Police break door down in Kilburn after cat named Bruce Lee dials 999 and hangs up - Polidicks

[img]http://www.camdennewjournal.com/sites/all/files/nj_camden/imagecache/main_img/images/news/Attachment-1.jpeg[/img] [QUOTE]MOST people who dial 999 when there’s not an emergency risk being charged with wasting precious police time.But Bruce Lee, a caller from Kilburn, is expected to escape prosecution: he’s a pedigree Singapura kitten. Officers broke down the door of his owner’s flat on Thursday morning after the home-alone cat accidentally stepped on the house phone, dialling 999. Not taking any chances, police rushed to the scene, only to find Bruce Lee hiding under a mountain of clothes in a wardrobe. Owner James Cocksedge, 33, returned home from the shops at midday to find the chaotic scene. “I didn’t tell him off,” said Mr Cocksedge, a sound engineer who works on television and film projects and lives with fiancée, Monica de la Cruz. “I couldn’t. He already looked so ashamed of himself,” he said. “He got himself into this situation and then didn’t know what to do, so he just hid. If anything I felt a lot of sympathy for him. He was quite upset by the whole ordeal. “It happened the day before his first birthday, so it wasn’t great timing for Brucie.” He added: “Basically, he always jumps when the phone rings and then starts knocking about the receiver. I imagine someone must have rang, he probably went nuts, dialled nine three times, heard a voice, suddenly freaked out and left the phone. Then the police started banging down the door and he hid.”[/QUOTE] [url=http://www.camdennewjournal.com/news/2013/nov/police-break-door-down-kilburn-after-cat-dials-999-and-hangs??]further reading for this surprisingly long article[/url]

I don't think that cat is worthy of that name.

that's the cutest fucking cat

so cats are not only downloading child porn onto people's computers but they are also crank calling police?

Poor Bruce Lee.

The cops probably did a Bruce Lee kick to kick in the door too. At least I hope so.

There is no way in hell his surname is actually Cocksedge. Holy shit.

[QUOTE=hexpunK;42792604]There is no way in hell his surname is actually Cocksedge. Holy shit.[/QUOTE] I know a chick with the last name "Hooker."

my roommates' last name is butts lol

[QUOTE=valkery;42792621]I know a chick with the last name "Hooker."[/QUOTE] There is a guy on the news here with the last name Raper. Somewhat related: [IMG]https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1808990415/M_R_logo.jpg[/IMG] OT, I'm surprised the police turned up for a silent emergency call, does that happen often?

[quote]“I couldn’t. [b]He already looked so ashamed of himself,” he said. “He got himself into this situation and then didn’t know what to do, so he just hid. [/b]If anything I felt a lot of sympathy for him. He was quite upset by the whole ordeal."[/quote] What, as if the cat figured out that the house was raided by police because it had stepped on some buttons. He's speaking as if cats are capable of understanding the concept that :- 1) that weird looking thing in the corner of the room is what one human being uses to contact another human being 2) that pressing a certain combination of buttons on the weird human talky stick will contact humans of authority The poor cat was scared and confused because a bunch of people burst in it's territory and fucked shit up, not because it was "ashamed" of itself

[QUOTE=wh1t3rabbit;42793111] OT, I'm surprised the police turned up for a silent emergency call, does that happen often?[/QUOTE] The sound of silence could have meant that someone died on the phone. Emergency lines send responses to everything.

What a little pussy. First sign of trouble and he hides.

[QUOTE=TaniaTiger;42793234]What, as if the cat figured out that the house was raided by police because it had stepped on some buttons. He's speaking as if cats are capable of understanding the concept that :- 1) that weird looking thing in the corner of the room is what one human being uses to contact another human being 2) that pressing a certain combination of buttons on the weird human talky stick will contact humans of authority The poor cat was scared and confused because a bunch of people burst in it's territory and fucked shit up, not because it was "ashamed" of itself[/QUOTE] Pretty sure he wasn't serious since he then explains in a more reasonable way what happened.

[QUOTE=wh1t3rabbit;42793111]OT, I'm surprised the police turned up for a silent emergency call, does that happen often?[/QUOTE] I'd assume it's the same everywhere. In the US, if you call 911 and then don't respond to the operator, they'll send a cop to check up on you.

[QUOTE=TaniaTiger;42793234]What, as if the cat figured out that the house was raided by police because it had stepped on some buttons. He's speaking as if cats are capable of understanding the concept that :- 1) that weird looking thing in the corner of the room is what one human being uses to contact another human being 2) that pressing a certain combination of buttons on the weird human talky stick will contact humans of authority The poor cat was scared and confused because a bunch of people burst in it's territory and fucked shit up, not because it was "ashamed" of itself[/QUOTE]Great job on buying that bullshit fed to you by the feline race. The rest of us? We know better. Oh, ho ho, we know better.

[QUOTE=Mr. Someguy;42793406]I'd assume it's the same everywhere. In the US, if you call 911 and then don't respond to the operator, they'll send a cop to check up on you.[/QUOTE] I called 911 accidentally when I was 3 and this is exactly what happened haven't called it since

999 seems like such an easy number to pocket dial.

[QUOTE=TaniaTiger;42793234]What, as if the cat figured out that the house was raided by police because it had stepped on some buttons. He's speaking as if cats are capable of understanding the concept that :- 1) that weird looking thing in the corner of the room is what one human being uses to contact another human being 2) that pressing a certain combination of buttons on the weird human talky stick will contact humans of authority The poor cat was scared and confused because a bunch of people burst in it's territory and fucked shit up, not because it was "ashamed" of itself[/QUOTE] Spot the person who hasn't ever had a cat. They are smart motherfuckers. I had a cat who'd take a shit in the toilet then flush it. I also have a cat who [I]acts slow and lethargic[/I] and then uses that to lull birds/wildlife into a sense of security because they think he's asleep or just apathetic. Then he strikes like a fucking lightning bolt.

[QUOTE=valkery;42792621]I know a chick with the last name "Hooker."[/QUOTE] How about Danielle Cockburn?

fuckin' bleeding heart liberals not giving out any charges to the cat

[QUOTE=Empty_Shadow;42794360]Spot the person who hasn't ever had a cat. They are smart motherfuckers. I had a cat who'd take a shit in the toilet then flush it. I also have a cat who [I]acts slow and lethargic[/I] and then uses that to lull birds/wildlife into a sense of security because they think he's asleep or just apathetic. Then he strikes like a fucking lightning bolt.[/QUOTE] In addition, cats are the laziest sacks of shit both sides of the Mississippi