• New videogame will let you play as Kim Jong Un
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[quote]A new video game will allow gamers to play as Kim Jong Un through a series of retro-style walk-and-shoot missions. Developed by indie developers Moneyhorse, based in Atlanta, Georgia, “Glorious Leader!” will take the player through 7 unique levels in the style of ’90s retro “run and gun” games. The game’s website describes the game as “an epic tale about the triumph of Kim Jong Un over the entire American army”, promising to teach the player “why North Korea truly is the best Korea”. It will also feature several unique mini games, Miller said, one in which the player can shoot hoops with Dennis Rodman, with the first in-game fight set against “the impostors of the Harlem Globetrotters”. Each level will culminate in a boss fight, one of which will be a giant mechanical Statue of Liberty, “secretly converted in the eighties to be a robot in case of Soviet invasion”.[/quote] [video=youtube;eOUq4Z6R7xI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8_X-9AIG-c[/video] [url=http://www.nknews.org/2014/05/new-retro-videogame-will-let-you-play-as-kim-jong-un/]Sauce[/url]
Very nice production quality. Just what our great leader deserves.
The unicorn part looks fun
Just wait until some DPRK state officials come to complain about THIS.
[QUOTE=Arctic-Zone;44805875]Just wait until some DPRK state officials come to complain about THIS.[/QUOTE] I think they'd like it because it praises their leader.
[QUOTE=Arctic-Zone;44805875]Just wait until some DPRK state officials come to [b]provide funding for the game[/b].[/QUOTE] That's what you meant, right? I bet the game will have an optional god mode switch for true Kim Jong Un experience
[QUOTE=Mega1mpact;44805894]I think they'd like it because it praises their leader.[/QUOTE] The only unrealistic part about the game is that dear leader can die. Other than that, perfectly fine.
'..And stood on tanks...' :v:
[QUOTE=Rockeiro123;44805902]The only unrealistic part about the game is that dear leader can die. Other than that, perfectly fine.[/QUOTE] But that is only because you can't be a great as the leader, even if playing as him.
This is looks like it'd be a good game to kill 2 hours
genocide not included
[QUOTE=SexualShark;44806052]genocide not included[/QUOTE] it's DLC
Where can I download this masterpiece?
id rather have a north korean prison architect game
[QUOTE=Piciul;44806469]id rather have a north korean prison architect game[/QUOTE] It's simple. Just play Prison Architect, but have a friend waiting with a pack of hungry dogs in case you fuck up.
This actually looks pretty good, surprisingly. Wouldn't expect this from what sounds like nothing more than a simple gimmick game.
I hope it gets multiplayer so I can co-op with the real Kim Jong Un
This is honestly a little bit fucked up. I mean, the motherfucker oversees death camps and has carried out purges. He's executed people and their entire families back generations. We should be invading and stomping the shit out of him. Yet we make jokes. It makes us true monsters. Imagine how those who escaped from the horrors going on would react to this. Imagine how this makes us look once the wall finally DOES come down. It's fine to make shit like this, but we really need to be focused on getting him before a tribunal and freeing the people if we want to be able to make jokes about it. Otherwise it just feels really dirty to me.
[QUOTE=Grimhound;44806887]This is honestly a little bit fucked up. I mean, the motherfucker oversees death camps and has carried out purges. He's executed people and their entire families back generations. We should be invading and stomping the shit out of him. Yet we make jokes. It makes us true monsters. Imagine how those who escaped from the horrors going on would react to this. Imagine how this makes us look once the wall finally DOES come down.[/QUOTE] Oh you silly, North Koreans don't have internet access.
Watch when the ending pulls a Super Mario Bros 2.
[QUOTE=SpicyPingas;44806879]I hope it gets multiplayer so I can co-op with the real Kim Jong Un[/QUOTE] Kim Jong Un and Kim Jong Ill co-op fest. :v:
[QUOTE=darth-veger;44806915]Kim Jong Un and Kim Jong Ill co-op fest. :v:[/QUOTE] The popularity of the franchise skyrockets, developers to hold yearly Kim Jong Con. :v:
Looks like someone mixed in Hong Kong '97 with that Spiderman 2 gameboy advance game
Did nobody else appreciate the fact that Dennis Rodman is in the game
Tbh it should have the style of metal slug.
I kinda of actually want to play it. Any idea where/when to get it?
[QUOTE=Bryceanater;44807669]Tbh it should have the style of metal slug.[/QUOTE] I noticed some Metal Slug assets, like the fire and the death animation of the enemy soldiers.
[QUOTE=theevilldeadII;44806454]it's DLC[/QUOTE] i thought starvation was going to be DLC instead
[QUOTE=SexualShark;44807807]i thought starvation was going to be DLC instead[/QUOTE] Nah, they are letting you to starve for free, ain't they humble?
I thought it was an RTS where you always lose.
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