The future of porn is finally here: First sex/erotic game in development for the Oculus Rift!
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[quote]"Imagine playing Leisure Suit Larry but instead of watching a screen, you are inside the game," boasts the official site. "Imagine the world and its inhabitants look highly realistic. Imagine walking into a bar in Wicked Paradise, noticing a beautiful lady, talking to her, and seducing her. Imagine playing your cards right and having passionate wild sex with her.
"Imagine all this in high quality, immersive virtual reality."[/quote]
Interestingly the site says that;
[quote]Wicked Paradise consists of a team of seasoned video game industry veterans with dozens of shipped AAA titles under our belts such as Rage, the Call of Duty series, Lost Planet, Madden, PlanetSide 2, and many many more.[/quote]
Promising team there...
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[sp]I can't wait to try this out[/sp]
Googly eyes on the rift?! GENIUS!
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"Imagine the world and its inhabitants look highly realistic. Imagine walking into a bar in Wicked Paradise, noticing a beautiful lady, talking to her, and seducing her. Imagine playing your cards right and having passionate wild sex with her.
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because people can't do that in real life
[del]Aww yeah.[/del]
I mean, I have a girlfriend for that.
Now I can finally fulfill my dream of getting rammed by 6 Ork dick girls all at once.
"noticing a beautiful lady, talking to her, and seducing her. Imagine playing your cards right and having passionate wild sex with her."
I don't know why I laughed, but that statement really did go from a to b at such a fast pace. may as well said.
"imagine seeing a beautiful lady, buying her a drink, then if you're lucky, you get to pump her brains out"
[QUOTE=DesolateGrun;41074061]because people can't do that in real life[/QUOTE]
That may be the issue sometimes
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[QUOTE=Medevilae;41074112]Not with a neckbeard[/QUOTE]
you fucker
[quote=The article]Instead, you get to have the sex, just like a person would.[/quote]
This is can't be real. It's a joke.
[QUOTE=DesolateGrun;41074061]because people can't do that in real life[/QUOTE]
Well for some of us, it's not that easy :suicide:
[QUOTE=DesolateGrun;41074061]because people can't do that in real life[/QUOTE]
Vaginas are real??
woah
[QUOTE=redBadger;41074170]Well for some of us, it's not that easy :suicide:[/QUOTE]
yeah and now instead of working on that you can stay locked up in side have fake virtual sex!!
Interesting; however it's not quite the future. The REAL future of porn would involve haptic feedback, the kind that goes beyond Rumble Paks and vibrating controllers, simulating things like movement, friction, pressure, heat and moisture, though the lattermost would need to be simulated through something like sound or air currents so you don't end up with machine goo on you. And considering the human body, the system would need a cleanup function for the GroinBox(tm).
Personally I think that in the end the zenith would be direct virtual porting through a BCI, sending the signals directly to your brain. Regardless you'd still need a GroinBox(tm) with the appropriate cleaning implements; either that or a VERY close friend.
[QUOTE=Nautsabes;41074203]yeah and now instead of working on that you can stay locked up in side have fake virtual sex!![/QUOTE]
You talk as if I haven't tried
I can't count the many times I've been rejected when tipping my fedora to fair ladies
This is it. This is how the human race ends.
[QUOTE=Doom14;41074345]This is it. This is how the human race ends.[/QUOTE]
Not with a bang, but with a moan.
[QUOTE=MadBomber;41074033][QUOTE="The Site"]"Imagine playing Leisure Suit Larry but instead of watching a screen, you are inside the game," boasts the official site[/QUOTE][/QUOTE]
But I don't want to bang a hooker and watch my dick explode!
This is really depressing that people are using virtual reality to get virtual girlfriends.
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Scott Adams predicted this shit and it has come.
And once it comes out, we wait for the mods.
The first thing humanity does when it invents something is have sex with it.
[quote]"Imagine playing Leisure Suit Larry but instead of watching a screen, you are inside the game,"[/quote]
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I'm pretty damn sure Al Lowe would insist on shimming in some sort of lewd jokes.
Oh god, imagine how bad it would be to get caught jerking it with one of those things strapped to your face.
[QUOTE=Used Car Salesman;41075031]Oh god, imagine how bad it would be to get caught jerking it with one of those things strapped to your face.[/QUOTE]
You wouldn't even notice someone saw you...
Will there be a disclaimer saying "using this product will not cure you of your virginity"?
[QUOTE=MadBomber;41075059]You wouldn't even notice someone saw you...[/QUOTE]
Worse, you won't even know where you're facing.
You're going to have to put a warning outside your door, I imagine it could be that bad.
I can imagine the reviews now...
"It's like fucking in the least imaginable way!"
[QUOTE=Used Car Salesman;41075031]Oh god, imagine how bad it would be to get caught jerking it with one of those things strapped to your face.[/QUOTE]
I couldn't imagine being the parent that has to approach their furiously masturbating, temporarily deaf and blind teenager to prod them or pull off the goggles and headphones..
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