• Family finds drunken man in 3-year-old's bed
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[QUOTE][B]A family in [URL="http://www.thelocal.se/tag/Stenungsund"]Stenungsund[/URL], western Sweden, got a disturbing shock when they found a drunk man asleep in their three-year-old’s bed.[/B] The father of the family woke up on Sunday morning and took his dog for a walk, before returning home and switching on the television, unaware a man was sharing his son’s bed just metres away. “I was watching TV when the three-year-old came down and said there’s someone in my bed. He’d told his big brother that he thought it was a ghost,” the father told daily Aftonbladet. The man got up to investigate, and discovered a drunk man passed out in the three-year-old’s bed. On closer inspection, it was discovered that the man had urinated on the mattress, and on himself. This prompted the man to call police, after taking the family out of their rooms and onto the landing. It is reported that the urination was the final straw for the father, who stated that he wouldn’t have involved police otherwise. “We didn’t report the matter to the police, but when we saw what he’d done in the bed we reconsidered,” the man said. Police at Västra [URL="http://www.thelocal.se/tag/G%F6taland"]Götaland[/URL] have apprehended the man, who claimed he was on his way to the pub at three in the morning when he became tired and simply walked in through the home’s unlocked door. “When we are at home, I didn’t think we needed to have the doors locked, but we certainly will from now on,” said the father to the paper. The man is suspected by police of trespassing.[/QUOTE] [url]http://www.thelocal.se/39346/20120227/[/url] How the fuck did the man get into their house unnoticed?
bed intruder 2012
Bed intruder of the year this year all years.
[QUOTE]It is reported that the urination was the final straw for the father, who stated that he wouldn’t have involved police otherwise.[/QUOTE] Get out Bart, I'm piss.
What's that son? There's a man in your bed? Oh, that's a shame. I guess I'll just ask him to leave. Wait... He's... [b][i]URINATED?[/i][/b]
[QUOTE=SuPeR_MaN;34892287]What's that son? There's a man in your bed? Oh, that's a shame. I guess I'll just ask him to leave. Wait... He's... [b][i]URINATED?[/i][/b][/QUOTE] avatar fits so well
[quote]The man got up to investigate, and discovered a drunk man passed out in the three-year-old’s bed. On closer inspection, it was discovered that the man had urinated on the mattress, and on himself.[/quote] Dad! There's a ghost in my bed, and I...[i]he[/i] peed in it! Yea, it was him.
what was the family doing in a 3-year olds bed?
[QUOTE=abcpea2;34892349]what was the family doing in a 3-year olds bed?[/QUOTE] get out
Well since every article relevant joke has already been made I guess I'll just leave now.
this sounds like a 4chan story for some reason ending in >father grabs me by my long blonde hair >throws me out of the house >realize they were bears
Hey someone finally found Peter Pan all grown up! Dead drunk and trying to return to his origins :v:
[QUOTE=abcpea2;34892349]what was the family doing in a 3-year olds bed?[/QUOTE] You fail reading forever.
[QUOTE=Dahaka32;34892478]Hey someone finally found Peter Pan all grown up! Dead drunk and trying to return to his origins :v:[/QUOTE] "I dun WANNAH be a little boy anymore!"
[QUOTE=Omali;34892336]Dad! There's a ghost in my bed, and I...[i]he[/i] peed in it! Yea, it was him.[/QUOTE] Child peed himself in fear Blamed the drunk man who was covered in urine Investigation turns up showing the child peed on him Drunk man sues family for libel and emotional damages, wins case Such is life in social-democracy Sweden.
[QUOTE]simply walked in through the home’s unlocked door.[/QUOTE] Excuse me but why did they think it was a good idea to leave their door unlocked?
Reminds me of this one time in House where he ends up waking up in his neighbor's house in the bed of a little kid while the kid just stares at him.
[QUOTE=Wealth + Taste;34892431]Well since every article relevant joke has already been made I guess I'll just leave now.[/QUOTE] Reports are suggesting he slept like a baby.
Remind's me of what happen'd to me a couple of weeks ago. I left a nightclub with my friend and I black out. The next thing I notice is that the cops are waking me up and put me into cuff's. I blew 3.4ppm into the cops breath analyzer. Well I ended up at the police station with the cuffs and they put me into a holding cell, and went to sleep. Well then some other cops came into the holding cell and asked me to follow him, I did as instructed and he took my fingerprints and photos and I decided to ask what I did.. Ooooh that was a huge mistake. He told me I had been so drunk that I'd gone through this old dudes balcony window and gone onto his bed and passed out. I though I had been sleeping at my friends house, later on I found out through one of my other friends that what happen'd and told me that I had made out with this chick that he secretly liked and he didn't let me into his apartment so i'd just wondered outside and found myself someplace else. So this concludes that it is possible to be so fucking drunk that you can end up anywhere.
Guess that's what happens if you play too much Cry of Fear.
[QUOTE=Hans-Gunther 3.;34893598]Guess that's what happens if you play too much Amnesia.[/QUOTE] ftfy
What an ass, not only did he eat their porridge and sit in their chairs, he had to go full asshole
[QUOTE=Electrocuter;34893181]Excuse me but why did they think it was a good idea to leave their door unlocked?[/QUOTE] Do you think if they were consciously thinking about the door that it would be unlocked?
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