact amount of victims?

[Cyclocius]

He's fallen through the deck-chair one too many times.

[Murkat]

Oh my goodness

Did any furniture die?

[znk666]

Breivik's crime is nothing compared to this monstrosity!

[Brainmaster]

Oh god! My aunt lives in Larvik! She has this mighty fine table, I hope it's alright..!

[smurfy]

He is also believed to have set off a stink bomb in central Oslo and 8 people are reported to have had to hold their breath while walking past

Someone stop this monster

[Frostypunch]

Bitch be crazy cutting up couches and shit

even east side doesn't fuck with our furniture and we don't either

[D_M_]

Give him the chair.

[orcywoo6]

What is it about europe that makes them have loads of female police?

All the ones over here are either guys or absolute butch hambeasts...

[Groat]

He probably did it to stop smelly cheap foreign furniture coming in and ruining the market by being smelly, cheap and foreign.

[Madman_Andre]

Attacking lawn furniture?

[I][B]CRUCIFY HIM...[/B][/I]

[Fulsy]

[img]http://markuspuustinen.com/blog/uploads/2010/05/plastic_garden_chair1.jpg[/img]

4/22/12

Never forget.

[RaptorBlackz]

I can imagine him going on a mass gnome slaughter.

[samframpton]

He was obviously influenced by video games.

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axuufVf3Quo[/media]

I mean look at all the scenery being slaughtered! It's no wonder people have outbursts like this.

[Liem]

This man is a fucking monster, a MONSTER I TELL YOU

[Ninja Duck]

Give him a punishment three times that of Breiviks!!

[Coffee]

Remember guys! He'll get 21 years, then they'll give him another 21 years after that!

[Griff]

[QUOTE=Fulsam;35673117]NSFW
4/22/12

Never forget.[/QUOTE]

Jesus Link that shit. That's so NSFW.

[KevBeans]

[QUOTE=Coffee;35673899]Remember guys! He'll get 21 years, then they'll give him another 21 years after that![/QUOTE]

You know... it's funny your avatar is the PERFECT image for this guy.
"Step back! I gotta practice mah stabbing!"

[video=youtube;uw8jsQfhXeA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=uw8jsQfhXeA[/video]

Edit:
Does Norway import foreign furniture? I believe this man is a fanatical ultranationalist follower of IKEA, who are plotting to destroy all foreign furniture and seed their own.

[ZombieDawgs]

Reports are coming in he used video games to train for the attack and also said he'd do it again.

[SilverDragon619]

And I would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for those meddling kids!