So i went to the bath room and wiped my ass and light red blood on the tissue paper, im also having slight stomach pains my dad said that im going to be fine, is it worth a trip to the ER. Please help doctors of facepunch
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Probably. (is worth a trip to the doctors that is)
Oh and Facepunch probably... Make that absolutely has no doctors here.
did you eat something spicy that night cause happen to mean if I something really fucking spicy
Go to the hospital, just to be sure.
Just a little, no. If there is like, blood in the water, yes.
Ass bleeding is either hemorrhoids or cancer. Go to the ER.
youve just wiped too hard and cut your ass a bit.
That means that you have a bad diet or medical problems because your shits aren't right.
k going to the doctors.
Also what GeeBee said.
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In all seriousness, see a doctor. Even if theres nothing wrong with you at least you wont have to worry.
did you eat chipotle?
What the fuck did you do last night man?
No i didnt eat anything different then usual stuff.
[QUOTE=Atwal;18031549]No i didnt eat anything different then usual stuff.[/QUOTE]
What is the "usual stuff"?
It's just Chipotle, use Chipotlaway.
You are going to die.
Could be a result of food poisoning, alongside the stomach pains. I myself this past week have had stomach pains and same symptoms you described, all down to a crap piece of friend chicken :(
east indian food, not the spicy kind, and also durf hurf my boyfriend sodomized me could that have anything to do with it?
Tried using google?
Is WAAYY more effective than doctor facepunch
It's because you sit on your ass all day, and then you took a big crap or you wiped your ass way too hard.
[QUOTE=OrDnAs;18031611]Tried using google?
Is WAAYY more effective than doctor facepunch[/QUOTE]
Tried wanted a second opinion
Just hemorrhoids. If it was any higher up in your digestive system, it would be black.
The best way to cure hemorrhoids is to stick a hot metal pole up your butt.
Your heart has redirected to your asshole, in the next twelve hours it will slowly divert all your blood to your shitter leaving a seeping trail of blood, then death.
[b]Check your shit, if it's colored red then go to the hospital and tell them you're dying. Else it's just you ripping your anus cause you haven't shat for 1.5 days.[/b]
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I'm serious, I'm a doctor.
Sounds like a stomach ulcer.
Shit can be pretty serious if the blood ends up being excremented, I'd go to a doctor right away.
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[QUOTE=Swebonny;18031655][b]Check your shit, if it's colored red then go to the hospital and tell them you're dying. Else it's just you ripping your anus cause you haven't shat for 1.5 days.[]
Certified Dr.Swebonny[/QUOTE]Your not a Hezzy-certified Internet Doctor.
[QUOTE=Atwal;18031622]Tried wanted a second opinion[/QUOTE]
You are also ugly.
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What's the relationship with your dad like? :ohdear:
:( Well just to be safe im going to go the docters office but i think i did just rip my anus
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Yeah most likely hemorrhoids, which you should go to the doctor for, or something you ate. Either way, it's worth a visit to the doc.
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