Is not taking the half a second to put down a seat a giant problem with women? I've never had such a problem putting the seat up when i need to piss, even when i could have pissed myself. Why would a woman have a problem putting it down?
[QUOTE=megafat;51383246]Is not taking the half a second to put down a seat a giant problem with women? I've never had such a problem putting the seat up when i need to piss, even when i could have pissed myself. Why would a woman have a problem putting it down?[/QUOTE]
I never put the seat up when I piss
is that a thing you are supposed to do?
[QUOTE=NixNax123;51383268]I never put the seat up when I piss
is that a thing you are supposed to do?[/QUOTE]
It's so you don't piss on the lid but if you can aim and keep your initial burst under control you can keep it in
[QUOTE=NixNax123;51383268]I never put the seat up when I piss
is that a thing you are supposed to do?[/QUOTE]
Generally i don't like getting piss on the seat, so i lift it.
[QUOTE=megafat;51383246]Is not taking the half a second to put down a seat a giant problem with women? I've never had such a problem putting the seat up when i need to piss, even when i could have pissed myself. Why would a woman have a problem putting it down?[/QUOTE]
If you forget to put it up you piss on the seat a little, if you forget to put it down you fall into the water ass first
[QUOTE=plunger435;51383327]If you forget to put it up you piss on the seat a little, if you forget to put it down you fall into the water ass first[/QUOTE]
We've had the technology of a lid on the toilet for a while now. It shouldn't be too confusing.
If you don't check that the seat is down and there's enough paper available before you commit to a toilet trip then you deserve to fall in and get a sticky, pissed-up ass
It's automatic for me to put the seat back down and flush. Only time I'll leave the seat up is if I found it that way.
growing up with brothers has taught me boys have no fucking idea how to use a toilet. They piss fucking everywhere.
[QUOTE=Pen Straw;51383650]growing up with brothers has taught me boys have no fucking idea how to use a toilet. They piss fucking everywhere.[/QUOTE]
Sometimes it ends up on the ceiling, what can we say.
I just sit down because i'm lazy
[QUOTE=Mining Bill;51383763]I just sit down because i'm lazy[/QUOTE]
honestly same because I don't feel like standing up sometimes
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"Too lazy to put the seat down"
Bitch not only are you too lazy to put the seat down [i]yourself,[/i] you're too lazy to even [i]check[/i] and see if it's down, which is why you fall in like an idiot.
Who ever uses the toilet at night without turning the lights on? My bulbs are bright as fuck LEDs and I get adjusted to them at night in like 1 second
[QUOTE=megafat;51383246]Is not taking the half a second to put down a seat a giant problem with women? I've never had such a problem putting the seat up when i need to piss, even when i could have pissed myself. Why would a woman have a problem putting it down?[/QUOTE]
Too strong and independent to do it themselves.
I always sit down on my own toilet anyways because I don't want to clean up my own piss sprinkles.
I will never understand the logic behind telling someone to put the toilet seat down.
sometimes when i piss standing and it gets on the seat i clean it off with toilet paper without stopping
it's like juggling, a game of true dextarity
I don't understand people who manage to fall in. Like, do you steer into the bathroom ass first never looking in front or what?
hold on, i'm doing the math here
how could you [I]possibly[/I] not even glance at the very least ONCE at the toilet and it's lid before sitting on it
in a toilet room, you'd be opening the door and be immediately facing the toilet, allowing you to assess the situation before turning and closing the door
as well, in a bathroom, you'd be looking at where the toilet is before walking to it
this whole deal seems extremely weird: what kind of sensible human being would just walk backwards without even looking at the toilet, and therefore the lid, before sitting down to take a fat shit ?
i can safely conclude, as an expert in the subject, that those persons have no survival instinct and would probably die in under a day if they got lost in the woods
[QUOTE=Snickerdoodle;51383822]honestly same because I don't feel like standing up sometimes[/QUOTE]
But then you risk getting the dreaded Witch's Kiss.
I don't trust people to piss inside the toilet anymore, so I just slav squat my way to relief. Its less stressful.
[QUOTE=CompanionMube;51387304]hold on, i'm doing the math here[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=CompanionMube;51387304][i]math[/i][/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=CompanionMube;51387304]hold on, i'm doing the math here
how could you [I]possibly[/I] not even glance at the very least ONCE at the toilet and it's lid before sitting on it
in a toilet room, you'd be opening the door and be immediately facing the toilet, allowing you to assess the situation before turning and closing the door
as well, in a bathroom, you'd be looking at where the toilet is before walking to it
this whole deal seems extremely weird: what kind of sensible human being would just walk backwards without even looking at the toilet, and therefore the lid, before sitting down to take a fat shit ?
i can safely conclude, as an expert in the subject, that those persons have no survival instinct and would probably die in under a day if they got lost in the woods[/QUOTE]
i like pretending im blind and trying to piss in the dark
once i did this while drunk and ended up pissing in the kitchen
[QUOTE=GentlemanLexi;51391152]i like pretending im blind and trying to piss in the dark
once i did this while drunk and ended up pissing in the kitchen[/QUOTE]
I had a roommate once who took a piss in the fridge doing that
good thing we were in college or else he might have peed on something other than beer and mustard
[QUOTE=GentlemanLexi;51391152]i like pretending im blind and trying to piss in the dark
once i did this while drunk and ended up pissing in the kitchen[/QUOTE]
A common game I play is to see how far back from the toilet I can be and still manage to accurately piss in the toilet. It doesn't pan out so well when it's nearing the end of pissing because then I have to push really hard to keep it high enough to keep it from getting allover the floor.
[QUOTE=Lolkork;51391652]I don't pay any attention when going to the bathroom, why would I?[/QUOTE]
you'll regret not paying any attention when a sewer alligator is gonna come out of the shitter and chomp your ass off
it happens more often than you think !
[QUOTE=Trebgarta;51391678]Sit on the fucking seat you savages
A biology teacher of mine actually told the class pissing while standing increased prostate cancer chances, I am not sure if it is correct but if it gets boys to sit down I think it should regardless be put in curriculum for every nation on Earth[/QUOTE]
Why the hell would I not use my god given penis to its full potential? Nothing beats having a long leak while standing after a long day.
[QUOTE=Trebgarta;51391698]Then piss in the backyard
Dont make your piss fly through the room when you are inside a closed, clean, hygienic environment[/QUOTE]
Are you seriously saying that bathroom is a hygienic environment? A place that is damp pretty much all the time? I doubt my piss is the worst you're gonna meet there.
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