Bears in beer-fuelled Norway cabin break in, drinking 100 cans of beer - Polidicks

[quote]"They had a hell of a party in there," cabin owner Even Borthen Nilsen told NRK. "The cabin has the stench of a right old piss up, trash, and bears." The bear, and three cubs, are reported to have forced their way into the cabin by ripping a wall off. "The entire cabin was destroyed," Nilsen told the local Finnmarken.no daily. Nilsen told of how his mother and grandmother were the first to discover the carnage left by the beer-thirsty bears, when they arrived at the cabin in Jarfjord in Finnmarken only to find the place turned over. "The beds and all kitchen appliances, stove, oven and cupboards and shelves were all smashed to pieces," he said. And furthermore the bears had finished off all the food and drink in the house - including all the marshmallows, chocolate spread, honey and over 100 cans of beer. Nilsen explained that excrement on the outside of the cabin left him in no doubt that it was a family of bears which had taken over his cabin for night of feasting and drunken revelry. "You can see footprints on the windows," he said. Borthen Nilsen expressed concern that the bears may return to scene of their crime at some point in the future. "The mother has taken her young there, thus there is no guarantee that it won't happen to other cabins, or to our hut again," he said.[/quote] [url]http://www.thelocal.no/page/view/bears-break-in-to-norway-cabin-drink-beer[/url]

I'd kill for a video of that.

That one was too warm, that one was too cold, these 98 are juuuuuuussssttt right.

Lucky no one was in it.

*leans back* ah time 2 crack open a nice can of bear

What's with bears doing mad shit all of a sudden?

[QUOTE=- Livewire -;37168654]What's with bears doing mad shit all of a sudden?[/QUOTE] This seems to me like a typical bear thing to do.

[QUOTE=Cheesemonkey;37168625]*leans back* ah time 2 crack open a nice can of bear[/QUOTE] -50,000/10

There's bears of bear related threads right now.

Id drop on by and have a few with them. Then I'd run like all hell cause I'd remember AWW FUCK! ITS BEARS! Still, funny story regardless. :D

Alright, you people are just intentionally searching for bear stories to screw with me now, right?

This, and then this: [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1204425[/url] THE BEARS HAVE STARTED THEIR REVOLUTION. [img]http://www.animateit.net/data/media/353/ehlxld.gif[/img] [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Image macro" - Orkel))[/highlight]

fucking teenage bears.

[QUOTE=usaokay;37169073][img]http://newsimg.ngfiles.com/170000/170723_I_just_cracked_open_a_bear.jpg[/img] your post is for casuals[/QUOTE] You forgot the critically aclaimed sequel. [img]http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l0vp1qFtuW1qzvkfwo1_500.png[/img]

[QUOTE=usaokay;37169377]Sorry, bro.[/QUOTE] Yur mah bro, bro.

How many beers will a bear drink if bears could drink beer? Fucking lots.

[QUOTE=danelo;37168752]This seems to me like a typical bear thing to do.[/QUOTE] yeah, drinking session friday night

They could have shotgunned so many with those big old bear claws.

[QUOTE=usaokay;37169073][img]http://newsimg.ngfiles.com/170000/170723_I_just_cracked_open_a_bear.jpg[/img] your post is for casuals[/QUOTE] haha epic dude

That's some bear amounts of beer.

Can't you stop making puns about this beastly event?

Yeah, it's un[I]bear[/I]able.

YOU ALL SUCK

[img]http://images.wikia.com/wikiality/images/6/6f/ThreatDown1Bears05-12-2008.jpg[/img] We didn't listen. . .for years, he tried to warn us, and we didn't listen. . .

[IMG]http://beerandgroping.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/beerbear.jpg[/IMG]

Wait, who would have 100 cans of beer in their cabin?

I have to wonder if the bears got drunk from all that beer.

Welp, guess a motha bear's gotta do what she's gotta do to feed her kids, though beer ain't exactly food for the kids OR for winter fat-uppin', especially since it's summer in this hemisphere and there's essentially no night in Scandinavia during the summer months; well, it was like that in Iceland at least.

[quote]"The beds and all kitchen appliances, stove, oven and cupboards and shelves were all smashed to pieces," he said. And furthermore the bears had finished off all the food and drink in the house - including all the marshmallows, chocolate spread, honey and over 100 cans of beer. Nilsen explained that excrement on the outside of the cabin left him in no doubt that it was a family of bears which had taken over his cabin for night of feasting and drunken revelry. [/quote] well we know one thing for certain now, bears are more well behaved than humans when drunk.