Woman fines £8,000 for breaching fire safety laws in underground sex dungeon - Polidicks

A dominatrix who whipped cross-dressing men while they were chained up and gagged has been fined for a serious breach of health and safety rules. Lorraine White, 41, was fined £8,000 for breaching fire safety rules at her Stockport sex dungeon. When questioned, White admitted she had no idea she was responsible for fire safety arrangements. There was only one manually operated fire alarm and one fire exit was permanently locked. [img]http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/03/13/article-2579914-1C3F71CA00000578-720_634x450.jpg[/img] [img]http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/03/13/article-2579914-1C3F742600000578-163_634x464.jpg[/img] [img]http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/03/13/article-2579914-1C4009B300000578-690_634x466.jpg[/img] Safety first [url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2579914/Stockport-dominatrix-Lorraine-white-chained-gagged-whipped-clients-sex-dungeon-beaten-Health-Safety-chiefs-fire-laws.html[/url]

What's with the censor? Are dildo's extremely offensive now as well

I've never been in a sex dungeon before. That one looks grim.

Yeah, don't censor the crazy beds or whips or belts, gotta censor those SCARY SEX TOYS!

Hot.

[QUOTE=Doozle;44224716]I've never been in a sex dungeon before. That one looks grim.[/QUOTE] It's called a dungeon for a reason

[QUOTE=Doozle;44224716]I've never been in a sex dungeon before. That one looks grim.[/QUOTE] I believe that is the point.

[QUOTE=Doozle;44224716]I've never been in a sex dungeon before. That one looks grim.[/QUOTE] It's half burned down, she got fined because it set on fire and the fire brigade couldn't get in

I just like to imagine some straight laced pen pusher in a polo work shirt holding his nose up with a bored looking scowl on his face, peering around piles of spiked dildos, black leather lined torture racks, and gimp suits covered in encrusted human spooge only to finally mutter "You should be ashamed. Your fire escape is locked!"

[IMG]http://puu.sh/7tWj9.jpg[/IMG] why is there toilet paper im scared

[QUOTE=Zotobom;44224790][IMG]http://puu.sh/7tWj9.jpg[/IMG] why is there toilet paper im scared[/QUOTE] Found the virgin

[QUOTE=Zotobom;44224790][IMG]http://puu.sh/7tWj9.jpg[/IMG] why is there toilet paper im scared[/QUOTE] Looks more like a fullsized roll of paper towels to me. Things get messy.

she doing discount to make some p back?

[QUOTE=TaniaTiger;44224801]Found the virgin[/QUOTE] Now now Tania, not everyone is as kinky as you.

that is one horribly unkempt dungeon, mine is way nicer and 44 year old domme? guuuh, i can hear the sloshing labia from here UK get your shit together, your sex dungeons are 2/10 in quality [highlight](User was permabanned for this post ("alt of perma'd user Neat!" - Orkel))[/highlight]

[QUOTE=Zotobom;44224711]What's with the censor? Are dildo's extremely offensive now as well[/QUOTE] it's daily mail, they probably censor ankles

[QUOTE=susquehanna;44224882]that is one horribly unkempt dungeon, mine is way nicer and 44 year old domme? guuuh, i can hear the sloshing labia from here UK get your shit together, your sex dungeons are 2/10 in quality[/QUOTE] oh god; I feel too much pride for my country i cant get the words sloshing labia out of my head; make it stop [editline]d[/editline] oh he got perma'd even better. His dungeon beckons him [QUOTE=TaniaTiger;44224801]Found the virgin[/QUOTE] are you trying to go for the 2014 Dildo Queen position, as well?

This is the woman by the way: [img]http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/03/13/article-2579914-1C3F71BE00000578-482_306x650.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=matt.ant;44224932]This is the woman by the way: [img]http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/03/13/article-2579914-1C3F71BE00000578-482_306x650.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] I don't want that impaling my dick with high heels; thank you

[QUOTE=sloppy_joes;44224852]Now now Tania, not everyone is as kinky as you.[/QUOTE] BDSM or vanilla, tissue is an essential utensil for the aftermath of fuckery

[QUOTE=TaniaTiger;44224987]BDSM or vanilla, tissue is an essential utensil for the aftermath of fuckery[/QUOTE] this should be common sense even for virgins really.

[QUOTE=scratch (nl);44225021]this should be common sense even for virgins really.[/QUOTE] As a virgin I know a lot about tissues

[QUOTE=Laserbeams;44225035]As a virgin I know a lot about tissues[/QUOTE] That's handy [img]http://www.rpgcodex.net/forums/smiles/emo-emot-smug.gif[/img]

[QUOTE=scratch (nl);44225021]this should be common sense even for virgins really.[/QUOTE] unless you like; live in an unkempt sex dungeon or garrys rusty basement or something

[QUOTE=Laserbeams;44225035]As a virgin I know a lot about tissues[/QUOTE] I've learned all I need to know about the sexual man-train world through nude bald men in Rust; and mass effect 1, 2, and 3 sex scenes. I think I mastered the art of the dialogue wheel. Am I ready for real life mom? [editline]13th March 2014[/editline] [QUOTE=LoLWaT?;44225061]You'd think for a sex dungeon she probably keeps a full closet stocked with cleaning supplies right next door. Or hell, make it easier and just pressure wash that bitch.[/QUOTE] she probably mops the floor with the men she brings in. Never ending mops!

Wow I don't live very far from there, maybe I should pay her a visit. I'm sure she needs the cash.

[QUOTE=mrmr;44225112]Wow I don't live very far from there, maybe I should pay her a visit. I'm sure she needs the cash.[/QUOTE] please get some cock insurance first

[QUOTE=Doozle;44224716]I've never been in a sex dungeon before. That one looks grim.[/QUOTE] If it were nice it would be a sex palace

[QUOTE=Doozle;44224716]I've never been in a sex dungeon before. That one looks grim.[/QUOTE] Mate everything in Stockport is grim.

[QUOTE=Richy19;44225205]If it were nice it would be a sex palace[/QUOTE] come visit sloppy joes four and a half star sex palace