So I'm going to paris in 1 hour ca. Anything I need to remember and/or do?
We're living in a hotel in the center of the town, we're going to disneyland (Small bro's yo) were also going to visit the eifel tower and some chinese part of the city. Anything else?
eat french food
Frenchmen (and women I suppose) generally appreciate if you ATTEMPT to speak French. Many will switch to English after they realize you can't actually speak fluent French.
(Disregard above advice if you speak French)
Musée d'Orsay & the Louvre
What's with all the, visiting x, y and z in q hours time?
Anyway, in Disney Land, don't go to the restaurants. They're over-priced.
Since Tour de France is ending in two days, Paris will be tourist hell.
Bang a French chick.
The food is horrible and
everything is overpriced in Disney Land
Go around paris and found life and love.
It's a good advice.
The Mona Lisa is a piece of shit. It's about as big as my dick. Seriously, it's tiny.
Go just outside paris theres this little piece of farmland, it's got a stocked pond in it. When i lived in italy i vacationed there it was pretty gnar go there and lick the condoms me and my bros stuck to the wall
Go to the Louvre. Go to the Musée d'Orsay.
Check out Montmartre - beautiful views across the whole of Paris. It's like being in a little French village in the centre of the city.
Sample escargot - they're actually quite tasty, and you get a little combination of tongs and a skewering fork to eat them with if they're still in their shells.
DO NOT go to a McDonalds or other chain restaurant, because there are so many wonderful bistros and cafés to check out.
Be in Paris sunday and watch the Tour de France !
Check out La Defense, it's pretty interesting. Afaik, there is no Chinese Quarter in Paris, did you mean the Latin Quarter? If you did, it's pretty boring.
Eiffel Tower is expensive and it takes ages to get up. Go to Tour Montparnasse instead (Better view, cheaper, faster). It's near Gare Montparnasse and Montparnasse Bienvenüe metro station.
Restaurants are overpriced at main avenues and around Champs Elysees. Go to small streets to find more interesting and cheaper restaurants.
Avoid these areas
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well how bout that, i literally just got back to australia from france an hour ago
advice: dont just stay in paris. also when you go to disneyland, go on space mountain. There's a long wait but it's fun as hell. and dont go on the pirates of the carribean ride, its boring as all hell.
Putain la baguette.
Tu devrait manger un sack de merde
French kiss some French girls
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Gotta love high school French.
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Find an Internet Cafe and browse facepunch all day.
[QUOTE=Alcapwne;23563527]The Mona Lisa is a piece of shit. It's about as big as my dick. Seriously, it's tiny.[/QUOTE]
Your dick or the picture?
Go to the cevennes if you can. best part of France in my opinion, i grew up there so i may be a bit biased.
[QUOTE=Rct33;23564604]Putain la baguette.[/QUOTE]
Whore out the baguette? Fuck the baguette? :eek:
See the leaning tower of pisa
shame you are not going to the south, it is awesome there. Hippy central, roach ends all over the place and reggae music playing in every shop.
why the fuck would you want to go to disneyland when you're in one of the historical cultural capitals of world
Anex it
[QUOTE=Simples;23563454]What's with all the, visiting x, y and z in q hours time?
Anyway, in Disney Land, don't go to the restaurants. They're over-priced.[/QUOTE]
because people can't take the risk on their own. Too risky.
Yeah, thats Disney land, its overpriced. Its tourist traps, its expensive.. its overpriced. Deal with it.
Screw Paris, I'd go to the French Mediterranean personally.
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