These aren't RPs, but these are little tips that might be true. These are part of a series of "What To" which are like little guides on what to do during a zombie apocalypse.
Introduction:
If you were stuck in a Zombie Infested City, you would wonder what to eat. Well here is the answer. Zombies are attracted to some food, and not to others. In fact, some may repel zombies.
What to eat
Eat any canned food that does not use any carbohydrates or meat. Anything that smells or is full of blood, can attract zombies. So are rotting foods, so you must keep your food supply in check. Eating candy isn't suggested because of the sugary contents and glucose. Maybe eating canned fruits or something. Those won't attract zombies. If you were in a vampire infested area, It's obvious what to eat. (Eat relis- I mean eat garlic!)
What not to eat
Don't even attempt opening any meat packages. If you were to look in a grocery store, Burn all the meat in the meat aisles if you can. The smell of blood brings zombies from far away, and causes them to warn others that there is blood. If you burn it, the zombies would think of it as a harm. Note, a fire is a repellent, not a barrier. The zombies can come in if they want, the fire just makes them doubting. Also, rotting foods and spoiled meat can also attract zombies, and other dangers.
Finding Food
A good area to look is in the Grocery Store. Always take as much food as you can, and get the ones farther from their expiration date. Also check for any molding, as that causes your food to spoil. Suggested is that before any zombie apocalypse is that you pack a emergency zombie kit. Containing emergency canned foods, a first aid kit, and matches. Ya' never know when you need them.
This is the conclusion of my "What To" tutorial.
Thank you, and please comment.
Trolls and Flamers not welcome. (I eat trolls, and piss on flamers)
[QUOTE=Calvin_Chin]These aren't RPs, but these are little tips that might be true. These are part of a series of "What To" which are like little guides on what to do during a zombie apocalypse.
Introduction:
If you were stuck in a Zombie Infested City, you would wonder what to eat. Well here is the answer. Zombies are attracted to some food, and not to others. In fact, some may repel zombies.
What to eat
Eat any canned food that does not use any carbohydrates or meat. Anything that smells or is full of blood, can attract zombies. So are rotting foods, so you must keep your food supply in check. Eating candy isn't suggested because of the sugary contents and glucose. Maybe eating canned fruits or something. Those won't attract zombies. If you were in a vampire infested area, It's obvious what to eat. (Eat relis- I mean eat garlic!)
What not to eat
Don't even attempt opening any meat packages. If you were to look in a grocery store, Burn all the meat in the meat aisles if you can. The smell of blood brings zombies from far away, and causes them to warn others that there is blood. If you burn it, the zombies would think of it as a harm. Note, a fire is a repellent, not a barrier. The zombies can come in if they want, the fire just makes them doubting. Also, rotting foods and spoiled meat can also attract zombies, and other dangers.
Finding Food
A good area to look is in the Grocery Store. Always take as much food as you can, and get the ones farther from their expiration date. Also check for any molding, as that causes your food to spoil. Suggested is that before any zombie apocalypse is that you pack a emergency zombie kit. Containing emergency canned foods, a first aid kit, and matches. Ya' never know when you need them.
This is the conclusion of my "What To" tutorial.
Thank you, and please comment.
Trolls and Flamers not welcome. (I eat trolls, and piss on flamers)[/QUOTE]
Cool guide You should make more :)
[QUOTE=Calvin_Chin]These are part of a series of "What To" which are like little guides on what to do during a zombie apocalypse.[/QUOTE]
I smell more.
Meep :D
I think this is great, even though it's in the wrong section.
Maybe repost it into "Zombies 101"
but canned fruit has sugar in it, so what's the point?
[QUOTE=Calvin_Chin]These aren't RPs, but these are little tips that might be true. These are part of a series of "What To" which are like little guides on what to do during a zombie apocalypse.
Introduction:
If you were stuck in a Zombie Infested City, you would wonder what to eat. Well here is the answer. Zombies are attracted to some food, and not to others. In fact, some may repel zombies.
What to eat
Eat any canned food that does not use any carbohydrates or meat. Anything that smells or is full of blood, can attract zombies. So are rotting foods, so you must keep your food supply in check. Eating candy isn't suggested because of the sugary contents and glucose. Maybe eating canned fruits or something. Those won't attract zombies. If you were in a vampire infested area, It's obvious what to eat. (Eat relis- I mean eat garlic!)
What not to eat
Don't even attempt opening any meat packages. If you were to look in a grocery store, Burn all the meat in the meat aisles if you can. The smell of blood brings zombies from far away, and causes them to warn others that there is blood. If you burn it, the zombies would think of it as a harm. Note, a fire is a repellent, not a barrier. The zombies can come in if they want, the fire just makes them doubting. Also, rotting foods and spoiled meat can also attract zombies, and other dangers.
Finding Food
A good area to look is in the Grocery Store. Always take as much food as you can, and get the ones farther from their expiration date. Also check for any molding, as that causes your food to spoil. Suggested is that before any zombie apocalypse is that you pack a emergency zombie kit. Containing emergency canned foods, a first aid kit, and matches. Ya' never know when you need them.
This is the conclusion of my "What To" tutorial.
Thank you, and please comment.
Trolls and Flamers not welcome. (I eat trolls, and piss on flamers)[/QUOTE]
Zombies don't like meat that is more than 14 hours old, and sugary candy provides enough calories to treck maximum distance while consuming minimum food and they don't take up as much space.
And what is an emergency zombie kit? if it has anything to do with getting a bite, then throw it away, zombie viruses have 100% mortality rate.
Not trying to flame or rant, just constructive critisisim
To get the zombies to go away, tell them your a vegetarian.
[QUOTE=Jiggmin;19853012]To get the zombies to go away, tell them your a vegetarian.[/QUOTE]
How does it feel to be a faggot?
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But the thing is, there are no such thing as zombies.
you guys are just making shit up.
"I find a Burger Tank in this place? I'm-a be a one-man cheeseburger apocalypse." -Coach.
Brains.
[QUOTE=SkinkYEA;19853194]But the thing is, there are no such thing as zombies.
you guys are just making shit up.[/QUOTE]
yeah zombies have super smelling and super hive mind communication so they must have super eye sight don't even use fire they can see that shit from miles away and run super fast with super slow bodily decay and super bullet resistance.
And according to the OP the best place to look for food is in the most mobbed place where people will die. I guess the best place to hide is [i]within the zombie horde[/i] using some weird ass technique to trick zombie scent. But oh wait they smell shit from miles away you're fucked in your shitty zombie dimension.
[QUOTE=Jiggmin;19853012]To get the zombies to go away, tell them your a vegetarian.[/QUOTE]
good bump
looks like someone read "The Zombie Survival Guide"
[img]http://i48.tinypic.com/32znomu.jpg[/img]
wouldnt burning the meat attract more and make more of a scent
Zombie apocalypse makes you a vegetarian.
First of all you're wrong saying what they are attracted to because they don't exist, second you need carbohydrates and meat to function properly.
I don't like the sound of that. If you join the zombie's side you can eat all the meat you want for free!
yeah dude carbs give you energy to function, run from zombies, shoot at zombies, or even fuck a zombie if thats what you're into.
if i were to follow this guide, i would wither away in a matter of months. You body would have nothing to build on, canned foods are good temporarily but you cant get all the nutrients you need from this guide. You wouldn't have any energy to survive!
This is funny because we could go read the Zombie Survival Guide for better information.
Zombies can doubt?! I'm sure they wouldn't even react to the meat, unless it was from a freshly killed corpse.
eat the zombies.
it's not like they need their limbs.
[QUOTE=Calvin_Chin;10387706]These aren't RPs, but these are little tips that might be true. These are part of a series of "What To" which are like little guides on what to do during a zombie apocalypse.
Introduction:
If you were stuck in a Zombie Infested City, you would wonder what to eat. Well here is the answer. Zombies are attracted to some food, and not to others. In fact, some may repel zombies.
What to eat
Eat any canned food that does not use any carbohydrates or meat. Anything that smells or is full of blood, can attract zombies. So are rotting foods, so you must keep your food supply in check. Eating candy isn't suggested because of the sugary contents and glucose. Maybe eating canned fruits or something. Those won't attract zombies. If you were in a vampire infested area, It's obvious what to eat. (Eat relis- I mean eat garlic!)
What not to eat
Don't even attempt opening any meat packages. If you were to look in a grocery store, Burn all the meat in the meat aisles if you can. The smell of blood brings zombies from far away, and causes them to warn others that there is blood. If you burn it, the zombies would think of it as a harm. Note, a fire is a repellent, not a barrier. The zombies can come in if they want, the fire just makes them doubting. Also, rotting foods and spoiled meat can also attract zombies, and other dangers.
Finding Food
A good area to look is in the Grocery Store. Always take as much food as you can, and get the ones farther from their expiration date. Also check for any molding, as that causes your food to spoil. Suggested is that before any zombie apocalypse is that you pack a emergency zombie kit. Containing emergency canned foods, a first aid kit, and matches. Ya' never know when you need them.
This is the conclusion of my "What To" tutorial.
Thank you, and please comment.
Trolls and Flamers not welcome. (I eat trolls, and piss on flamers)[/QUOTE]
Cool story, bro.
ADHD version:
[quote=Calvin_chin]Hai i am cool i like zombies and know all about zombie and am cool and i are cool guy, but i are cool guy, i eat lots of trolls and doesn't afraid of anything, respek me :downs::respek::fuckyou:[/quote]
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Kill zombies and eat the corpses.
Zombies don'teat brains.
If theyare "dead" they don't need food
[QUOTE=FFStudios;19853337]looks like someone read "The Zombie Survival Guide"[/QUOTE]
No he obviously didn't because it makes absolutely no sense.
I'd just stuff a backpack full of MREs.
What i would eat?
I would obviously be eating other peopple cause most of us wouldn't really survive one
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