• Fat guy with a ponytail plays with his sword
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[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zyFep_dBC5c&feature=plcp[/media] 2badass4me
I came here expecting a different kind of sword. :( Still kinda hot.
Ahh So this must be one of the guys who gets MASSIVELY butthurt when somebody uses a sword wrong on youtube and has to write a paragraph explaining how they should just stop and throw the sword away Everything makes sense now
[QUOTE=Azza;38574867]I came here expecting a different kind of sword. :( Still kinda hot.[/QUOTE] He does a little tease at 2:55
Christ, he's the king of mullet
he looks like he could run about three meters
Is there some law that all fat people and/or weeaboo's who play with swords always have to be using a Katana and maybe even attempt to dual wield them? Even still, the Katana is a pretty rubbish weapon.
I love how he keeps holding his hand down there like a sheath.
My face is like, permanently stuck in the "cringe" setting. I mean, holy crap. Also, whoever is filming that, I applaud you for not laughing.
[QUOTE=Highwind017;38575108] Even still, the Katana is a pretty rubbish weapon.[/QUOTE] I'm not much of a swords connoisseur but the way I see it, the katana is a weapon that is fine tuned and perfected for a specific form of swordsmanship, combat and warfare. If you want to bash a european knight over the head with it, he'll laugh before he quarters you with a twohander but it is the perfect, most masterfully crafted weapon to put into a samurai's hands to fight other japanese warriors.
[QUOTE=H4ngman;38575171]I'm not much of a swords connoisseur but the way I see it, the katana is a weapon that is fine tuned and perfected for a specific form of swordsmanship, combat and warfare. If you want to bash a european knight over the head with it, he'll laugh before he quarters you with a twohander but it is the perfect, most masterfully crafted weapon to put into a samurai's hands to fight other japanese warriors.[/QUOTE] Pretty much this. The katana was a great sword for how it was used and who it was used against, but if you were to teleport Japanese samurais into an arena against Germanic knights, the knights would have quite the [I]edge[/I] over the samurais, due to heavier armour and heavier swords. Or maces. I love maces. They're a[i]mace[/i]ing.
In short: Eastern-style swords are good for the style of combat they were used for, Western-style for theirs. That's it. Apples and oranges.
[QUOTE=JgcxCub;38575385]In short: Eastern-style swords are good for the style of combat they were used for, Western-style for theirs. That's it. Apples and oranges.[/QUOTE] Exactly. [editline]24th November 2012[/editline] Against a Japanese army of mixed Japanese troops, a katana is more effective than a bastard-sword. Because their armour is lighter, you don't need the extra weight behind your hacking and stabbing, so the lighter, generally-sharper katana is ideal. Against heavier European men-at-arms, the katana would be less desireable than the bastard-sword, due to light strikes. The katana evolved to be a fast and sharp weapon because a fast and sharp weapon was needed. The European swords evolved to be heavy-hitting because heavy-hitting weapons was what was needed.
I remember this, the original uploader took it down because people kept being assholes and making fun of him. The guy had some type of disorder and the person video taping is his Sister, there was no intent to mock him. He just wanted to show his sword techniques to the internet.
Guys stop agreeing! You're going to break the internet!
[QUOTE=reedbo;38575483]Guys stop agreeing! You're going to break the internet![/QUOTE] He's right, we better stop!
Look at that bulge in his pants. God daaaaaamn
[QUOTE=danelo;38575463]I remember this, the original uploader took it down because people kept being assholes and making fun of him. The guy had some type of disorder and the person video taping is his Sister, there was no intent to mock him. He just wanted to show his sword techniques to the internet.[/QUOTE] I kind of hate how people insult each others based on physique and diagnoses. It dosent matter for shit. The guy likes swords, not listening to pop music and trying to get some bitch in their bed. Its an interest too. Its kinda hypocritic because most of the guys that did that are proably autistic or aspergers themselves, and even more likely kissless virgins like most of us here on Facepunch. Why do we even care if a person has have sex or not? The only real status is the one you gain from being a good person, not from flopping your dick around.
[QUOTE=Alcoholocaust;38575761]I kind of hate how people insult each others based on physique and diagnoses. It dosent matter for shit. The guy likes swords, not listening to pop music and trying to get some bitch in their bed. Its an interest too. Its kinda hypocritic because [U]most of the guys that did that are proably autistic or aspergers themselves, and even more likely kissless virgins like most of us here on Facepunch.[/U] Why do we even care if a person has have sex or not? The only real status is the one you gain from being a good person, not from flopping your dick around.[/QUOTE] speak for yourself the guy's a textbook example of the awkward clueless weeaboo, that's why it's funny jesus you fucking white knight
Well scroll to the top of the page, look at the logo, then go to the right, yes you made up that username. "teh pirate" You are on a forum originally made for some physics based sidescrolling shooter, then converted into a forum for a Half-Life 2 sandbox modification. You signed up in 2009 and you have currently 3703 posts, that means you must averagely post 3.4 posts per day. Depending on what you post you spend between 10 seconds up to half an hour making a post, thats at minimum 30 seconds and at max 1 hour and 30 minutes every day. And i dont know if you attend any other forums but even there it dosent sound like you are a person who has made family yet, or has any valueable social connections. So, my big brother has a katana in his appartment, he dosent even watch anime, he's in the army and listens to western music, is he a weaboo then? What about the samurais that originally used the Katanas, that was before anime was even there, were they weaboos too? Its a sword, a weapon, not a sonichu amulet. Theres nothing weaboo about this guy.
[QUOTE=Highwind017;38575108]Is there some law that all fat people and/or weeaboo's who play with swords always have to be using a Katana and maybe even attempt to dual wield them? Even still, the Katana is a pretty rubbish weapon.[/QUOTE] Katana is extremely shit unless it's against another katana because it's a purely dual weapon and is for slicing not blocking hell, even samurai barely even used it ever hell, even before England the katana wasn't even steel hell, samurai were even scared shitless from knights I'd rather have a legit [URL="http://www.coldsteel.com/images/Products/AltImages/sword-canes_1.jpg"]cane sword [/URL] or an axe/machete. [QUOTE=Alcoholocaust;38575894]Well scroll to the top of the page, look at the logo, then go to the right, yes you made up that username. "teh pirate" You are on a forum originally made for some physics based sidescrolling shooter, then converted into a forum for a Half-Life 2 sandbox modification. You signed up in 2009 and you have currently 3703 posts, that means you must averagely post 3.4 posts per day. Depending on what you post you spend between 10 seconds up to half an hour making a post, thats at minimum 30 seconds and at max 1 hour and 30 minutes every day. And i dont know if you attend any other forums but even there it dosent sound like you are a person who has made family yet, or has any valueable social connections. So, my big brother has a katana in his appartment, he dosent even watch anime, he's in the army and listens to western music, is he a weaboo then? What about the samurais that originally used the Katanas, that was before anime was even there, were they weaboos too? Its a sword, a weapon, not a sonichu amulet. Theres nothing weaboo about this guy.[/QUOTE] it wasn't that weaboos are all that, it's that weaboos don't actually respect the katana for shit and get it because their favorite anime character had one. He looks weaboo by how he holds it in the worst ways and makes those sounds (According to other people, not me) I won't call him a weaboo until people confirm who he is / his other videos. So really people are being kinda silly by calling him a weaboo with no base behind it. that being said [QUOTE]You are on a forum originally made for some physics based sidescrolling shooter, then converted into a forum for a Half-Life 2 sandbox modification. You signed up in 2009 and you have currently 3703 posts, that means you must averagely post 3.4 posts per day. Depending on what you post you spend between 10 seconds up to half an hour making a post, thats at minimum 30 seconds and at max 1 hour and 30 minutes every day. And i dont know if you attend any other forums but even there it dosent sound like you are a person who has made family yet, or has any valueable social connections.[/QUOTE] what are you trying to do here why is it every time I see you your doing this
He's just jealous of all of our posts <3
[QUOTE=Alcoholocaust;38575894]Well scroll to the top of the page, look at the logo, then go to the right, yes you made up that username. "teh pirate" You are on a forum originally made for some physics based sidescrolling shooter, then converted into a forum for a Half-Life 2 sandbox modification. You signed up in 2009 and you have currently 3703 posts, that means you must averagely post 3.4 posts per day. Depending on what you post you spend between 10 seconds up to half an hour making a post, thats at minimum 30 seconds and at max 1 hour and 30 minutes every day. And i dont know if you attend any other forums but even there it dosent sound like you are a person who has made family yet, or has any valueable social connections. So, my big brother has a katana in his appartment, he dosent even watch anime, he's in the army and listens to western music, is he a weaboo then? What about the samurais that originally used the Katanas, that was before anime was even there, were they weaboos too? Its a sword, a weapon, not a sonichu amulet. Theres nothing weaboo about this guy.[/QUOTE] oh no 3 posts a day i probably have no life u got me I collect and maintain swords as a hobby and have a katana myself (as do many if not most other collectors). I don't pretend to be a samurai master with it but it's a good conversation piece.
I'm from 2005 does this mean I have no family or any valuable social connections?
almost certainly, you should do the world a favor and kill yourself now... its the utilitarian thing to do
[QUOTE=SHOH;38577222]I'm from 2005 does this mean I have no family or any valuable social connections?[/QUOTE] I'm from o6 and have 12,166 Posts I must be a dysfunctional autist with bipolar disorder that lives in a dungeon and eats rats, whose only friend is a satanist transvestite female named Jim. My hobby is trolling people on /b/. [editline]24th November 2012[/editline] I make Chris Chan look like Steven Hawking.
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