Verne Troyer is in a little trouble after sending his ex-girlfriend too mini texts - Polidicks

[b]Austin Powers actor Verne Troyer given restraining order[/b] [i]The former girlfriend of the 2ft 8in star has gone to court to ban Troyer from approaching her after she claimed he sent abusive messages.[/i] [img]http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01517/VerneTroyer_1517727c.jpg[/img] [quote]Former beauty queen Yvette Monet, 25, alleges that Troyer, 40, sent her abusive and threatening emails and text messages after they split up. A judge in LA temporarily banned Mr Troyer from coming within 100 yards of her home, work or vehicle after she told a court: "I'm afraid for my life". Ms Monet explained that she split up from Mr Troyer several months ago, and that he bombarded her with messages referring to her as a "hooker". The model also said he warned her she "better watch out" because he had friends with guns. "I have moved on, [but] he keeps emailing me, calling me and texting me awful messages like 'I hope God is with you'... Calling me names like hooker," Monet wrote in a court declaration obtained by E! News. "He will not stop. I've asked him more than 10 times to leave me alone... He said that he won't stop because he doesn't want me to see anyone else. "Verne's friend is carrying guns and will do anything he says," she told the judge. Mr Troyer's lawyer Ed McPherson said: "He's shocked and appalled to learn about the false and frivolous accusations that have been made by Ms Monet. "It's beyond comprehension that a restraining order can be obtained with no notice to Mr Troyer and no opportunity to defend himself... We look forward to responding to these allegations in court." The diminutive actor is best known for playing Mini Me in the smash hit Austin Powers films. He recently starred alongside the late Heath Ledger in The Imaginarium Of Dr Parnassus – the last film Ledger made before he died in January 2008.[/quote] [url]http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/celebritynews/6513198/Austin-Powers-actor-Verne-Troyer-given-restraining-order.html[/url]

I'm Verne Troyer and I'm a mage

You should be put to death for that terrible pun.

Go mini me go

Oh God you hurt me with a few harmless words, I'm gonna go to court and ban you from me.

It's america dude

Why did she go out with him in the first place?

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Good pun bape 10/10

Oh come on you dumb bitch, he was only a small annoyance

[QUOTE=admiral_Cola;18243905][img]http://cdn.nextround.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/midgets_google.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] [img]http://img29.imageshack.us/img29/4444/ss20091107142520.png[/img]

[QUOTE=Amez;18243857]Why did she go out with him in the first place?[/QUOTE] Cause he's awesome.

But he was so awesome in The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus :frown:

Incoming shitty punstorm

I dont get why his ex girlfriend would be afraid? [editline]10:02PM[/editline] well maybe she should be a little bit afraid [editline]10:02PM[/editline] :smug:

[QUOTE=DoubleDD;18245926]I dont get why his ex girlfriend would be afraid? [editline]10:02PM[/editline] well maybe she should be a little bit afraid [editline]10:02PM[/editline] :smug:[/QUOTE] Come on, it's not that big a deal.

[QUOTE=Bapebape|!bape;18243680][img]http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01517/VerneTroyer_1517727c.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] Anyone who's seen Austin Powers 2 knows not to trust Mini-Me when he gives the peace sign.

[QUOTE=Omali;18246640]Anyone who's seen Austin Powers 2 knows not to trust Mini-Me when he gives the peace sign.[/QUOTE] Poor litlte bugger. He's so small. He's like a dog or something. [editline]09:37PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Yahnich;18246679]I didn't know dwarfs could be mages, my eyes have been opened.[/QUOTE] zing

What's the big deal.

[QUOTE=Omali;18246640]Anyone who's seen Austin Powers 2 knows not to trust Mini-Me when he gives the peace sign.[/QUOTE] He probably humped her leg like he did with Foxy :3:

His friends have guns? The thought of an army of midgets armed to the teeth with guns that are twice the size of themselves is fucking hilarious.

[QUOTE=Bapebape|!bape;18243680][b]Austin Powers actor Verne Troyer given restraining order[/b] [i]The former girlfriend of the 2ft 8in star has gone to court to ban Troyer from approaching her after she claimed he sent abusive messages.[/i] [img]http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01517/VerneTroyer_1517727c.jpg[/img] [url]http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/celebritynews/6513198/Austin-Powers-actor-Verne-Troyer-given-restraining-order.html[/url][/QUOTE] I have that hat.

[QUOTE=Yahnich;18246679]I didn't know dwarfs could be mages, my eyes have been opened.[/QUOTE] Dwarfs can't be mages as they are naturally resistant to magic and would therefore be bad at it to start off with. If he was raised like a Dwarf then he wouldn't want to be a mage anyway because Dwarfs don't like mages. But are you sure he is a Dwarf and not a gnome, or a midget?

Because he is such a threat...

[QUOTE=Yahnich;18246679]I didn't know dwarfs could be mages, my eyes have been opened.[/QUOTE] he's a gnome not a dwarf STUPED

Verne Troyer is a dick.

''sending his ex-girlfriend too mini texts '' Intended joke? :v:

Will his restraining order distance be shortened because he is shorter?

[quote=OP] A judge in LA temporarily banned Mr Troyer from coming within 100 yards of her home, work or vehicle after she told a court: "I'm afraid for my life". [/quote] That's not fair, that's like 2 miles for him!

The mini part of the title is too obvious, but I liked the "Verne Troyer is in a little trouble" part.