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[QUOTE]Sarah O'Hanlon had worked at Sandymoor School in Cheshire for a month
The 34-year-old was so drunk she could not respond to an intruder alarm
She was prohibited from entering a classroom for two years[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]The teacher was also punished for not telling education recruitment company, Capita, why she had been dismissed from her previous position when she applied for a new job in January.[/QUOTE]
She was in my old school, I didn't think she'd do it again to be honest.
Alcoholism is a hell of a curse to rid.
My 5th grade teacher was drunk. He would also sneak out of school and smoke cigars.
Oh it's time for story telling!
I had a teacher in middle school that was baked out of his mind all of the time. While giving a presentation to us he looked up and remembered something then said "Fuck man I gotta go to court tomorrow". He thought he was just thinking but in fact he was thinking out loud. The whole class just burst out laughing.
My teacher in 5th grade was always drunk, no one noticed until he went ape shit mad and started flipping tables (literally in a full meaning of this phrase), he would shout then snap and start throwing tables and kicking them around class, no one ever got hurt though. We as kids were told he went to holiday for unknown time when he didn't show up once, but only late when we grew up we realized he was sacked.
He was our class teacher, so we were assigned new class teacher, she was worse than him, taught us discipline though as she would quicker flip the shit out of each of us rather than tables :v: she was a serious lady
I had a math teacher back in middle school whose desk always smelled like Wine Coolers. She was indeed a drunk, and happened to be either always drunk or hungover at school.
i have an old teacher with really big tits and she has to like heave them on to the table to get them to rest.
so it's basically the same thing
[QUOTE=DesolateGrun;42626400]i have an old teacher with really big tits and she has to like heave them on to the table to get them to rest.
so it's basically the same thing[/QUOTE]
...what
[quote]O'Hanlon[/quote]
There's definitely a joke to be made here.
I had an Irishman that smelled like beer
fucking jim lahey
One the teachers from my high school was a drug dealer and a meth addict.
I have a teacher in my school where she is extremely short, but she has humongous tits, and she is like turkish or something
Her tits are literally half her height
I had this chemistry teacher once who got cancer and started dealing meth.
I have an old English teacher who would come into class baked all the time. One day we convinced him to try and kick the top of the door frame because he said he was a Jedi, and he did it.
[QUOTE=breakyourfac;42628075]I have an old English teacher who would come into class baked all the time. One day we convinced him to try and kick the top of the door frame because he said he was a Jedi, and he did it.[/QUOTE]
Makes me miss my old English teacher in Texas, he was always baked, yet you couldn't really convince him to do much. He always laughed at everything, even at stuff that isn't funny.
my english teacher in 11th grade one day came to class baked as fuck, eyes red and everything. he was just so enthusiastic when class started as was like 'you know what guys, lets go for a nature walk!' and then the next hour we just spent walking up to this park area near our school and back :v:
Why do people always have these insane stories about teachers flipping out/crying/being drunk/being assholes/being out to get them? My teachers never did any of these things and I've had amicable relations with all of them.
[QUOTE=Apollo2947;42626604]There's definitely a joke to be made here.[/QUOTE]
"He wasn't Hanlon the pressure well enough"
Half of my teachers were drunk at least once. Nobody gave a shit about that.
That's Russia for ya.
[QUOTE=SouthParkMGT;42628688]Half of my teachers were drunk at least once. Nobody gave a shit about that.
[b]That's Russia for ya.[/b][/QUOTE]
Shouldn't the first two sentences be "Half of my teachers were sober at least once. Nobody gave a shit about that." then?
:v:
I had a teacher who always put vodka in his chicken soup.
I had a teacher that was just goofy as shit. On the first day of black history month, he taped a bunch of pieces of paper that said "whites only" to the water fountains. He could of been high, he didn't teach history, I'll say that much. Half the time, someone would try to sneak a text and he'd literally just grab your phone and went through the pictures and read texts out loud.
I had a world history teacher that put on The Princess Bride for a week straight so he could sleep off the hangovers. That dude was awesome, but we never learned jack shit about history.
the teacher in question:
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My metals teachers voice is a dead ringer for Trevor Philips. It's disturbing. He also whispered a lot.
I had a teacher called 'Mr Capper'. He was pretty awesome, allowed me to show PowerPoint presentations to the class when I was obsessed with PowerPoint. Sometimes he got a bit aggro but it didn't really matter to us too much. He used to monkey swing on the building supports, jump out of windows and couldn't get back in so had to run round the school back to the classroom. He also rode a bad-ass motorbike.
Then one time he just suddenly left with no trace. No-one really said anything apart from he's gone to spend time with his wife.
I've never seen him since. :(
Sister had a teacher that would regularly jump-kick ceiling tiles out of the roof of the trailer the classroom was in. He was kinda nuts.
I would hit the bottle hard too if I had to confront a class full of fuckwits every single day.
I used to have a gym teacher in high school who sometimes came blazed out of his mind. He was an asshole though.
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