• Libya's Gadhafi wants to declare holy war on Switzerland
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[url]http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/02/26/AR2010022602903.html[/url] [quote]GENEVA -- After two centuries of neutrality, Switzerland found itself in a bizarre and unprecedented situation Friday, facing a would-be "holy war" announced by Libya's Moammar Gadhafi.[/quote]
:jihad: [IMG]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_pS7sKjlzwFg/Sr-L8jSCd0I/AAAAAAAAEBg/3iNksADWubo/s400/art.gadhafi.gi.jpg[/IMG] He looks like a Michael Jackson impersonator reject.
Where shall I hide my money now?
[QUOTE=DrLuke;20469168]Where shall I hide my money now?[/QUOTE] My pocket.
If Switzerland was attacked, wouldn't the rest of the planet pretty much come to their defense?
Switzerland wouldnt even need help, the country has been made so that pretty much everything is a natural deterrent to invaders
Who'd want to attack Switzerland, it's the most awesome country on the planet
They can't attack Switzerland, it's landlocked and nobody in Europe would allow a dumbass Muslim army to travel on their own soil
GL Libya lmao
Switzerland has one of the largest standing armies in the world, so no need to save their asses. (I think) All males between 18-30 are trained to use an automatic rifle and are supplied one. They also shot down both German and Allied planes in WW2, they aren't pacifists, it's just if it's not their problem, why should they get involved?
Switzerland-Neutral So,no help from the NATO i am sorry
Libya must be fucking retarded.
[QUOTE=MadMaxJ;20469979]Switzerland-Neutral So,no help from the NATO i am sorry[/QUOTE] We have contracts with Germany, Italy and France, so we'd get help. Also, Gadhafi is a fucking joke.
It'll never work: they'll never make it across Europe.
I want to see them try.
They'll probably drown in the Mediterranean.
Oh boi,a war in europe again!!! I hope germany helps you.
[quote]Gadhafi, whose symbols of power include a host of young female bodyguards, lacks credibility in the Muslim world and has no religious authority to declare a jihad, Muslim leaders in Europe said. [/quote] That's pretty badass but also pathetic
[QUOTE=ThePuska;20470401]That's pretty badass but also pathetic[/QUOTE] Or just pathetic.
[b]Holy[/b] shit.
[QUOTE=DainBramageStudios;20470827][b]Holy[/b] shit.[/QUOTE] No... Please no.
Ever heard of the Swiss Guard? Those gaudy dressed badass motherfuckers that guard the Pope? They come from Switzerland. Fuck, Libya is going to get curb-stomped.
Lol, as much as i despise war, i'd really like to see them try and horribly fail.
[QUOTE=Tu154M;20470953]Lol, as much as i despise war, i'd really like to see them try and horribly fail.[/QUOTE] I wouldn't, cause it would cost the lives of the Lybian and Swiss soldiers, not this retard. He can just sit in his palace and scream Jihad all he wants.
[QUOTE=Dr Magnusson;20471006]I wouldn't, cause it would cost the lives of the Lybian and Swiss soldiers, not this retard. He can just sit in his palace and scream Jihad all he wants.[/QUOTE] I highly doubt that many lives would be lost until Switzerland has completely fucked up their infrastructure, disabling them to act any further.
[QUOTE=DainBramageStudios;20470827][b]Holy[/b] shit.[/QUOTE] That took me 20 seconds to figure out, well done.
[img]http://www.westportlibrary.org/teenblog/images/comic-book-guy-13018.jpg[/img] [b]Worst. Holy war. Ever.[/b]
[QUOTE=Tu154M;20471036]I highly doubt that many lives would be lost until Switzerland has completely fucked up their infrastructure, disabling them to act any further.[/QUOTE] True, but wouldn't you agree that any lives lost to something as stupid as a Jihad issued by some pimp-leader of Lybia would be a waste?
[img]http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/0diFgIa7rx6uX/610x.jpg[/img] Yeah good luck with that.
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