Long story short, a Fresh-Air child came to my house (yippe!...not.) And as predicted by me, he has been a complete nuisance. Just now, he clogged one of our toilets and flushed probably 8 times. The overflowing water seeped into our basement into a storage area and soaked a ton of our stuff, including some old recipes. They are written on a typewriter and were my Grandmas who gave them to my mom on her wedding day. Needless to say she is nearly in tears. She hasnt open them yet fearing the worst, so this is where I ask for help. Assuming the print is still intact (legible) how would we clean the germs from the recipes? All I could think of would be let them dry and use some sort of cleaning solution on them, but if theres a better way please say so.
Whats a "Fresh-Air child"?
Unimportant, but its a child from NYC that comes to stay for 1 - 2 weeks with a family outside of the city. (Fresh Air)
Put them near a hot area and let them dry for about 30 minutes. they will feel hard but it wot be soaked and damp.
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Came to mind.
By fresh-air child, im guessing someone that takes massive, smelly craps and thus sprays febreeze everywhere? Its only a guess, but if I were you, I wouldn't go near those recipes.
kick the kid in the face
Don't let kid stay at your house.
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let it dry, then copy it to another piece of paper.
the next time the kid gos to your house push him down and say "You mad?"
Laminate them
Kick the kid in the nuts. That should solve the problem.
[QUOTE=Singo;23286152]Whats a "Fresh-Air child"?[/QUOTE]
One of this guys kids [image]http://images.mylot.com/userImages/images/postphotos/2158954.jpg[/image]
CAMPING TRIP
Take him to the deep woods, find an old abondoned cabin. Leave and say your going to take a piss. Run.
When I first moved from the city to NJ, the woods scared the fuck out of me.
Put the child into the toilet to stop any more water coming out
Add 12oz of flour and a teaspoon of salt, and leave to simmer for 5 minutes.
Put the recipes in some rice-filled bag and wrap it up, leave it for some days.
At least that works when your mobile phone got in contact with water.
Wear some latex gloves and photocopy the lot at your local super market.
Sounds a wank. Get him to clean the stables the rest of the day.
Bash the kid.
If they're legible, copy them onto another piece of paper or type them up on the computer.
Get the fucking kid away from your house (if not already done).
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Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
OP; I think you/r mum could be screwed... I've had books get soaked before, they're now all crumply wavy pages of crap..
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[QUOTE=Sonicfan574;23325558]If they're legible, copy them onto another piece of paper or type them up on the computer.[/QUOTE]
I'm betting there's sentimental value, as they were given by the grandmother ([U]may[/U] be.. gone) on his mothers wedding day.
OP was fapping to cooking recipes and dropped them in the toilet by accident.
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I'm betting there's sentimental value, as they were given by the grandmother ([U]may[/U] be.. gone) on his mothers wedding day.[/QUOTE]
Better than nothing though.
Let ém dry.
Cago en la leche!
OOOOH the way you handle that parsnip baby makes me OOOOH AHHH HNNNGH aaaah
[QUOTE=Sonicfan574;23325558]If they're legible, copy them onto another piece of paper or type them up on the computer.[/QUOTE]
This.
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