[quote]Kansas City Mayor Mark Funkhouser says he's running for re-election, and challengers are already lining up.
From Mike Burke and his sinking ship billboards to Sly James and his fat campaign stash to Jim Rowland and his pinstriped suit, checkered shirt combo, there is no shortage of folks wanting to dethrone the Funk.
But there's one candidate that might just be able to unite a divided city: hot wings from the Peanut.
The meatiest wings in town announced today on Facebook that they are running for mayor.
"Blorph! The KC general mayoral election is on March 22, 2011. But it's never too early to begin the campaign, especially when it involves obscenely scrumptious hot wings slathered with zesty, molten-butter-like sauce and patriotic American values! Peanut Hot Wings for Mayor: Just. Delicious."
Hot wings' platform is "to run the turkeys out of office and ring in a bold new era of transparency, accountability and abnormally large and delicious hot wings for all Kansas Citians!"
I'll vote for deliciousness any day. [/quote]
What is the world coming to?
Things like this happen all the time, it's nothing special.
Wheres the news link to this?
[url=http://blogs.pitch.com/plog/2010/05/hot_wings_from_the_peanut_running_for_kansas_city_mayor.php]Sorry, forgot the source.[/url]
[QUOTE=Superginger;21941899][url=http://blogs.pitch.com/plog/2010/05/hot_wings_from_the_peanut_running_for_kansas_city_mayor.php]Sorry, forgot the sauce.[/url][/QUOTE]
Fixed.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT it's in 2011 I'll be old enough to vote! I'm going to vote for the hot wings, I love hot wings.
Oh wow.
hot wings can't possibly be a mayor.
hot wings can't even talk. or move.
this is just silly.
I just know someone is going to post a picture of many negros.
Hotwings are awesome, now I'm hungry. Thanks...
Why can't hot wings be a mayor for my town
[QUOTE=Superginger;21941108]What is the world coming to?[/QUOTE]
Coming to Peanuts, I bet
[QUOTE=SkynrdFan1;21947525]hot wings can't possibly be a mayor.
hot wings can't even talk. or move.
this is just silly.[/QUOTE]
Wow that sounds exactly like what the mayor of Kansas City probably already does.
Haha, what
All I know about KC politics is that every time I drive down there there's a shit ton of anti-city hall activists and billboards. I didn't know it was this bad.
The writing style of that whole article had a 50's jazz theme to it and I can't figure out why
[QUOTE=Ishmael12;21949194]Haha, what
All I know about KC politics is that every time I drive down there there's a shit ton of anti-city hall activists and billboards. I didn't know it was this bad.[/QUOTE]I don't know if the mayor had anything to do with it but when 50% of your schools suddenly shut down people are going to be pissed, even if they are terrible schools.
[QUOTE=POLOPOZOZO;21949834]I don't know if the mayor had anything to do with it but when 50% of your schools suddenly shut down people are going to be pissed, even if they are terrible schools.[/QUOTE]
There is that...
Although I think it had to do more with the School District
But I'm sure at any rate the city government there is all fucked up
[QUOTE=POLOPOZOZO;21946433]HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT it's in 2011 I'll be old enough to vote! I'm going to vote for the hot wings, I love hot wings.[/QUOTE]
And this is why the legal voting age should be raised
People always run joke candidates in elections. Just recently, Mr. Burns from the Simpsons was a write-in candidate for NYC's mayoral elections.
Really you can just put in any idiot on the write-in. I've had a habit of putting Zombie Lenin for Agricultural Commissioner in my state.
Everything that is Kansas is usually fucked. Too many tornadoes have been fucking with their heads.
or its just facebook.
funkhouser's a pretty cool guy
but hot wings are cooler
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[QUOTE=Richard Simmons;21951386]Everything that is Kansas is usually fucked. Too many tornadoes have been fucking with their heads.
or its just facebook.[/QUOTE]
except that the part of kansas city that matters is actually in missouri
[QUOTE=Lord of Ears;21951438]
except that the part of kansas city that matters is actually in missouri[/QUOTE]
thats worse.
why
[IMG]http://www.impactlab.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/hot-wings.jpg[/IMG]
[B]OH GOD! STOP MURDERING OUR MAYOR!!
[/B]but seriously this is quite funny.
nobody cares about kansas everything happens in missouri
[QUOTE=Lord of Ears;21951438]
except that the part of kansas city that matters is actually in missouri[/QUOTE]
Yeah for poor people maybe.
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