Dog bites through Lynx (AXE to Americans) can, causing an explosion and setting the room on fire - Polidicks

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2536719/Six-month-old-puppy-Zeus-caused-explosion-shattered-windows-set-fire-sofa-chewed-Lynx-DEODORANT.html[/url] [quote]Firefighters first told the couple that the explosion must have been caused by leaking gas pipes. But after no evidence of a leak was found, they now believe that Zeus chewed through the deodorant can right next to the home's back boiler, located directly behind the living room fire. When the central heating came on just minutes later, a spark ignited the gas and caused the explosion. Mr Heckler, who is currently unemployed, said: 'I didn't even know we had a can of Lynx in the living room. 'It was a Christmas present from Kerry's parents and was in a gift box underneath a table - right next to the fire and back boiler.[/quote] Pretty lucky that the dog nor anyone else died

Dog probably wanted to smell good to all the bitches. Luckily he's still alive.

By the gods!

I had a dog named Zeus, too, and he also had a chewing problem! He didn't have a taste for pressurized cans, though, just his own fur. RIP, Zeus; you ugly balding dummy.

[QUOTE=Big Dumb American;43478472]you ugly balding dummy.[/QUOTE] your dog sounds like a pretty cool guy, we have a lot in common.

I quickly read the title and thought this was going to be a story about a dog biting an actual lynx in half

[QUOTE=RobbL;43479054]I quickly read the title and thought this was going to be a story about a dog biting an actual lynx in half[/QUOTE] ...and exploding?

[QUOTE=soccerskyman;43479127]...and exploding?[/QUOTE] Yeah that confused me for a moment

[QUOTE=soccerskyman;43479127]...and exploding?[/QUOTE] That would probably be in the most bonkers animes of all time.

yeah title made me think the dogs head just fucking blasted apart in a fiery explosion

[QUOTE=soccerskyman;43479127]...and exploding?[/QUOTE] you'd be surprised what gas under pressure can do. Office chairs can explode because of that and wound a person pretty badly. Wouldn't be surprised if a dog chomped into a full can of body spray or hair spray and blew his jaw off.

[QUOTE=JgcxCub;43478401]By the gods![/QUOTE] [I] By the Nine![/I]

Zeus probably knew how awful Axe smells and destroyed it

[QUOTE=PaChIrA;43479471]Zeus probably knew how awful Axe smells and destroyed it[/QUOTE] Axe isnt too bad when used in moderation. Unfortunately, most users are young and think bathing in it is the trick to getting girls

[QUOTE=FordLord;43479664]Axe isnt too bad when used in moderation. Unfortunately, most users are young and think bathing in it is the trick to getting girls[/QUOTE] That is what my cousin always did when he was staying with my family for a while. Gave me a headache

[QUOTE=PaChIrA;43479683]That is what my cousin always did when he was staying with my family for a while. Gave me a headache[/QUOTE] I use it occasionally (there are a few i do like,) all you really need is a quick spritz under each armpit, and if your shirt has been in the dresser a while and lost its fresh smell, a quick spray in the front. Follow that by waving the shirt, and thats enough to get rid of odor and smell decent. Any more is overkill. Axe is a cheap product, and it does smell cheap when you bathe in it

[QUOTE=FordLord;43479739]I use it occasionally (there are a few i do like,) all you really need is a quick spritz under each armpit, and if your shirt has been in the dresser a while and lost its fresh smell, a quick spray in the front. Follow that by waving the shirt, and thats enough to get rid of odor and smell decent. Any more is overkill. Axe is a cheap product, and it does smell cheap when you bathe in it[/QUOTE] I think he might actually have bathed in it, since he never showered :v:

[QUOTE=FordLord;43479664]Axe isnt too bad when used in moderation. Unfortunately, most users are young and think bathing in it is the trick to getting girls[/QUOTE] I remember how I always had to rush through changing in the PE locker rooms of my middle school because the Axe spray in the air would be so thick it literally made me nauseous.

[quote] 'It was a Christmas present from Kerry's parents[/quote] who the shit gets deodorant as a christmas present

[QUOTE=Araknid;43479896]who the shit gets deodorant as a christmas present[/QUOTE] people on the naughty list

Reminds me of this time I was trying to hammer a nail into drywall to hang a picture and I didn't have a hammer nearby, so I started smacking it with a can of aerosol deodorant. Bad idea. No explosion, but it did make a big mess.

[QUOTE=Araknid;43479896]who the shit gets deodorant as a christmas present[/QUOTE] Kerry.

chocolate axe smells fantastic when it's just one or 2 sprays on your chest and wrists. [editline]9th January 2014[/editline] [QUOTE=Used Car Salesman;43479961]Reminds me of this time I was trying to hammer a nail into drywall to hang a picture and I didn't have a hammer nearby, so I started smacking it with a can of aerosol deodorant. Bad idea. No explosion, but it did make a big mess.[/QUOTE] what the fuck went through your mind bro? "I don't have a hammer, hmm... I know, i'll use a pressurized, explosive can!"

[QUOTE=Tmaxx;43480126]chocolate axe smells fantastic when it's just one or 2 sprays on your chest and wrists. [editline]9th January 2014[/editline] what the fuck went through your mind bro? "I don't have a hammer, hmm... I know, i'll use a pressurized, explosive can!"[/QUOTE] Years ago at school the changing rooms smell of deodorant so strong it would stain your lungs for hours.

[QUOTE=Araknid;43479896]who the shit gets deodorant as a christmas present[/QUOTE] Normally male teenagers, you even get little Lynx gift sets at christmas time which normally have a can of deodorant and a bottle of shower gel. On a side note, if you just need something cheap but not too bad a quality, the Lynx eau de toilettes you can buy aren't half bad, surprisingly. Hell, when I wear the coconutty one, Excite I think it's called, I get loads of people telling me how nice it smells. Still not a match for the proper stuff, but hey, at £7 for a decent size bottle, I'm not gonna knock it.

[QUOTE=Big Dumb American;43478472]I had a dog named Zeus, too, and he also had a chewing problem! He didn't have a taste for pressurized cans, though, just his own fur. RIP, Zeus; you ugly balding dummy.[/QUOTE] My god-father had a dog named Zeus too I think, and one of my current dogs constantly bites off her fur. She's a fat, semi-retarded, half blind, partially deaf lovable dog. :)

Well, it's a good thing it's gone. Lynx smells like complete shit, and whoever would have a can of it would always spray half the damn can every time they used it.

Poseidon's beard! Really lucky, Lynx is a way better name as well.

Some people say AXE is shitty smelling, but I personally enjoy most scents, as well as numerous girls have told me. Thing is though, despite what their marketing may make you believe, their target audience is not males 18-25, but males 12-17. Ever since AXE was launched, which was in fact when I was still a middle schooler, about 13-14yrs old, it REALLY stuck with people in that age group. I noticed once most of us hit 17-18, we moved on to less pungent fragrances like Degree [For Men], Right Guard, the tamer Old Spice scents, etc. Once you grow some pit hair and your hormones are going crazy, you become very self conscious about how you smell. So really, I really am convinced the biggest buyers, or at least users, of AXE and similar brands, are much younger than those that they are marketed to.

When my daschund was still a little dumbass puppy (he's still a dumbass but not a puppy anymore) he stole a lighter from the coffee table and bit right through it. All of the stuff inside it sprayed at his face and he couldn't walk straight for the rest of the day because it made him really dizzy.